places on your body that you DO NOT fucking touch. for me it's

>>35630554
Your last one confuses me.

No part of my body is off limits except eyeballs and butthole.

>>35630554
The flap of skin that connects the tongue and the bottom of the mouth. I ripped it once and almost passed out.

>>35630675

That's called the lingual frenulum. It isn't made of skin, btw.

File: spurdo_face.jpg (28KB, 600x459px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 600x459px

>>35630619
It's simple. If I shove something, say a q-tip, into my left ear, a sharp pain will appear in my throat and force me to cough (typo in OP).

Why not butte though? That feels good

>>35630707
Danke medfag

>>35630554
I go everywhere senpai it's my goddamn body if I can't expect myself to touch it who else can I expect to, let alone other people.

As for frenulum, my new fave thing to do when jacking off is I go a little to get wet, then I stick my finger in my unretracted foreskin and sweep it around my head.

Cum buckets every time.

File: thefireof2000suns.png (853KB, 638x703px) Image search: [Google]

853KB, 638x703px

>>35630554
OP are you uncircumcised?
i am and the frenulum is where the party is at as far as sensation without overstimulation goes.

I honestly wish there was more of my body that i could touch. i pick crust outta my ass, i pick crust outta my eyes, i pick crust out of my dickshaft hairs (cumcrust).
i'm picking crusts of such grand assortments from my body it's making the pizzeria sent me a cease and desist.
i want my internal crusts.
I've performed several home/self surgeries to remove some crust from within my ear and ruptured my eardrum.
i'm deaf in my left ear nigga.
internal crust out.