>"So anon, how long did your last relationship last?"

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SQUIDWARD

I haven't broken up with her yet.

About a year and a half. I fell for the practice girlfriend meme and then she ended up thinking I was planning on marrying her or something

>>35632908
> Charlie used to be a robot in the early seasons
> Now he's a Chad who's had sex with that rich girl, Dee and the Waitress

2 weeks :P

>>35632890
Its still goin
Im poly!
XD

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It was really short, almost as if it never even happened haha :)

>>35632890
Ten years and counting

>>35632890

what relationship?

>>35632890
Two months. She was a Preacher's daughter though a bit too rebellious for her own good. I broke it off realizing it wouldn't work out in the long run.

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>>35632890
2 weeks
and the one before that, 2 weeks
both were over 4 years ago

>>35632890
One year , still together

"None of your business."

/excuse myself to the washroom, enter a stall and violently shake about the mistake I've made for about 3-4 minutes before trying to end the date in the most embarrassing way possible