Cuck and Autism Shoes General

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Adidas Gazelle are the best sneakers around and everyone should have a pair

They are made of fabric, get smaller once wet and don't do any good as a shoe at all.

>>35639562

Samba's are better mate.

Am I the only one who has never had a meme shoe in his entire life? I just walk into a shoestore and buy something that isn't retardedly overpriced but looks decent enough and I walk out.

Cucks and vans are pretty much the goto shoe for the (((geeky))) manchild type numale

Red wings and Clarks are for the evolved Reddit type numale

Boosts (and formerly roshes) are for the fuccboi type

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>>35639933
So what should a non-fag, non-cuck cis white male wear in this day and age?

>>35639642
sambas look dorky af

Fuck off, autist. Chucks are a classic and are as inoffensive as they come.

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>>35639993
>for the ascended trumale

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shoes for real man

>>35640051
Everyone I know who wears them is a "lol I'm so random" alternative hipster faggot.

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>>35640051
>"Lol, I'm so unique xD"
These shoes are the litearl equivalents of the iPhone.

>>35639502
No, Jordans and other nigger shoes are that make you spend a shit ton of money in the hopes of getting pussy.

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I ONLY wear NEW BALANCE, the true patrician shoe of choice.

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Are these cuck shoes? /fa/ recommended I get a pair of minimalistic sneakers and these seemeed to fit the bill.

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>>35640051
This.
I don't even own a pair but they just have a timeless look that works well with most casual outfits. Stay mad, autists

>>35640051
>>35640244
Chucks are for teenage normalfags who want to wear something as inoffensive as possible.

There's nothing that screams "basic" as loudly as a pair of chucks.

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>>35640234
This is not what they meant. Normally I hate /fa/ but a pair of plain white sneakers is a necessary item in today's wardrobe. You got the color right but never wear NBs for fashion. They meant something more like Vans.

>>35640234
These are pretty dad-core

>>35640298
What's wrong with inoffensive? Do shoes have to be edgy neon shits to look good?

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what I used to rock back in HS

>>35640323
It's like girls who wear uggs. Screams 'lowest common denominator.'

Wear chucks if you want everyone around you to know that you have no original thoughts whatsoever.

>>35640367
What shoe is for the smart modern thinking man?

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>>35639993
I wear these. Cheap, generic with a bit of color. Nobody will really think twice when they see them and they go with every casual outfit imo.

>>35640418
They look really nice and minimalistic.

>>35640367
>not wearing something that looks good just because it's popular

the difference between chucks and uggs is tha uggs actually look like shit

>>35640418
>Nobody will really think twice when they see them
No anon, everyone think you are a faggot when they see them

>>35640461
If you think chucks look good you have no fashion sense.

>>35640462
Robots or /fa/ggots, maybe. I think you're vastly overestimating how autistic the average person is.

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oh shit, I have two pairs

does that mean I'm autistic?

>>35640418
>below-the-ankle
>burgundy

have fun looking like a homosexual gondolier

>>35640456
Thanks for the (You).

What shoes do you wear?

>>35640367
tell us what to wear if you want to look original then, anon

Chucks are too mainstream to be the official shoe of the "cuck"

>>35640494
Post something casual you think looks good, then.

>>35640510
You're posting on r9k, what the fuck do you think?

>>35640515
Thanks, it was my goal

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i have one kind of basic bitch nice shoes, one pair in black, one in bright grey
>tfw you have no time to bother with shoes

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I wear Margaritaville boat shoes and an old worn ass pair of chuck taylors.

>only have one pair of shoes
This is why women don't like you

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Are all NBs doomed to be autism? I want to buy cheap plain shoes, but I don't want to buy chucks or stans

>>35640732
Why would you have more than one pair of shoes?

You only have one pair of feet...

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I remember when I was a kid and wore converse and I was the only one at school to do it and I never thought anything of it they were just shoes and they were not as popular back then for some reason, then all the normalfags and roasties started wearing them non stop and it looked like I was following a fad and now apparently they are cuck shoes for nerds, FUCK NORMALFAGS

all the robots hating on the classic shoes because chad rocks them, hahahaha clockyworky

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Shit that could only exist in the early 2000s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOt--d7gP1w

>>35640761
Different outfits

Who /velcro/ here?

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I wear these.

originalmente

>>35640872
You can wear the same shoes with different outfits you know?

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I don't care about my shoes so I just buy Chucks because they're 40 dollars and look okay

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>>35639562
True, gazelles are the only classic-esque sneakers that don't look like retarded raf or nikes or whatever normies wear nowadays.

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>>35639502
The plain pair are for everyone from Chads to robots. Lots of celebrities and man children wear them. If you're a robot trying to look like a normie, this is the most basic pair of shoes to help.

Back in high school I mainly wore converse. Not the basic pairs though. I had the coolest prints, colors, materials. I always got compliments because of it. I doubt things would go like this nowadays but converse helped me feel normal in high school.

>>35641083
in the extras you forgot a shitty DIY bong made from a bottle and really cheap bad weed
>all retards in my area have it

>>35641083
>carries a knife
>no wallet

typical nigger

>>35640758
These look good. I got a pair coming in the mail. I hope they look good on my feet bc I'm a size 12

As for the autism new balance meme; I think the shoes only look autistic if they're the autistic shoe, brand shouldn't matter.

>>35640888
What's with this stupid fucking fad?

hurr I lace up and tie my shoes then Velcro them

Why don't you just add a fucking zipper on top of your abomination of a shoe you paid 3 grand for

>>35641173
i hate those little shits
>dude weed lol
>OMG you're so edgy smoking weed at 13

>>35641278

I was talking about just plain 'ol veclro shoes, just velcro for fastening.

Super comfy and convenient, no lackcuckery i.e. laces coming undone randomly.

>>35641584

*lacecuckery