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Lets talk about our first date, whether it was successful or not
>Have a friend that is turbonerd like me, plays obscure games and overall we have similiar tastes in vidya etc...
>He gets a gf and loses virginity
>Keeps talking about how great she is and that he could arrange date between me and her bisexual vegetarian friend
>Imnotlikingthis.jpg
>Get talked into it and go to cinema on valentine
>Her friend is like 6/10 but I say whatever maybe her personality is good
>Say hi
>She barely responds and immediately goes to the side of her friend without saying anything more
>I say fuck it and go full autismo, if she wont talk I wont talk either
>Just follow quietly only talking with my friend
>Sit in cinema
>Feel her trying to squeeze herself on my and rubbing my leg
>Nope.jpeg
>I move my leg away
>Get them to the bus station and leave happily home not even mad
The movie was actually really great too. Some fifty shades of gray parody, I actually laughed on a movie first time in years
No regrets. It was also my only date and friend broke up with her three weeks later
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I've never been on one.
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>having friends
>Going on a date
>Having the confidence to even say hi
Gtfo normie, this board isn't for you
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>>35639965
>6/10 but I say whatever maybe her personality is good
eat shit Norman.
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>HS
>was told this fat artsy girl liked me
>email back and forth and decide to see a movie
>she kept trying to make out with me during the movie
>i didn't want to because it was making me uncomfortable and i wanted to watch the movie
>at some point she realized i was a full blown autist and not just shy and quiet
first and only date
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>be ten
>have only one close friend
>only friend is this kid in a wheelchair
>confuse sole friendship feels as romantic feels
>confess to wheelie friend
>he admits that he likes me too
>plan valentines date
>he wants to watch Kangaroo Jack
>don't really want to watch Kangaroo Jack, but agree
>get to the theater
>his dad's wheeling him across parking lot
>hits a dip
>the dad throws his weight forward, tipping the wheelchair and ejecting wheelie friend onto asphalt
>asphalt grinds first layers of skin off of 40% of friend's face
>friend is bleeding and crying
>a small crowd surrounds us and stares
>this only makes friend cry more
>get all sperg angry
>start yelling at people to mind their own business, and to "BUZZ OFF!"
>they disperse
>wheelie friend is put back in chair
>his dad cleans his bloody face off
>we watch Kangaroo Jack
>it's shit
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>>35640011
>>35640022
Im a cyborg and I was pretty jaded at the time already so talking to woman isnt really even a problem for me.
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>>35639965
>first dates
>turbonerd like me
Reddit the thread
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>first date
Wrong board. >>>/soc/
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>>35640126
haha i had a fat chick crush on me too through middle school and the beginning of highschool. She ended up being the cheerleading captain, mostly because she could support the team.
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>>35641180
>mostly because she could support the team.
That's kinda hot.
How many cheerleaders could she hold up at once?
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>>35639965
>ask a girl out on a date
>She says yes
>Get exited and anxious at the same time
>Day of the date
>get stood up
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>>35639965
>didnt happen
the end
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>>35641485
excited*
I wanna die
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Summer Camp
>15
>playing poker with friends
>9/10 runs up in a towel
>her chad bf stole her bikini top
>white knight friend says he'll do it
>yells at chad
>chad beats friend up
>9/10 telling chad to stop
>Chad and white knight leave
>Counselors take both of them to the director's office
>girl turns to me
>"Thanks anon. Mind if I play poker until I get my top back?"
>play for a while and talk
>continue talking with her for a few days
>obligatory summer camp dance
>mostly normie shit
>slow dance plays
>wind up dancing with her
>feelsgoodman.png
>song ends
>get semi-hard
>girl whispers to me
>"Don't think I didn't notice it, anon"
>make out like crazy outside the building
>begin feeling her
>continues for over an hour
>most intimate I had been with anyone before then
>dated for about 8 months after that
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>Be college student working some shitty minimum part time job
>Have hot af white, blonde coworker
>Orbit around her hard
>Months pass
>For once in my life, grow a pair and ask her out to the local hockey team's up-coming game
>Surprisingly she says yes
>Go out, buy the tickets, etc.
>Day arrives
>Pick her up, things are going well
>Go to restaurant pre-game since she was a vegan and they don't have many food options for those types at hockey arenas
>Again, at restaurant things going well, we're talking and joking around
>Get to hockey game
>By some stroke of luck, a group of people she knows is sitting in the row behind us
>They get up in the first intermission
>"Hey anon...**giggles**...I bet they think you're my boyfriend **giggles**."
>"Haha y-yeah, wouldn't that be c-crazy."
>She thought we went out as friends.
>Hockey games end, drop her off a-sap, stop orbiting her.
Lesson is to make sure you make clear that it's a romantic date from the get go.
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