Why Don't You Pretend To Be Retarded?

>>35628354
it isnt pretending in your case

It's not like he's gonna get sex from it, so why even bother?

>>35628354
>pretend
no need

normies only do this to feel good about themselves. I can feel the patronization from here

>>35628354
this is virtue signalling, this woman is taking advantage of this poor guys mental illness to make herself look like a good person. it's parasitism and there's nothing kind about it. this boy guy is going to feel very sad and alone after this girl eventually stops talking to him or he sees her kissing chad

>>35628354
>would you eat some catfish
>holding donuts

what did she mean by this?

Dude, what a fucking asshole. I hate how normies take advantage of the helpless.

I hate how people do stuff like this to make themselves look good.

>>35628354
i did
i regret it
i pretended to be retarded throughout my entire time in school
i didn't know how to make friends, so i just acted autistic for attention
i thought i was funny, but they were just laughing at my stupidity
i tried to stop but i couldn't
the retardedness had literally overcame me and made me a retard

>make sure it's recording
>those shitty facebook vids with highlighted text

Yup, yup. Super genuine.

>>35630399
Should have been the asshole, highschool kids eat that shit up
My experience was smooth, I had friends, some girls liked me (too dumb to act on it) and I got invited to partys

She did this for attention on a internet level

She will GO to prom with him, but leave prom with someone else.

The poor kid will be too retarded to know deep down just how hosed it got.

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>>35630399
>haHA
>Charade they were
>I was merely pretending to be a social crippled autist!
>Even when I didn't want to act that way, I did for some reason
hmmmm

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in 10 years he'll still wonder why they never got married, and why no girl has paid attention to him since

in 10 years, she'll have taken miles of dick and forgotten about him completely

>>35630109
>this is virtue signalling
This. For fuck's sake, it's being recorded so people can see how PC she is being.

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>>35628354
Is anyone else tired of all these failed normie noobs? You know, the ones that have been browsing here for maybe a year and spam >tfwnogf unenlightened entry level feel threads.

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>>35630601
I came off as autistic during middle-school because I was bullied into being someone I wasn't.

Hmmm

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>>35630109
>>35630650

These.

I fucking hate millennials.

>>35630109
I hate people like this, my mom does this more than anyone I know and I consider her a truly awful person for it.

>>35630399
I remember people acting like this. Is that really how it happens? Are you not actually a genuine idiot?

>>35628354
>Pretend
I don't need to pretend op

>Pretend

>"That's my secret OP"

>"I'm always retarded."

>>35628354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAXwt9vUny4

kek

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>>35628354
"Holy armchair Batman, The Virtue Signal!"