HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A GF? I HAVE TRIED LITERALLY EVERYTHING,

Are you fit? Do you have friends? Do you have a career you're pursuing?

>>35638580
>Are you fit?
Not really, but I'm not morbidly obese either
>Do you have friends?
Making friends is just as hard as getting a gf
>Do you have a career you're pursuing?
Yeah, I'm a programmer and I'm fairly rich

I might have found a gf, she's short and overweight, but she wants to be a dedicated housewife.

I emailed her from craigslist and started texting her, since Friday, and I called her yesterday for a phone conversation. She's got a real cute voice. I think it'll be a real simple thing, making this girl happy and fathering her children.

>>35638644
>Not really, but I'm not morbidly obese either
Then you certainly haven't tried 'literally everything', dumbass.

>Making friends is just as hard as getting a gf
Incorrect. Making friends is a first step to getting a GF and is easier. If you haven't tried to improve your social skills and make friends then you DEFINITELY haven't tried 'literally everything'. Dumbass.

Talk to people at your job, have lunch with them, transition that into seeing them outside of work. Join hobby/interest clubs in your area.

>>35638791
>Talk to people at your job, have lunch with them, transition that into seeing them outside of work.
I had a panic attack just from reading that, is that really what normies actually do IRL? Holy fuck

>>35638791
I literally can't make friends, you faggot. I can't talk to them, I have nothing to say to them that they would care about.
Plus, my colleagues are not very fond of me, and I have no idea where to meet other people.

>>35638820
If that gives you anxiety then getting a gf is out of your reach, sorry lad

>>35638820
Yes. Get psychiatric help.

>>35638853
No, you literally can make friends, you just make excuses and don't try. If you actually worked at improving your social skills, you would succeed. And I just fucking told you where to meet other people.

>>35638820
maybe you need behavioral therapy. If you're fairly rich, then it shouldn't be a problem for you to find a psychologist.

>>35638889
I told you already, people I work with hate me, and I have no hobbies and interests so hobby clubs strat wouldn't work anyway.

>>35638942
Cultivate some interests and see a psychologist about your social problems.

Don't look like shit

>>35639015
>falling for the psychology/psychiatry jew
never again, anon

>>35639041
Don't act put-upon about not having a GF if you take no fucking action to improve yourself and get a GF. Don't start a thread about having tried "literally everything" when you've tried nothing and are unwilling to take sensible advice. Just fuck off and be alone for the rest of your life, and stop complaining about it, because you chose this.

>>35639041
>again

what happened last time anon?

>>35639069
paid a fuckton of money for a psychiatrist and he just gave me some antidepressants that made me feel suicidal and gave me some "just be confident and optimistic!!1! enjoy life, bro!!" shit advice. like being confident and optimistic is something I can chose just like that

>>35639168
you don't need a psychiatrist anon, antidepressants are a meme. You need to find someone who will give you actual therapy, untangle some knots deep in your personality and give you behavioral exercises to help you in social situations.

Your inability to make friends and have relationships is a problem with your personality, and that's something that drugs can't fix.

>>35639168
So you had a bad psychiatrist, or you failed to explain to him why you felt his advice was useless and iterate on it, and now you're acting like all of psychiatry and psychology is worthless.

YOU are the only reason you are a loser with no social skills or GF. Not your innate characteristics but your inaction. You have money, you could easily shop around and find a therapist and a psychiatrist that understood your issues. Instead you sit on 4chan whining and making excuses. You're pathetic.

I got a gf after thinking I'd die alone

I met her at a mental institution tho

The truth is, when you're a neet, even a gf won't squench your loneliness
Sex feels bad, and I get really aggressive around her

I want to die

Have you tried being Chad? Of course you haven't.

>>35640080
i have tried peretending I'm confident, if that's what you mean. one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.

>>35638475
Be ripped
Have money
Be an asshole

If you have none of these then you have no hope.

>>35640129
Then you're not meant to be chad, which means you're not meant get a gf.

All you can hope for is being a provider for some roastie when you're 30+

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>>35639249
>acting like psychiatry and psychology is worthless

kek it is you fuck. No one really gives a flying fuck about males like us. They only care for the fucking money and tell you want you want to hear. The drugs they prescribe you on don't even help, in fact they make most worse than they were before taking it. I've been through 4 goddamn therapists in the last 5 years and all of them gave me contempt or just gave up on me all together. One of them prescribed me Seroquil to help me out but that only made me wake up late as fuck and I felt shittier because I was missing classes because of it. They had no other alternatives and insisted I take that.
Lowering the dosage didn't help either and eventually I quit that shit.

This is normie treatment and helps only normies like it was intended. Failures like us are necessary for fucking normies to succeed anyway so they don't give a shit.

>>35640137
I got a GF while having none of these. Try again.

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>>35638475
All you have to do is just have an attractive face that is above a 7/10 anon. That's it. If not you won't be getting a girlfriend until aging has leveled everyone in your 30s. Dont worry you'll snag yourself a roastie.

>>35638475
How the fuck do you faggots make it sound so hard to get a gf, all you have to do is talk to someone of the opposite sex

Hell im only 19 and i've had three girlfriends already (not enough to make me a normie)

>>35640317
Because you're attractive you nerd. That's why those girls responded to you. Quit saying it is easy. It's impossible if you're below a 7/10. Why can't you understand that.

>>35638475
you have to social and have friends, it takes years

>>35640317
It's enough to make your the shared target of 80% of the posters in this thread.

>>35640317
>19
>already had 3 girlfriends
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>35640317
nice bait, faggot. now get the fuck out, you lil wankstain, adults are talking here.

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>>35640317
You're on easy mode, you have no right to be
here so get the fuck out.

I've had 4 girlfriends.

I got them all by speaking to them and being moderately attractive.

Try that, it's easy.

One thing that is important is to make an impression on them, even if its a weird impression, aslong as its not bad, it will make them remember you and think of you.

>>35640336
>impossible if you're below a 7/10
rofl good one

>>35640404
>speak to them and be moderately attractive
>make an impression
>it's easy

tried it for 10 years and nothing has worked. This type of bullshit advice doesn't work for everyone faggot.

>>35640463
I'm a bald manlet and it's worked for me so you must be doing something catastrophically wrong.

>>35640463
Go to india and get force-married to a smelly 30-year-old with an attitude then.

>>35640463
Well you have to speak to them and be moderately attractive

I'm guessing you tried speaking to them and it didn't work

Figure it out einstein

>>35640463
You aren't attractive bro that's why it didn't work. Women are more shallow than men at looks. Women are naturally dumb so when they see an ugly guy they get overcome with negative emotions from viewing your face and would probably put all ugly men in concentration camps if they could.

Women view an ugly guy or sub average looking guy hitting on them as an insult because they are so egotistical they think they deserve nothing but the best.

>>35640505
At least I say I tried. Fucking tired of people saying that it works. It doesn't. I've come to accept that I am just one of those people who are just there as a stepping stone for everyone else. Society needs these type of people for all of the other normal functioning people to succeed. I could give a fuck now about what I do cause in the end it doesn't really fucking matter to anyone.

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>>35640488
Because YOUR FACE IS SYMMESTRICAL AND ATTRACTIVE NERD.

>>35640533
Yeah yet you got ugly fucks who still get laid.

I am just average looking really. I just suck at life.

>>35640533
I know lots of fuck ugly guys with average girlfriends.
Sociability trumps looks every time. Fuck i know a morbidly obese guy with a normal girlfriend. Stop blaming your looks when its your personality.

Actually, it is your looks, but not your genetic looks but how you present yourself. All those ugly guys with girlfriends i know dress well and wash, try doing that.

>>35640576
No ugly fucks get laid. You aren't judging men right. Granted a woman would sleep with a man for a few nights if he is rich, so she could get some money or even marry him then divorce him promptly for his money. But a woman will not fuck an ugly guy if she is genuine. A woman will sleep with an ugly guy with no strings attached like a blakc man because his dick his big because she wants to fulfill her depraved sexual fantasy

>>35640569
Do you know what bald is? That guy clear has hair, im full blown actually bald at 24. Nor do i have his body.

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>wanting a gf

Beta as fuck

Only cucks and other betas actively seek LTRs

Actual men just wanna use women for sex

WOMEN are the ones who are supposed to beg for commitment

>>35640631
this

no point in busting your balls over a bitch who won't do her part in showing that she actively wants your advances and attention.

Otherwise, ditch the bitch. If she won't give her time then you don't either.

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>>35640605
Quit fucking lying dumb shit, every fucking thread or discussion I hear fucks like you say this sh1t. Pics or gtf0. If the guy is fat you are being vague and he is probably a bit chubby with a Chad face. Just like how chubby girls who are moderately chubby can look hot

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>>35640625
It don't matter if you got an attractive face. Being bald is masculine and view attractive by woman if you got the face for it.

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>>35640667
I'm not posting because I'll be found out. I should further answer that the dude is not only obese, he's also of South Asian origin.

If you actually went out the house and socialised among normal people you'd see that uggo men have girlfriends all the fucking time.

Blaming everything on looks is just a pathetic excuse because you wont tackle the real issue which is your awful personality.

But even your looks can be massively improved, male facial aesthetics are at least 50% down to haircut, facial hair and body weight.

>>35640726
>body weight
I looked ugly when i was skinny. Now i'm fat and ugly, so there's no point in loosing weight.

>>35640660
So much this

It's about cultivating attractiveness, and learning the signs of a horny woman

So many guys end up claiming to "struggle" with dating as if you can somehow negotiate with a woman to make her attracted to you

>>35640698
Right so now your logic has been twisted so far to prove how horrifically ugly you are and how attractive i am that being bald is now super hot.

Why don't you just fuck me?

>>35640726
I go out. I have a job loser. I have a car. I live by myself. I go out regularly with friends. It's all looks, haircuts, etc just compliment your face. Shit is shit, you can't put makeup on a pig, at the end of the day it's still a pig. Women have ridiculous high standards. Gtfo of this board you normie, you cause arguments and division. This is why we hate you. That chubby asian guy "girlfriend" was probably his sister.

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>>35640759
Have you tried being normal weight?

>>35640336
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>>35640387
Listen faggots all you have to do is not be a beta when talking to someone of the opposite sex but no you faggots want everything handed to you and are too shy or scared to talk to women like little babys

Women dont want to date babys they want to date real men, and if you arent a real man then you shouldnt be going for real women you autists, get on a dating website and start looking for 4/10s and 5/10s before you get older and even the 4/10s start ignoring you

Fuck im smiling its so hilarious that there are people itt who unironically can NOT get a girlfriend

>>35640827
>He calls me the loser but he's the one saying he cant get a girlfriend no matter what
It's all your personality, you probably look fine.

>>35640833
>Born with chad face
>But his face and greasy
>ugly hair cut
>Fixes all these things but face is still the same

>>35640833
You see, i was somewhat skinny in HS but then gained weight (about 80-90 lbs) in college. I looked ugly then.

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>>35640861
He went up about 5 points to women though.

>>35640894
Yup that is true. Who would've thought there was a Chad face under all that face. A shame that he didnt get an overbite as a child or any facial issues that could of fucked up his face and made him ugly

>>35640827
exactly
Most are suffering Special Snowflake Syndrome and expect only the best when most of them are no better than us.

It's just all bullshit. Even if you do have good looks you run the risk of having to deal with basic or psycho women who will probably try to screw you over somehow.

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>>35640884
Some people look bad in their late teens and mature into their looks later

>>35640971
>Some people look bad in their late teens and mature into their looks later
And because of that i'm 24 khv.

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Steps to getting a GF:
> Firstly actually wanting to be social with people
If you can't even make friends, then seriously get help. Even the lowliest of robot's have one or two beta friends they game with or some other shared interest. This is the most important step. You genuinely need to give a shit about other people and have common interests with them. Woman usually have different interests, but otherwise treat them the same as men.
> Take care of your body and appearance
Actually give a shit about your appearance, health, and hygiene. This involves caring about what you eat and doing some exercise. It also involves making yourself attractive - get a good hair style/clothes and practice your smile. Being a true uggo is an extreme rarity, and unless you look like pic related or have an extra chromosone, you have no excuse to not improve.
> Be achieving goals (don't be a loser)
This includes financial goals, such as having a good job or doing well in school. Having a min wage job is acceptable if you're studying or a fresh grad. This also includes personal goals such as doing or mastering new things, which all let you enjoy your life while giving you new interests that you may share with people. Stay away from drugs, the people who take them, and other antisocial retarded things that losers do like crime (basically have standards with who you associate with)
> Don't be an autist
I know its r9k, but seriously keep your spaghetti in your pants. Learn what to say and when, and what is acceptable and what is not, AND LEARN WHY. Furthermore learn how to behave - don't put on an act or anything, just simply grow up and make proper conduct a part of who you are.

If you truly do all these things, it's impossible to stay single unless by choice.

>>35640971
The difference is entirely in their smile and brow. Practicing a smile goes a LONG way. Even with being bold, you only have a problem when your headshape is fucked up and you don't have hair to hide it.

>>35641514
i'd rather be single than read all this shit

>>35641514
Nikolay Valuev eating my pussy and ass is actually my fantasy though

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>>35638475
>>35638942
>>35639168
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>>35640224
>/pol/ was right
You guys are a bunch of fucking losers

>>35641788
>You guys are a bunch of fucking losers

says the guy who browses pol

>>35641823
/pol/ wont stop mentioning it

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>>35641514
This was solid and genuine advice, thanks for posting good vibes in this thread.

>>35638820
yea you should probably just kill yourself

>>35638791
>dude just rewrite decades of social conditioning you have received and become likeable!