>"Anon, you're so funny! You remind me of SheIdon."

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>>35632947
>mfw I've been unironically told this several times
brb going to fucking off myself

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>>35632947

>"omg anon you should watch the big bang theory you seem like the guy who'd love it"

NO I WOULDN'T

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>>35632947
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ROASTIES POP SCI IS SO AWFUL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35633025
I'd be ready to stab a bitch if she said this to me.

>>35632947
>>35633025
WHY DO THEY ALL FUCKING SAY THIS??????

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>>35632947
literally everybody at my old school used to call this one popular kid Sheldon bc he wore a Superman jumper
HE WAS A FUCKING SPORTY KID AND EVERYBODY LIKED HIM BC THEY SAID HE WAS A NERD AND HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT SHIT FUCK IM SO MAD NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35633061
Because it's the normie "omg im so nerdy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" show so it's the first stereotypical character they associate you with.

>be pajeet
>speak fine english
>don't talk much to other boys and girls
>"OMG YOU'RE LIKE RAJ FROM BIG BANG THEORY! DO YOU KNOW THAT SHOW? I BET YOU'D LOCE IT!"
>"CAN YOU DO THAT INDIAN ACCENT?"

>>35633079
I knew this German exchange student who looked like Shelton, was tall and had glasses. He was also kinda socially awkward and sucked with English language cause of his hilarious German accent

We used to call him "German sheldon" and say Bazingaschleussen!!! Around him while doing a hitler salute, or like singing Horst Wessel lied but he didn't even recognise the lyrics.

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>>35632947
But bennny do u even Sienese?

>tfw last year of high school
>everyone gets a "lol so typical you" - nickname
>my name was Sheldon Cooper
thanks a lot

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>>35632947
Every fucking time, been told this multiple times even though I suck at math and know very little about science and hate Star Wars.

>>35632947
Holy shit, are you me!?!?
I'm probably on the other side of the world as you too.

>>35633025
I was unironically recommended Rick and Morty after making a few innocently crude jokes

The only reason I'm still single is because of my exceptionally high intelligence.
A Nobel Prize winner tried to calculated my IQ and estimated it was 6 digit long. He's dead now.

>>35633717
do the indian accent and bang them pajeet

>>35634144
A weak mind such as yourself should listen to my story and take notes
Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.
And now I sit here wondering what it must be Iike to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.
All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.
My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect
And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels
A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor
Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush

>>35634034
I know right how can it ever compete with Return of the King, the best movie evers!

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>>35634303
nice1. i through up a few fingers to the sky in a kind of awkward gesture of silent enthusiasm and whispered a cool "jej" through the 5am Midwestern barrenness.

top post senpai. had a kind of passive muscle spasm come over my lip, twitching into a half-smile for a microsecond, my heart rate increasing briefly in what seemed to simulate happiness, or un-self-aware entertainment for a moment or two.

ahh, it was pure.

>>35632947

there was a time where I didn't even knew who sheldon was. but many kept saying I looked and acted like him.

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>>35634144
>>35634303
You guys are not that special. Get over yourselves! It's not like you're math Gods like gigga nigga Terrence Tao. I bet you wish you were smart and Asian like him.

>>35632947
The Big Bang theory created the new wave of faux nerds

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>>35632947
lkklkllkklklklklk

>>35632947
And you remind me of domestic violence, which is something you'll receive in the near future

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>>35634144
>6 digit long IQ