Does anyone else just wipe their cum on the bedsheets?

>>35626354
God that is comfy.

>>35626391
Wiping cum on bedsheets?

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Yes, i had to stop rubbing it on my blanket though because theres a giant flaky white spot i dont know how to discretely get rid of, any tips on manually cleaning cum from blankets btw?

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>>35626354
I do the same except I just cum directly into the sheets. Havent eashed them in about a year and I dont care either.

>>35626770
>>35626854
I just rub it with a wet towel. Have you guys ever sniffed your dried cum? It smells like fruit.

You guys are really really autistic.

origaino.

>>35626854
Please post sheets, this has really piqued my interest

>>35627228
Mine you can't see but it's all over my spongebob blanket.

>>35626458
The image you buffoon.

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>>35627350
Here is the bedsheet.

>>35627215
And you sir are a faggot.

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>>35627495
What the fuck
I have this exact same blanket I wipe my cum on

>jerk off under sheets
>after I cum, wrap sheets around the tip of my dick and then pull the cum off
>move the wet spot over to my right slightly so I don't have to feel it while I sleep
>it dries by morning and I can keep rotating my blanket around

anyone else do this?

>>35628481
That's exactly what I do, every night.

>>35628481
To a T anon. Truly the best method.

>>35626354
>not saving your cum in a balloon for emergency situations like mom being late with the tendies

I shake my cock to help the cummies come out (feels good man, my prostate feels emptied) all over the bedsheets then I put a special pillow over the wet spot.

I am planning to upgrade to a fleshlight that gives suction which is probably more practical, cleaning-wise as well as masturbation-wise, but I am a NEET with no money.

>came in the same spot of carpet in corner of room for literally a decade
>smelt bad in summer
>tried to clean it
>when I put water on it, it became cum again...mountains of slimy cum
>impossible to clean...just rubbing cum around with towels
>eventually had to cut square chunk of carpet away leaving bare wood in middle of carpet
>started cumming on the wood
>wood is now congealed with cum
>smell beginning to develop again

What the fuck do I do this time?

i did this for like 2 years and then i realized it made a stain and that my mom was washing my comforter and kept putting the stain side down so only the clean side shows. i no longer do this but still use the same comforter and even though its been washed it still has like 200 stains on it and i cringe everytime i see it. my mom never brought it up though

>>35628702
Put water on it so it becomes cum again, then cut square chunk of wood away leaving bare ??? in middle of floor

>>35628702
pour cement over it then put more carpet

>>35628481
I thought I was alone on this, but this is exactly what I do almost everytime

>>35628759
Mine is crusty.

>>35628702
put water on it then lick it up.

man I actually used to do this but I wiped it under the bedsheets so that my parents didn't find it and then after nearly a solid 4 years of this my parents finally found the crusty layer of cum I had hid down the side of the bed and confronted me.

I came up with some shitty excuse about spilling a drink but it was obvious they fucking knew.

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I cum into tissues and store them under my bed. I throw them out when I can't stand the smell anymore or when I think my mom will be cleaning my room and might find them.

>>35629633
My mom just said I'm really disgusting.

>>35626354
I just fling my penis and it lands wherever God intended.

>>35629674
Do you let go of the penis and watch it contract, or hold out to it as you're cumming?

>>35629695
I sort of muffle the stream with my hand as it comes out so it oozes out over the head of my dick, then I catapult my dick backwards and then forward with great force. I'll just wipe the excess on the side of my bed.

I have used the following things to come over regularly over he Yeats at different points in my life.
>carpet
>towel
>wooden floor
>bed sheets
>underwear
>t shirts
>blanket on sofa
>sofa
I have also come into once or twice the following
>plastic bags
>crisps packets
>condoms
>food containers for take out
>bottles

I think I'm pretty fucked up desu

>>35629801
Oh. Forgot to mention I regularly cummed on my wall and radiator when I was 14.

I cum all over my chest/belly and wipe it up with a designated cum shirt. The shirt gets washed with the laundry every week.

You might be thinking "why don't you just cum straight into the shirt instead?" Wasting focus on catching cum really takes away from the orgasm. The best cums are the cums that fly true and free wherever they please

Femanons who squirt: what do you do? Do you squirt into stuff? Wipe it up? Leave it?

>>35629868
>Femanons who squirt
shut the fuck up

>>35628702

Cut the wood out so it becomes a hole in the floor, then just cum in the hole.

Duh.

>>35626354
I shear sheep, so I just use sheets wool as a cum rag

I just have the fap towel. It gets washed when I do laundry

>>35629939
Accept that women exist

You guys know it leaves yellow piss stains on the duvet under the sheet, right?

>all this thread
This is not real. Is the tissue stereotype just a lie?

I eat my nut

>>35627189
No, but I set out a pillow case and spit all over it and let the smell ferment.. Final product gets me rock hard

>>35630310
Dried semen I'm wondering if it would be ok to lick.

>>35630060
I use paper towels because I cum big loads.

Do any femanons want to see?

Sometimes I use a sock.
Sometimes I just let it spill onto my underwear, wipe myself with said underwear, and put on a different pair.
Sometimes I go to the toilet, finish in some toilet paper and flush it.

>>35628460
>>35627495
Are you two siblings?
That would get me hard as king neptune

>>35627495
>>35628460
Fuck eachother and post result

>>35630375
>femanons
you're a faggot.

Just jizz into some toilet paper and flush it, it's that simple.

>>35628702
Pour water on it, then tons of salt. The salt will dehydrate it and allow you to wipe it up

>>35630430
Finally, someone else who does this.

I let it on my pants

>>35631009
Nice try sewer nymph, but I'd rather keep my genetics out of your mutant army.

Anyone else like the smell of their smegma?

>>35626354
I jerk off into what I'm wearing then throw it out. It becomes the garbage man's problem at that point.

>>35631167
I'm more worried about the dog eating my toe nail clippings and gaining some power over me.

>>35626354
I kneel when I cum so I just wipe it off the floor.

>>35631171
Yes, it smells so nasty and hot.

>>35631171
I have no idea why, but it smells erotic.

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>>35628481
>>35628526
>>35628579
>>35629113
Jesus this board never ceases to amaze me. Godspeed, you degenerate filth.

>hard crusty jizz spots on sheets and blanket are starting to leave scratches on me

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>>35627495
I can't take this seriously given Patrick's face.

>>35627495
man i smelled that shit through my laptop

>>35631648
>>35631680
>need to take a shit
>smelly unwashed smegma encrusted cock scent wafts to my nose
>instantly get turned on

I used to but as soon as a figured out that a sock not only functions as a way to keep the jizz contained but also as a cheap fleshlight, never had a problem with being to lazy to clean up my own mess.

>>35631908
It smells like sugar.

>>35626354
I wipe it on my iron bed frame. It dries rather thin so you can't really tell.

>>35631171
No only dick smell.

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>first started fapping when I was fifteen (late bloomer)
>didn't give a shit about cleanliness
>didn't have a computer at the time so I just busted nuts sitting in my bed
>fuckhuge cum stain left in the middle of my bed
>even slept on it
The stain was cool to the touch.

>>35626354
>>35626391
>>35626770
>>35626854
>>35627495

You guys should use tissues so your spongebob sheets will last longer and look better.

If you get a gf she's not gonna like dirty sheets.

>>35632172
Dick smell is smegma

>>35632195

>robot
>gf

nice one, anon

>>35632201
Why does it smell so good?

>>35632616
Same reason your own farts smell kind of good. We can all appreciate our own brand, nothing wrong with that. But if that smell makes you horny then you're some kind of fucked up fag. Or you read too many lewd doujins and the cock-smell theme has wormed its way into your brain