If I ever end up getting married and my bride has a higher n count than me, I'm going to have crazy wild sex with 10/10 hookers to even out the score, and she'll never know.
>>35633123
most women understate their lovers by about 5 times, so you'll need to sleep with 5 times more than you think
>>35633144
Damn. Better start saving up now.
>>35633123
Honestly as someone who's tried this you'll get bored with doing that long before you're anywhere near her number.
I preferred sleeping with my gf, and the revenge boost I felt wore off after hooker #3, I will say about 40 shy of her number when I just gave up because of lack of interest and extreme cost. Bottom line: You can never be girls at their own game.
>>35633200
I'd call you a cuck but at least you tried to get revenge. Whatever you do, don't ever love her or give her your stuff, just use her for sex and company, and don't forget to cheat with hookers once in a blue moon just cause she deserves it.
if someone loves you and chooses to be monogamous with you for the rest of their life, doing petty shit like this will break their heart/trust if they find out or just ruin your marriage/psyche if they don't
>>35633231
how retarded can you be?
asking for a friend
>>35633231
I'm not that new anon. I use her only for sex, at this point in life her love is meaningless.
Sometimes I think she suspects, but I've never given her a reason to think she's just a second hand cum bucket I picked up and not the love of my life (lol that girl left years before I got current meat hole)
>>35633278
Except they already chose not to not be monogamous by opening up their roast flaps for half the town. Whores deserve what they have coming.