>blind date comes to pick you up >see this what do?

>>35639557
How are we both supposed to ride on that

Tell the coon to get off my property before I call the cops

>>35639557
Ask where she stole that bike so I can return it

>>35639557
Heck! The time machine worked! I'm in the 90's again!

>>35639557
>septum piercing
get out from my lawn.

>>35639557
I grab my stunt bike and style on this bitch before taking her to a restaurant and buy her shit

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>>35639557
>lock arms with her
>"shall we?"
> escort her to my car and take her to the finest restaurant I can find on google
> have lovely evening exchanging mild banter and aspects of each of our lives.
>drive her to her house
>hopefully get a kiss

is that my fucking bike?

I wonder why I am being picked up by a woman and why she's riding a bike and dressing like an easy girl. Then I'd turn her down for being black, I'm really not into that. I might not say it directly, because I don't want the ACLU knocking at my door for systematic racism.

>>35639557
I'm impressed that a blind woman rode the bike to ME
I'll take her out on a date just on respect also she's pretty hot

>>35639635
She wouldn't even understand why you hate her because she can't see
This is why you're a virgin

>>35639672
>She wouldn't even understand why you hate her because she can't see
What the fuck are on about ?

>>35639557
Did she steal that bike?

>>35639962
Blind date anon.

>>35639557
I go on the date because I have nothing to lose, I'm not a colossal faggot, and I'll take what I can get.

>>35639557
How the fuck can she pick me up in a one-seater bike?

>>35639557
In all honestly politely go along but eventually fuck up because she seems reasonably tall and self assured, and I would fall apart in my insecurities as I look up at her when we enter the restaurant and try to tell a joke. Although its a shame cause she's a real qt

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Question her and ask why I'm in summer 2009 again

Call her a fucking idiot for bringing a oneseater

fucking niggers already stolen my bike REEEEEEE

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>>35639557
>coworker tries to set me up for blind date with a secret admirer
>I agree
>"it'll be the guy with the flower in his hand"
>I go and see it's him
>he set me on a date with him
>do a 180 and go straight home before he got a chance to see me

Never ever again

>>35640133
I can think of a few ways, though they're probably not for you anon

>>35640902
wow rude tbqh

was he a qt?

sheeit
she has cancer

>>35640902
Baitacular