>she complains when I eat my boogers
>she complains when I bite my toenails
>she complains when I clean my ears with my shirt
>she complains when I cum in her shoes
>she complains when I scratch my balls and sniff my fingers
>she complains when I fart and move my head down to sniff it
>she complains when I wipe my dirty hands onto my clothes
>she complains when I piss on the toilet seat and bathroom floor
>she complains when she does my laundry and I have skidmarks
>she complains when I wake her up in the middle of the night to have sex
>she complains when I piss in the shower
don't fall for the gf meme robots
>she complains when I cum in her shoes
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>she complains when I "play on fourchin more than i play with her"
At least I can have sex with her unlike mother.
>>35627872
this tbqhfamaIamadingdong
>>35627882
mfw my dog lets me fuck it more than my mother
>>35627882
>unlike mother
is your mother dead or something?
>>35628019
are you acutally retarded or...?
>>35627773
One of these things is not like the other...bitch, I live in a fuckin' trash can
>>35628303
>bitch, I live in a fuckin' trash can
oscar?
>>35628055
>are you acutally retarded or...?
No. Are you?
>>35628436
well played anon cuck
Lmao this whole fucking thread is retarded , this is 4chan
>>35628492
laymow this cuck pronounced 4chin wrong
>>35627773
Most of these things should either be done in private or are unacceptable. However forbidding the scratch and sniff is absolute bullshit, I wouldn't be able to function without being able to both relieve the tension in my balls, and taking satisfaction in my own musk.
>>35629333
>Most of these things should either be done in private or are unacceptable
I disagree