/britfeel/ Real NEET hours edition

>need to be up for a 9 hour shift in 2 and a half hours

I'm fucked

>>35629663
Greetings fellow

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>>35629663
I'm still here lad.

reading through The Sandman comics.
>tfw so many cute girls in this series.
Fucking Gaiman.

>>35629706
I need to finish reading Sandman. Cant remember why I stopped

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> tfw there is no normal way to get to terminal 4 before 6am

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>>35629706 >>35629728
>tfw You've already have most of the series, but you can't read The Overture until you get Dream Hunters
Have fun with those feels in vol. 9 my friends

>>35629728
I know the feel it took me a while to go back to re-reading it.

I had it all downloaded, and read quite a bit, but then stopped. It wasn't till I bought the trade paperbacks I actually sat down and read them all.
Now I'm re-reading them. Also re-reading Hellblazer, but waiting on the new edition trades to be released as I'm all caught up to the ones out to date.

Pretty fucked up on heroin right now lads.

I have used the following things to come over regularly over he years at different points in my life.
>carpet
>towel
>wooden floor
>bed sheets
>underwear
>girlfriends
>t shirts
>blanket on sofa
>sofa
>wall + radiator

I have also come into once or twice the following
>plastic bags
>crisps packets
>condoms
>food containers for take out
>bottles
>sisters swimsuit

In some strange places
>school
>at home watching Tele with mum and sis
>under blanket with friends round as a kid
>in a homebase carpark
>in a Sainsburys carpark

I think I'm pretty fucked up desu. A real wanker for sure.

Fucking chavs keep leaving their shit on the stairs
Wankers

>>35629940
>at home watching Tele with mum and sis
Why would you do such a thing?

>>35629970
Weird horney teenager. Blanket over my legs and chest on armchair. Put knees up and wanked underneath. Cum on the blanket.
Looking back they must have known. Lol.

>>35630014
Also
>in a homebase carpark
>in a Sainsburys carpark
Where you left in the car and bored?

who litsen dat new drake

You give me hope and motivation.

>>35630194
nah lad, don't like gay music.
He's more of a soft cunt than the cure.

>>35630145
Exactlyyy. I came in crisp packets both these times. One was hula hoops. The other escapes me. So long ago.

>>35630194
>listening to a canadian saying nigger 800 times
Nah no thanks

>>35630442
>>35630458
if you sperg out when you hear the best song to come out this year (portland) your not getting any pussy this summer

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My Pirate Bay link has stopped working. Can someone help me out?

>>35629663
Kept fucking waking up for some reason and now I won't go back to sleep

>>35630503
Lad, I'm married so I'm getting my dick wet on the weekly.

I'm not sperging out either, just replying to your question.

>best song this year (so far)
Alright mate, if you say so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDpT2jGxu8c

>>35630634
Then embrace it lad and stay up.
What are you really gonna do today anyway? I mean really?

>>35630942
Visiting my grandparents today

>>35630967
Well then, you'll be fine lad. It's not like you're going to be there all day and night. You can have time to yourself before you go.

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>tfw no cassy gf

I don't know why im awake i have nothing to do.

>>35631649
don't know why im alive, i've got nothing to do

>tfw didnt die in my sleep again

>>35631649
>tfw every now and then you realise how empty your life is late at night/early in the morning and feel determined to do something about it now, immediately, and so refuse to go to bed even though you know you can't do anything about it right now and won't later
i just don't want to wake up tomorrow only for it to be exactly the same as today
t. blog of worthless NEET

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>just finished reading symphonic rain

well that was a punch in the gut.

Now I need to do something for the next 30 bedridden hours plus the daily 8 hours I spend in bed when not working.

either watch a lets play of umineko that's 100 hours long or play clannad myself.

oh the fucking possibilities, can't even be bothered to play video games anymore, not even korean mmos with heavy cash shops can attract my attention.

only mmos where I can stay alt tabbed or just macroing 1-2 buttons half the time and still progress while on another screen/phone makes me worth bothering.

havent had pizza in almost a year, want to buy a hawaiian but tescos closed till 11am.

also I dont want to eat much but the giant takeaway pizza(16 inch i think) is 3.50 on promotion while the tiny ass regular stonebaked ones are also 3.40.

don't need that much pizza but i don't wana waste money.

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>>35631649
>>35631667
You are the one who controls your destiny lads, go do something. Buy a newspaper, get a new video game, watch a film, go for a walk, listen to an old album from your youth. Go make a fucking sandwhich, don't walk around the supermarket complaining there is nothing to eat.

>>35631696
Waking up and realising you have another day alive is the most depressing thing ain't it lad.

decided that im going to go to church lads, never been before and im about as atheist as it gets.

it might be nice.

>>35632066
Prody or catholic church?

I believe in God, but outside of funerals haven't been to a church since I was 12. I still think about becoming a chaplin in the navy, but it meant I had to have worked in the church as a padre for something like 5 years.

It could be good for you. I recommend taking part in church community if you're going to go to church though, it's a great way to meet with people.

>>35632203
i have no idea lad, as far am im aware its a churchy church.

ill report back what it was like.

>>35631852
listen to the story of civilization

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>amazon sends me an email reccomending me girls skirts again

yamero amazon

Just finsihed my early morming workout in my gym room (spare room). Bollocks to the neighbours if they complain. I use to do afternoons but it wasnt for me, early morning workouts were always my best.

>>35632604
Are you a girl (male)?

unsuprisinglyunoriginal

>>35632934
male (male)

not orignal

>>35630602
I use unblocked.bet

The domain changes like once a week so it is never blocked.

Sharted myself but havent been bothered to get up.

play video games and watch tv together
cuddle
talk about stuff and share our feelings and opinions about things
laugh at each other's stupid jokes and be silly
cuddle more
take walks together while holding hands
go out on dates
have loving, passionate sex together

i want these bf feels

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>>35633375
Well these feels were sure a nice way to start the day.

midlands?

>>35632651
What did you do? Are you /fit/?

Heroinanon here. Keep feeling like I'm about to throw up. One of the unfortunate side effects of the based brown stuff.

Guys what do you do about sideburns with longer hair

>>35633615
Push pull legs. Today was pull so deadlifts.were included, that said i dont slam weights like a goon.

>are you /fit/
Ypu can tell i lift sure, but im not 'buff'

>>35633722
Let your hair cover them.

Who here keep getting banned from 4chan? I just can't help shitposting.

Is it an autism thing to repeat jokes/punchlines devoid of context?
Been reading CWCki again and hit the article about how Chris Chan does that. The only distinction is that I'm entirely conscious of doing it, and know in advance other people aren't going to get it because they're not familiar with the original context, while he seems completely oblivious to the fact context is key.

Don't have any clue why I do it, though. It's not to amuse others and it only mildly amuses myself. It's like a blip in thinking where saying something is appropriate so I do so, even though it's unnecessary. Or that's my theory anyway.

>>35633852
I do this all the time. I feel ridiculous trying to shoehorn jokes only I will get into conversations. Maybe we do it because it makes us feel 'above' the situation we're in?

>out walking my pupper
>some big german shepherd is waiting outside a shop for its owner
>comes running over when it sees my dog
>kick it in the ribs as it steps onto the pavement
>it stops and slowly walks back to the shop door

i will protect my puppers smile

give this a watch lads, just dont eat while you do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8

How is everyone this morning?

I haven't slept since about 11 am yesterday, I'm not feeling too hot.

>>35633637
you the lad that got it for his birthday.
i used to play with smack, but got to the point where i was feeling sick if i didn't have any. i did take it 2-3 a times a day for 8 years though desu.
miss it as well, not the addiction but the feeling's fucking amazing

Anon whose gf pissed the bed (again) yesterday here. She phoned me before bed last night and was hammered again, so clearly no lesson was learned. I love her when she's sober and when she's drunk, but when she's totally shitfaced she's an annoying waste of time. She's got to that level 4 times in the last week. I think this is over.

>>35634213
That's me yeah. Blimey. How long ago was this? Must have been a hell of a battle trying to quit.

>>35633884
Maybe, yeah. That's a good theory.

>>35634105
when i had my pupper last year i was taking him for a walk 1 night and a staffiewent for him. i didn't see the staffie till it more or less on him, i booted it in the head a couple times, luckily my sis was with me so i had to throw my pupper to my sis and managed to grab the staffie by the collar and pin it down by its neck till mr and mrs chav came and got it. was fucking shaking desu, i wanted to kill that staffie

Just paid for a cam girl, at 10 am on a Sunday

Wew

>>35634436
You take a little snap for your mates on britfeel?

>>35634255
it was about 12 year ago now. i tried to come off it a few times through the 8 years, but i always got back on it. my mates did it as well so i was always around it. finally came off it using methadone,

>>35634223
i wouldn't break up with someone for drinking too much. just tell her to stop getting so drunk.

>>35634343

Should have called the police, lad. They'd deal with the little shit. If a dog will try to kill another dog it won't have a problem with trying to kill a child.

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>>35630876
>>35630503
>best song to come out this year
>not Ed Sheeran's 'Eraser'

Plebs, the pair of you.

>>35634526
>Ed Sheeran
Apparently he's headlining Glastonbury.

>>35634521
i didn't think of that, i was shaking and fuming desu
i shouted at the chavs then went home.

>>35629687
You make it?

Ohgee

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I'm on a late shift. Work in a hospital lads and building up the confidence to tell this super dumb nursing assistqnt girl I've been seeing that we need to stop before she gets too attached and I upset her with my commitment issues.

Fun.

>>35634343
should've just put in a chokehold

all of a staffies power is in its mouth

>>35634223
Jog her on, lad.

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woke in a good mood this morning,actually smiling
think i'll have another day playing on xbone.
gonna have 20 min for a wake and bake and some manga, then it's vidya.
if you want to post lovely waifus you can join in lads
>>35622708
i want you to post your next spliff, pls. let's see the progression lenlad, if you're comfy posting it that is :)

>>35634655
well i wasn't really thinking just wanted to stop the little cunt.

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>>35634691
Stupid family wants me to spend time with them instead of lying on the couch wanking and watching slayers.

>>35634526
fuck that frog faced ginger faggot and his shitty music

>>35634761
Ed's a national treasure mate, you'll watch your tongue.

>>35634756
is it important family time or can you get out of it with a lie. food poisoning is a good 1 ;)

>>35634811
Nah then ma will want to come over and make sure I'm alright desu. Might as well just suck it up

>>35634847
is ma like mummy
good point
ah well ganbatte lad, hope it's not too bad for you

>>35634164
This is equal parts hilarious and frustrating.

AWWRRR MURRR LEERRRGGGSSS

>>35634873
I mean they're gonna feed me and stuff so I'm not really complaining.

>>35634164
Love the surgeon just ripping into his girlfriend, absolutely brutal but completely justified.

>>35634164
how the fuck did he get that way, he's a gf a daughter.
i do like based doctor though
>>35634918
ah that's good then a free feed is good

i think at this point im going to need to bring this up with my mum, before i started trying to lose weight my mum didn't want to cook me anything and was fine with letting me get whatever i wanted to eat, but since ive started to lose weight she is offering to cook me meals whenever she is around

to give you an idea, on week days its breakfast which is usually eggs, bacon, beans, toast before she goes to work and then when she gets home she will make anything from chicken to burgers with chips and things like that and she cooks 2 meals for me in the evenings, is my mum trying to keep me fat guys?

>>35634970
at that point, when someone is that size, they are being enabled by others and being fed by others

>>35635088
are you sure. where we posting now?
i thought all the dick posting was doing more damage

>>35634978
>is my mum trying to keep me fat guys?
Sounds like it. How much do you weigh now? Is she normally a bit clingy?

>>35635161
172lbs, im a manlet so im obese, but im trying to work on it, and we have always been very close, i mean im close with my dad as well but id say im closer with my mum, id say a bit clingy just because we like to be close

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just had a dream about committing suicide lads

says something really doesn't it

Do people use any sort of IM client except Discord these days? I realized my social circle is... well fucked and I'd like to talk to more people. Problem is Skype is blocked at a hardware level on my PC (I shit you now, google it). So Skypes out.

Any ideas?

>>35635232
Steam is pretty much a chat client for me even though I play vidya on it as well.

went to church lads, it was pretty comfy. when i was walking there i felt like i was walking with a purpose.

the service was about rebuilding and restoring, that no matter how damaged or traumatised we feel, god will always help us rebuild. at the end a nice woman scooted over to me and introduced herself, and then introduced me to the vicar. he said hello to me and immediately asked for my number so he could 'give me a tinkle'. at first i thought he was making a pedo joke, but he was being incredibly sincere. so now at one point a vicar is going to ring me and arrange a meeting to get to know me.

overall a good morning, had a bit of a wander in the rain afterwards. not sure what im going to do now though, ive been up since 11pm and need to stay awake to fix my sleep schedule. might play wow and watch avatar the last airbender.

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>>35635273
>went to church lads

>>35635286
>>35635294
i woke up at 11pm, was still awake at 8 and decided to go on a whim. ive never been before and im about as atheist as it gets.

>>35635148
i've only been here a year myself so can't really say what it was like before. i still get some feels and have good times in here.

>>35635273
>tfw reading this makes me want to go to church

your story sounds so nice, people there actually wanting to get to know you and it doesnt sound like they were preaching or anything like that, just simply welcoming you

>>35635324
it really is nice, a bunch of friendly old people there for no other purpose than to respect their religion and heritage, mixed in with a moral lesson and a sense of community. very friendly, welcoming and comfy. even for an autist.

Feel like I've got a migrane coming on lads. Gonna slam some codiene and hopefully cut it off.

Can I get extra NEETbux if I have severe depression?

>>35635273
I biked past the church a few weeks back now and it looked amazing with all the lights on in the dark. Looked cozy as fuck but I'm too much of a fedora to become a Christfag.

I know religion is important to our country and possibly reforging it but I just can't find faith. The closest is questioning if the super natural exists in the form of demons.

>>35635380
There's a cute anon here from Coventry

Hit him up

Coventry is shit though

>>35635390
If you actually have a diagnosed illness you might be put on ESA and get more money.

>>35635393
i have absolutely no faith, and do not believe in god. but i do think the lessons there are worthwhile, as is the sense of community. the ritual of going to church and those two things do not require faith.

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>tfw my anxiety is gone.

This shit saved my life lads, I was actually laughing and talkative today, people even commented that my "personality had come out"

I feel amazing and I'm actually applying to jobs.

>>35635428
>This shit saved my life lads
What...is it?

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>>35635439
a nootropic that actually works.

>>35635428
that stuff is nice and all but don't use it daily it causes the same withdraws as alcohol and benzos after a while since its a GABA drug

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>>35635482
yeah 3 days on, 3 days off.

I save it for the week days when I need to get shit done.

I'm looking for another good nootropic to help me when I'm cooling down from phenibut.

>>35635500
>I'm looking for another good nootropic to help me when I'm cooling down from phenibut.
This made me chuckle

>>35635500
try fentanyl I hear that stuff is great for comedowns

>>35633637
...and here comes the vomit. Fucking annoy as shit lads.

>>35635591
what's making you sick, i sometimes felt that way when doing crack but never smack
you smoking it?

>>35635610
No, snorting. Live at home and isnt really any easy way to smoke.

>>35635621
ah. i've never snorted it desu. only smoke it once, that made me gip

>>35635683
So you injected? Sounds scary.

>>35635727
it wasn't that bad, went over a couple times but that's the nature of the beast. you're playing with stuff that can kill you eh
i never shared needles but i had a couple check ups at the aids clinic and made sure i wasn't infected with anything

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Nia it cold

>>35635838
are you the lucky lad going to iceland

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>>35635542
Mmm, I love fentanyl! Had it once after surgery

>>35635858
Ye just sat in the hire car at Keflavik airport trying to work out where the fuck were going.

It's cold here for sure but not biting like when it gets cold in the UK. So dry here that it doesn't cling to you

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Another depressing day in Cornwall

>>35635887
nice. jelly as fuck lad.
hope you share some pics with us lad.

>>35635916
CORNISH INDEPENDENCE

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>>35635916
There is nothing depressing about Cornwall my good man.

Chuck Berry fucks a loli (widely reported today) yet he's venerated. Adam Johnson tries his chances with older loli and he's sick paedo rapist scum.

Either both or neither of them are scum. Which is it, society?

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>>35635973
Never going to happen, Branok

>>35633562
no, the lonely north

>>35636064
North where

>>35635973

Can't wait, i'm going to set up a checkpoint along the border and starve you guys out, or else just charge you extortionate sums for everything going through.

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>>35635963
Shitty car window photo here

>>35636106
Plymouthanon here, fighting the Cornish cunts on the home front

>>35636098
central lancashire, you?

What do I do with a shit that won't flush anons?

>>35636165
Northumberland, in an original sense

>>35636173
Stomp it down with your foot

>>35635916
moving to cornwall in a couple of years hopefully.

>>35636197
in my game of ck2, northumbria is one of the strongest empires, just thought id let you know

>>35636275
Good work, you'll be moving to the greatest country in the world once it's free from the disgusting hands of the UK and England.

>>35636146
nice
my family want to go somewhere for my stepdad's 60th, i want to go to iceland but they're the sit in the sun all day types. not my idea of fun desu.

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>>35629663
Welsh girls worship black men edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35635380
Wasn't bombed hard enough.

>>35636197
that's a ashame

>>35635380
Make sure you don't get beaten up by white hating Pakis in Coventry, lad. A couple went for a night out and got a few bones broken

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4312204/Woman-seen-staggering-racist-thugs-break-nose.html

>>35636000
Trips wasted on a lead in to defending paedophilia

>>35636173
Bail and blame someone else.

>>35636173
Ah yes. I call those 'Cornwalls'.

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>>35629663
I'm obsessed with Alexander Gordon Jahans. I was loitering outside his house last night for about an hour. I don't know what I'm going to do when I eventually see him (I will see him)

>>35635380
i was best friends with a lad from coventry who turned out to be gay

>>35636566
I'm assuming this is bait because why would any of that stuff be true.

>>35636577
There's not much to do in Woking. Unfortunately for him I have an obsessive personality and I am fixated on him. Going to pop round there tonight

>>35636627
>omg u a crazy weird guy anon
There. Is that what you wanted?

>>35636566
Kys, Alex.

Drank one shandy last night lads which means today is the first Sunday in years that I've not been hungover from some kind of substance or alcohol. Gonna make it desu.

>>35636673
Keep it up buddy, you can do it.

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Can you all post your versions of Limmy's one hit wonder, "Wrong way down a one way street"?

Thanks.

>>35636673
Why you quit?

Stood reading a cafes menu in Reykjavik when someone opened the door. My brother almost puked from the smell.
No surprise given one option was 30ml of vodka, a piece of rye flatbread and a bowl of fermented shark

>>35636752
We're all gonna make it la.

>>35636829
To take control of my weight and mind. I have to say it was odd being sober on a Saturday night. I might get a playstation to fill the void.

Met some girls I haven't seen for years the other day, we're all in our mid 20s now.

I thought women's standards were meant to drop with time, the way these girls talked it sounds like they're higher than ever, all chasing after some guys who sound like a Chad's Chad.

Is 'the wall' a meme?

>>35635727
do you deal with online vendors or street dealers.
am gonna start messing around with TOR soon, get some shopping done

>>35636954
Online these days because I've moved and lost touch with all my contacts.

>>35636791
You first lad desu

>>35636932
'The wall' is very real. It's just that the modern woman's sense of entitlement has blown that much out of proportion that they expect to be treated like prime material even after 'the wall'.
They're not going to get that man they're after.

I have a situation lads. I think someone may have tried to hack into my Google account. I have since changed the password and deleted the account altogether. What I'm worried about is can my search history or what i have on my tablet be used now? Maybe against me to blackmail me or something? Seriously freaking out, thinking of just switching my tablet into airplane mode and hope nothing happens to my account that might be embarrassing you know?

>>35637064
Who would want to hack you, and why?

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What's our best dating site for getting qt gfs in the UK?

Note that I mean dating sites, not hook-up apps.

>>35637064
Should be fine lad, if the account is deleted then the tablet history wont be sent to it.

Why would someone try to hack you?

>>35637089
/britfeel/ is the greatest dating site

>>35637143
But I'm not really into lads, lad. No offense.

>>35637166
won't know until you try lad.
let me jack you off mate, just need you to pay my bus fare.

>>35637089
Well, how good looking are you?

>>35637189
There's CCTV on the buses. They would see it.
It's still not very appealing.

>>35637194
Nice and average, m8. Bit short, bit balding but people seem to like my face so that drags it to a nice average. Also, not fat.

>>35637255
>average, m8. Bit short, bit balding
Good luck finding a qt when even 5/10s all go for chads on datng sites

>>35636932
>I thought women's standards were meant to drop with time, the way these girls talked it sounds like they're higher than ever

Seems to be very prevalent now, one could say it's always been the case but it doesn't seem so from what I've read. One possible cause is the 'little princess' mentalities that their mothers drilled into them when they were kids. Even physically unattractive women who lack a career and are up to their neck in store card debts have this mentality, basically they are women who bring very little to the table other than a festering vagina.

We're better off without them. Get a pupper / catto and an xbox. Save your money and retire early. Get yourself a nice motor and a kit out your bachelor pad with beautiful, expensive furniture. Answer to nobody. Fuck hookers, it's always invariably cheaper.

I've been going out a bit more recently as I've got a (very) small social life now, it's so fucking expensive it makes my eyes water. Now imagine having to pay for a woman and being at her beck and call. No thanks.

>>35637089
r9k tag in omegle

just don't be weird

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>>35636173
Fork it out and dry it, then try flush it again!

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Which do you choose???

>oregano oregano make this post orignalo

>>35637255
Um, ew? Don't reply to me again.

>>35637499
>I did that with Tyrone
Why are people so obsessed with white girls fucking black men?

I've been in Iceland all of 3 hours and I already have feelings for a girl in a bakery here

>>35637499
they're all pretty terrible

>>35637499
Where's /britfeel/ bf?

>>35637506
But anon I think you're right about the jacking off. I love you get the bus.

>>35637547
You chatted to the local girls yet>

>>35637547
yeah i bet they're all qt3.14's. did you learn how to say thank you and hello before you went

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>>35637499
desu daily reminder

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>>35637499
azn pls

Got ya, Luke

>>35637568
Nah not really. Wandering round Reykjavik with my family and my mum is being a right fucking nightmare. Acting like a dumbass tourist and just a general dumbass.

>>35637600
She had plaited hair drapes over her shoulder right down to her waist. So cute

And nah I haven't learnt anything. Every cunt speaks English.

>>35637554
>"sorry I just feel stressed"
>"sorry I'm just not in the mood"
>"do you want to wear stockings? No? o-ok"
>"im just not very affectionate or romantic"
>"I have a headache"

*masturbates to straight/trap porn*

>>35637547
>feelings for a girl in a bakery here

tfw no icelandic pure bakery GF

>>35637420
Would that work or would I just wind up flicking through lots of guys wanking on cam?

>>35637375
I was in a McDonalds the other day behind two youngish girls and they were howling about how they'd each spent over 130 quid on a single night out.

Bet they do that every week as well. Mad how much money some people piss through.

>>35637670
yeah but speaking to them in their own language will maybe get some smiles from the icelandic goddesses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhhCzKhnxq4

How many bongs am I looking at to spend 3 weeks in Japan? No hostel shit though. Need my own space.

>>35637648
>>35637499
Have Asian gf. All went like that.

>>35637777
If you're not willing to stay in a hostel it's going to be very expensive. Probably run well into a few grand.

>>35637777
fair whack i'd imagine lad

>>35637821
>>35637834
Like 3k? More?

Dinner is in the slowcooker lads. Chicken stew with tasty Yorkshire puddings.

Anybody want to come round for tea? I promise I won't jizz in it.

>>35637742
Ehhhh, I always feel like a tit just using the basic shit. Like twats who get smug about saying bonjour to French people

>>35637777
2.5k if you go basic but still do everything you prolly want.

>>35637861
Icelandic people think you're a twat if you do that too, so ignore that guy

Nordics especially dislike people butchering their language and would rather you just spoke English

>>35637840
flights will be like 1,500 so with three weeks in a hotel and spending money could be 2,500-3,000

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>>35637499
Suomi at least will feed me, unlike the rest!

The only good city in the UK is York, and even that's a chink and hipster infested hole

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/seinfeldsunday/ time

Lots of qt milky toned tummies on display, today.

Both inspiring and depressing. Just want to lay them down and give kisses all day long.

>>35635428
This seems interesting, any side effects?

>>35637861
ah well i always thought it was basic manners but guess not now. maybe it is best to ignore me and stick to english

>>35635428
Where did you pick it up from? I'm interested in giving it a shot on my next days off.

>>35638444
It just gets embarrassing when you say thanks and they start talking in jurgenbungendspurgen and you have to admit youre actually incapable of speaking a word beside regurgitating easy crap

What a slow miserable edition this is.

>>35638549
yeah it is a tad embarrassing, and it's always followed by "ah english" and then the look
fuck it if they all speak english doesn't really matter though eh

>>35638755
It's because I've been high/sick and not providing the high quality replies I usually do

>>35638755
So make it better

oreganolio

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>>35634691
Glad to hear you're having a happy Sunday, snek anon!
What manga you reading?

Not my best roll and I only smoke itty bitty ones but here ya go!no bully about dust!

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>>35638885
>lenlad will never give you blowback

>>35638885
i'm still going through monster musume desu
slow going lad, taking it nice and easy
you on raw rizlas. patrician taste. i need to order another load and get some roach books.
i'd never bully you about the dust lad. however, if they're dusty does that mean you don't play with them that often?

Kinda wishing I was here in Reykjavik alone rather than with my family. Mum's being embarrassing, brother grumpy and dad distant plus I'm bound to them. Can't explore how I want to, have to go on a bunch of shit they want to and stuff.

In that uncertain stage where I don't know if I'm actually gonna enjoy myself properly

>>35639201
just bugger off 1 day, say you want to go explore by yourself for a bit.
don't let them ruin your trip lad.

What the hell is wrong with me lads
>go to party last night
>meet girl
>going ok
>both a little bit smashed
>gives me a hug and a kiss on the cheek
>cue awkward mmmmmmhhhmmmm sound from me
>I think I also sniffed her hair but I can't remember I was fucked
Keep in mind I'm a kissless virgin loser with no prior experiences with women
>immediately creep her out
>pretend I was humming
>have to pretend hum every time we hugged which was only one more time
She didn't respond to any of my messages
That feel when you literally can't contain your autistic outbursts even if you try

>>35639281
I'm a bit of a pussy when it comes to going against my family desu.

Im sat reading some liberal hipster local newspaper and every time I read out about some interesting cocktail bar, restaurant, club or whatever they just ignore me and it's all "blah blah geothermal springs" and my mum is gushing over the local fucking Home Bargain equivalent supermarket.

>>35639373
This hurt to read

>>35639201
Iceland would never be my holiday destination of choice, ever. It looks grey as fuck and there's probably not a lot to do apart from looking at a volcano, northern lights or taking a dip in a geezer. Unsurprisingly your family are bummed out.

>>35639493
> Dip in a geezer

Is that your thing then?

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lads, what's the better channel, dave or spike?

The fuck is going on with Just Eat lads? They were having issues last night and was forced to get Domino's.

I'm too autistic to talk on the phone.

>>35639493
They're bummed out because they're miserable cunts and a bunch of stressheads

Surface level that's all it looks like is available but it bores me shitless. I mean it's all very nice but I could pass on it. I said before I'm more into cities, architecture, art and stuff like that

>>35639169
Sounds like a comfy time, friendo.
I am! Bought them with some roach books on amazon for a fiver or something, they're quite decent!
Ahaha yeah I bought a bunch of figs randomly one month, put them on a shelf and haven't touched them since :(

>>35639373

Wew lad, reading this made me drier than the Sahara desert. Better luck next time I guess.

>>35639476

Why don't you try not complaining? You're in an amazing country, probably fully funded by your parents. My parents struggled to take me to Skegness when I was a kid - be grateful that you're there.

Also, grow some balls and tell them you're going to spend the day exploring by yourself. They probably won't mind, especially if you've been moaning to them as much as you've been moaning on here.

Crying on britfeel isn't going to achieve anything and is probably just making you feel worse. Just go and do what you want to do, then report back with the awesome stories/photos.

>>35639476
well t.b.h if i was there with my family it would be the opposite way round. they'd be banging on about clubs and restaurants and stuff and i'd be wanting to go see volcanos and geothermal springs
did you say you'd gone there for your birthdayas well.if you have i'd defo push for a night out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZd2f16TbqI

Just gonna leave this here.

>tfw got a gf from tinder
wasn't expecting that

>>35639774

I'm considering getting Tinder, I'm that desperate, but I'm terrified of finally discovering my level and realising what I'll have to settle for based on the girls I match with.

Being unattractive and having high standards is a curse.

>>35639650
tis quite comfy. am sat listening to trance tunes now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw3C03Ba8Dk
v comfy
technically you have touched the figures, it's just all been related to drugs
how many figures you got, get playing with em lad, you got enough to set up a epic bedsheet battle.

>woke up this morning to discover Sky Shielding is activated for no reason
>can't log into the shielding to turn it off
>can't access 4chan or any Adult site
>have to Be a phoneposter until it's fixed

Gonna miss todays LWA, anyone else have a similar problem?

>>35639874
>Being unattractive and having high standards is a curse.
It is.

My advice is "just be yourself" :^) but I'm actually serious. I made sure to put on my profile what I'm genuinely into, I even open convos telling them I like chess or whatever. It alienates most of the girls but makes the rest that are into it super easy to talk to and you know you actually have something in common.

I had a girl the other day tell me about her top 10 serial killers, she was serious too.

>>35639874
i've also considered it but i'm not that attractive and i live with my parents so it'll kill what little self esteem i have when i get no matches

>>35640004

I'm just so shallow I genuinely couldn't be with someone I wasn't in to physically. I'd honestly prefer to be with someone with nothing in common but I found pleasant to look at.

Only problem is that's not going to happen on account of my looks, I just want to win the lottery and get a trophy wife who'd pretend to like me at the cost of a new pair of shoes each week.

>>35640107
>I'm just so shallow I genuinely couldn't be with someone I wasn't in to physically.
Have you ever had a serious gf? I ask because it sounds like you haven't.

>>35640191

Nope, I'm also cripplingly anxious around women and hate myself. But I'm still certain I couldn't be with an uggo, but I'm also aware enough to know no woman would want to be with me as I'm a terrible person.

I'd be scared of living the rest of my life alone if I wasn't sure the depression will get to me eventually and I'll an hero.

>>35640351
Hating yourself will have a lot of knock on effects, giving you the emotional development of a child being one. I guarantee you that whatever you think you want from a gf will change the minute you enter a relationship serious or otherwise.

I've come from a similar situation, shitty upbringing, visible physical defects, extremely emotionally stunted and on and off depression, balding and a myriad of other things. What worked for me was focusing on the small things. I make sure my flat/bedroom or whatever is always clean, not just at the prospect of someone visiting. I make sure I am clean and fresh often, not just at the prospect of seeing someone that day. I make an effort to ask about other people, how their day was, their lives (if it's more than a casual chat) and so on. It's incredibly easy to come across as arrogant when you've had a shitty life because you dwell on your own shortcomings all the time, took me a long time to learn this. I won't turn this into an essay but you get the gist, your milage will vary.

What's your plan for progressing forward?

>>35639874
i've tried tinder. i don't think i'm that bad looking and i have no standards but i got about 3 matches in a month and they all ghosted me.

>>35633186

Ten hour late thanks!

just got home lad. i got dragon quest 8 for the 3ds. they had it in game. got my dad some clothes for his birthday too and done some food shopping.

>>35640723
Tell him Texans don't take kindly to gays

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Lads, my bf wants to move us to Texas after spending the afternoon watching King of the Hill.

He wants to buy a huge house with a pool (apparently houses are dead cheap), buy loads of guns and probably have a lot of BBQ's.

Convince him this is an asinine idea.

>>35640764
tell him they shoot gays

>>35640764
You cant just move to America no matter how much he wants to. They dont let anyone who wants to fly over and buy a house.

>>35640764

You would both need to seduce an American girl and marry them for citizenship.

>>35639767
>>35639708
I wrote massive replies to both of these but lost them when my ip became a banned one.

Yeah it's my 25th birthday tomorrow, a time I'd rather not be touring the golden circle.
One thing I've told them that I don't think they get entirely is that I kinda want to move here.

I've never felt like I belong anywhere and I was kind of hoping that I might one day call this place home if it felt right but how can I know. I've already found I have a affinity to Bristol but that's easy enough to find out myself. I dunno. I'm rambling now

Lotta chinks here

>>35640606

>What's your plan for progressing forward?

Literally nothing.

I wake up, I go to work, I eat, I play video games, I go to sleep.

That's my life and that's all it'll ever be. I have no serious relationship with anyone in my life, I live at home with my dad who I don't speak to because of reasons. I can't think of anything to talk to my mum about, I don't see my sister as she's a normal functioning adult and most of the time I'm with my brother I argue with him about pointless shift.

I've worked at the same place for 4 years and barely converse with anyone except the guy who was an apprentice with me, and 90% of those conversations are him telling me about his gf and the second they're having.

I can't stand my life but the concept of death scares me. One day I'll work up the courage or something will happen that makes me end it, but until then I just exist.

>>35640764
I'm sure there is an ep of KOTH where gays move in, watch that

>>35640849

Do you ever think that perhaps you would be more appealing to the opposite sex if you gave yourself goals and tried to improve yourself?

What people look for isn't always looks. I mean, the attractive ones do, but most people who hover around the "average" mark look for interests, integrity and things in common.

If you accept that you're just going to sit rotting in your bedroom, you've already given up. You may as well give yourself as much chance as possible at meeting somebody before giving up. I'm assuming you're pretty young, so over everything else you have your youth and time to improve yourself.

It might be that you still don't meet anybody because your standards are just too high, but at least you'll know that you're the best person you can be. People are attracted to confidence, that's the massive draw.

Try giving yourself small goals for the next month and see if that changes how you feel about yourself.

>>35640764
It's a great idea. Texas is great

You ain't getting a visa though

quality entertainment from the bbc as usual

https://youtu.be/ml47WkqIdq4

>>35640825
you can't know what it's truly like till you spend a fair bit of time there. if you've only a few days you can't really experience what it's like to live there.
but if you like it you could save up and go back for longer

>>35640764
also don't you need to be citizen to buy guns?

>>35640954
Mike Judge is a lefty so it's probably how Hank learns to accept them even if they're different

>>35641226
lol sex and awkwardness!!!! So funny!

>260 posts in 14 hours.

Fuck you all to be honest.

>tfw really thick and long floppy foreskin

fuck sake why cant i just have an attractive dick

>>35641327
That sounds tasty anon, lemme suckle on it

>>35634622
I did lad, now I'm going to sleep

>>35641322
Sorry, we'll post slower from now on

>>35641342
dont lie to me nobody likes foreskin like that

>>35640972

I just have no motivation to do anything and get stuck in ruts easy as it's simpler to carry on with the routine.

If I knew what I wanted and how to plan and achieve things I wouldn't be this way.

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>>35634691

>tfw drawing potato-tier fan art of britfeel waifus

Kurisu isn't even my waifu lel

Maybe if I draw a different crummy picture every day, then in a year or so I'll be able to produce something passable?

>>35641376
I'm pretty sure I do, the question is whether your standards will stoop to put it in my mouth

>>35641405
most likely tbhlad

>get on bike to cycle to work
>10-11 year old girl next door asks me about it
>talk to her about my bike
>her mumshouts her to come in
>get home now
>police at my house
>her mum called the police on me for noncing

Old people are fucking insane lads, the mum told them exactly what happened so they didn't arrest me or anything but they apparently had to come check on me. They told me she wasted their time

>>35641418
Lets do it then lad.

I hope you'll be my bf after though.

>>35641429
you're the neighbourhood creepy guy aren't you?

>>35641454
No I get on well with most of them but I'm the same guy that posted a while ago that I was caught looking out my window and the gran saw me so I think they suspect me of being a nonce

>>35639880
Ooh that's neat! I have some ambient music on spotify going, p comfy.
Ahaha that's true! Maybe they weren't a bad investment then eh.
I have six altogether! All metal gear related apart from one token jojo figure!
You got any friendo?

>>35641385
This is really neat, anon!
How long did it take you? Kind of jealous of your colouring, she shading is really neat, I never know where is appropriate!

>>35641437
u'll have to turn me gay first

thinking of becoming a gay

anyone got any experience with it? tips?

>>35641530
used to put stuff up my bum when i was lad

>>35641493
>How long did it take you?

This is about 2 hours' work.

>Kind of jealous of your colouring, she shading is really neat, I never know where is appropriate!

I don't know either, I'm honestly just making it up as I go along. I started out with the lofty goal of learning to draw "properly", but I'd be happy to just draw passable anime grills desu

Might try and do snek waifu next

>>35641554
is that gay?

>>35641429
If that was me a brick would be going through their window or something equally bad.

>>35641573
Well it looks good bud, you should keep it up because I can clearly see you're on the right path!
Hope you post snek's waifu when you're done so we can all see!

>>35641597
probably going to have get used to having stuff up the old boy chute if you wanna be a gay

>>35641634
that would be a moronic thing to do

the idea is to wait a while and then fuck with them in subtle ways

got a stiffy lads, anyone want to play with it for a bit?

>>35641651
>the idea is to wait

Absolutely, I'd leave it at least 3 - 6 months.

>>35641530

not worth paying the subscription fees, desu.

>>35641226
I thought they cancelled bbc3

>>35641661
giz us a pic lad

>>35641721
they claim it's an online only channel now, just a stingy way to not have to rebrand bb4

>>35641530
Download grinder and let a faggot stick his aids ridden cock up your bum. You might like it more than sex with a qt3.14

boy off da ting

boy off da ting

>>35641493
well i bought a wooden fisherman off ebay but that's all that's here
i've got all my old stuff at my mums. only the stuff from when i was a kid, i wanted to bring it when i moved but when i went in the loft there was a massive spider in my lego tub. so i jumped straight outta the loft. didn't even get to my other stuff. might be brave and try again 1 day this week. i want to get all my old micro machines desu. i loved them
>>35641573
i'd be honoured if you drew her lad.that kurisu is breddy good lad
i notice that 1 has an ice cream. was it you that asked to see a pic of miia with an ice cream a couple week back?

>>35641481

>caught looking out my window...

at what? Isn't the entire point of windows to be looked out of?

>>35641815
I like to look at the sky or in the distance when on a PC, helps reduce eye strain but the fucking psycho gran thought I was looking at her kid and rushed her inside and glared at me

is crimestoppers anon on here? wanna know if hes grassed up any wastemans lately

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>>35641790
hop the railings and boy off da ting

>>35641889
are you the lad that saw the roastie and chad the other night.

>>35641889
sorry lad that wasn't for (You)
>>35641864
meant to send >>35641907
to you

Been 36 hours since my last drink lads and it's starting to hurt

Heartbeat is irregular as fuck

tfw a semi washed up musician from the east midlands

fuck anyone who compares me to noel gallagher, hes a twat and i made that clear in my NME interview

>>35641889
He probably grassed up heroinanon.

>>35641967
Are you faris badwan

>>35641814

Yes that was me, I figured if the other draw anon wasn't going to do it I'd have to do it myself

>ready meal wants me to stir half way through
>dont

sticking it to the man

>>35642026
enjoy your frozen/cold bits

gimp

>>35642011
nah ill give one hint, im from nottingham

Kinda want to be fired from work, I've scammed almost 2 months pay and it's more than I know what to do with

>>35642048
jake bugg?

>>35642065
they will use this as evidence in court poley, never learn do you lad

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>>35641385
Great work lad! Need to teach Kurisu how pleb tier mr whippy is it seems

>>35642037
>tfw it comes out perfectly every time

now if youll excuse me ill enjoy my meal

>>35642005
grassing up normies is fair game but snitching on a robot is poor form

>>35642065
why would you post this online lad, the boys in blue keep tabs on brit feel

>>35641967
you're 100% jake bugg

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>tfw every person i meet is just another normie drone with an ego who can't just get goofy and fuck around and have a laugh
>all i wanna do is be a goofy boy with some buds and talk shit all day
>just an endless ocean of self-loving pricks who take life way too seriously

>>35642080
>>35642107
There's nothing wrong with what I've posted

By "scammed" I mean I have done poor work

>>35642103
snitching on poleaboo is okay

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To all wagies of /britfeel/, both current and former:

What's the worst job you've ever had?

>>35642122
>>35642075
bingo lads, pretty surprised it only took 2 guesses like

fuck off to the fella who said faris badwan btw

>>35642133
You should keep working, poley. You're probably just scared of making a commitment to working life and it's easier to fall back in to the safety net of NEEThood.
You won't be able to be independent or seek the things you want without working though bud.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KEoSfA6NGp

>>35642172
post pic of shoe on head if you're for really real

Not viral marketing lads but is anyone signed up to Seeso and is it any good? I don't know what they have in their catalogue.

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Continuing on from what I said about being a fanny, I'm the same anon from months back who had his friend and ex stab him in the back a few months ago and posted loads about it, and while I'm coping well enough now it's really done a number on my confidence in social situations which was shit to begin with. Kinda scared of trying to set off on my own but feel like I need to

Whenever I have a shit in a public toilet I constantly wonder whether people can smell the waft of shit hanging around me, like if I didn't wipe off 100% of the shit

Haven't seen my friend in months, I'm getting worried.
Last conversation I had with him was about some staff discount he got on some ice cream and he just kept telling me not to worry - nobody has seen him since that night.

I hope he's okay.

>>35642234
What an ugly as shit building

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>>35629663
Haven't posted here in a while. I have terrible news. Fat Teddy is dead. B side finally caught him

http://www.eastlondonlines.co.uk/2017/02/young-man-stabbed-to-death-in-street-in-mottingham/

Anyone wanna double/triple team up on Rocket League PC?

>>35642164
Warehouse or Royal Mail parcel sorting since they were physically exhausting and it was cold

At least the amusement park job was during a blazing summer

>>35642177
hmm, I'm not sure what the things I seek are

Maybe more laser, hands and arms

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>Try to sneak friend out while landlady is in the house to avoid a conversation
>She's fucking sat in the dark in the living room stroking her cats

Save me from the mentally ill russian catlady lads

>>35642266
how could you say such a thing
this isn't any indication fat teddy is dead

>>35642234
I remember you lad, I'm glad you're coping alright and haven't gone and battered the pair of them. Sorry to hear you're not doing well with your confidence, it's understandable that you'd have taken a bit of a knock. Try to keep heart though, you'll bounce back. Get yourself back out there sooner rather than later, it'll be hard but you'll toughen up the more you expose yourself to social situations.

Good to hear from you again though.

>>35640821
>You would both need to seduce an American girl and marry them for citizenship.

Already done this and it is fucking magic. We met online and I have been to the US twice to see her. We're getting ready to move in together later this year. She has got me a job lined up with her Dad driving for his company, making about 36k dollarinos, a little house all ready.

Can't wait to get my license and go to the shooting range with my first bought rifle.

>>35642314
I live in Grove Park. Fat Teddy has shuffled off this mortal coil. He is in a chicken cottage in the sky now, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lUVZcAEmPo

Oh, turns out you're right, AMX is popular with pakis (Indian)

>>35642364
kek he probably couldnt run away like the rest of the group when they were attacked

>>35642252

I was in the gym the other day and this girl came in and did the most disgusting shit I have ever heard anybody do in real life. She kept doing these enormous farts followed by massive plops. Absolutely vile.

I had to walk out of the changing room because the stench was that bad. My eyes were literally watering.

Women are fucking disgusting. It's funny because she was one of those total posers. I started to fantasise about filming it, finding her instagram and posting the video on there.

Then I realised I was getting dangerously close to being Poleaboo and quickly thought of something else.

Mum is watching EU propaganda again

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>>35642197
fuck that mate heres an old picture of me and a fedora that you might enjoy instead

>>35642364
that article is from almost three bloody weeks ago. have you been mourning this entire time?
i refuse to believe it. it will take more than a knife to kill that beast.

>>35642458
>uni I go to has gender neutral toilets
>literally just toilets, but whatever
>need a piss so waiting outside one of them
>8/10 qt comes out
>smile
>walk in
>worst shit smell I have ever experienced

what the FUCK

>>35642172
Why fuck off m8?

is it because the horrors are better than you

>>35642536
That's what happens when you live off frappucino's. Women's diets are trash, they just starve themselves skinny.

>>35642478
this is just a picture of jake bugg at a rodeo. this doesn't prove that you're jake bugg at all! you're shit at pretending to be a not really washed up musician. if you're really jake bugg, tell me something only jake bugg would know.

>>35642536

I know right? Women's toilets are always, always disgusting. The amount of times I've gone in and seen unflushed bloody toilet paper and shit in the bowl...it's unreal. They rarely flush, they leave sanitary products hanging around and they miss the bowl more than men do when they piss.

I swear if I could show you the average women's toilet, it would instantly get rid of whatever oneitis you have.

>>35642560
i have a 5 inch penis