Name rate thread

>Julian
>mfw your name reminds me of that autistic kid who played kingdoms hearts on his ds and was dragged one time to his class by his leg

>>35626064
Aw fuck, for me that kid was Alex

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>>35626016
>Ruby
>Mfw name is just a shiny rock

>>35626016
Oliver here

I've never met a Julian who wasn't an autist

>>35626016
My name is Brendan.

I think it's a pretty shit tier name desu, but it works well on me

>Katrina
>mfw a natural disaster

>>35626016
>Antun
>Croatian name
>named after my great-grandfather
r8

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>>35626208
BE ME GF NOW YOU FUCKING SLUT WHORE

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Mine is Kwame. Heh.

>>35626258
A-are you alright with femboys a-anon-kun?

>>35626290
no

original decline

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>>35626328
Aww, your no fun.

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Ned

>mfw its an old mans name
>mfw no one ever replies back to me in these threads, convincing me that my name strikes fear into any who would gaze upon it

>>35626221
Most Antons I know I hate, no feelings one way or another about Antun

>>35626016
Only Julian I've ever known was a self-righteous hippie with a curly man bun. One time he cut me off while riding his bike (I was in an actual car like a real gas-blooded American) and then he had the audacity to turn around and motion to me to slow down even though he cut across three lanes on a fucking bicycle.

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Zane reporting in

>Alfred

My last name is also the name of a king, and the two names go really well together.

I've been complimented on my name on multiple occasions.

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Ashley
I'm a fucking guy
Kill me swiftly

>>35626016
Fine as long as you're not a loser

>>35626180
Stripper name

>>35626194
Fuccboi name, not bad tho

>>35626205
Respectable

>>35626208
>>35626221
Meh

>>35626357
Just don't act like a geezer and it's fine

>>35626397
lmao

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>>35626440
Nigga, you have the name of a Pokemon master and a guy with a God damn Chainsaw for an arm.

Quit feeling poor about it you bitch

Theodore

>feels good man

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>>35626454

>lmao
what's funny?

>>35626480
You know how much shit I copped for it as a kid?

> hey look, ash is back, baby
> that's a girls name
I dreaded the moments where I met a woman with the same name as me.

>>35626285
i knew a kwame once.
were you born on saturday?

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My name is Ryan.

>>35626208
slut name
>>35626180
ultra slut name
>>35626357
imagining an 80 yr old man
>>35626397
pretty cool name
>>35626440
yeah you should probably kill yourself
>>35626492
absolute trash name

>adon
>pronounced kinda like Aidan
>people call me a-dawn
>or they don't spell it right when I say it to them out loud
>also have difficult German last name even though I'm mostly Irish
>fuck my parents

my name is rick

>>35626016
7/10, kinda edgy and feminine.
>>35626180
6/10 slightly feminine
>>35626194
4/10 gay as fuck
>>35626205
7/10 sounds well educated and masculine
>>35626208
8/10, cute
>>35626221
5/10
>>35626285
dunno how to pronounce, if it's kwa-mey, then 3/10.
>>35626357
8/10 strong powerful good
>>35626397
4/10 edgy rich spoiled child
>>35626426
most robot name itt so far 3/10, nerdy af
>>35626440
0/10, ashley for a man? jesus christ..
>>35626492
5/10
>>35626541
7/10 good name, solid.

>>35626541
The only ryan I ever knew was an absolute fucking sperg who loved minecraft unironically and stopped coning to school after its release. Funny guy.

>>35626571
>edgy rich spoiled child

do you know me? lel

>>35626516
My final word is that only little kids make those kinds of insults. Seriously, don't sweat it

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Boston. Im just gonna make people call me by my middle name instead when i move out of this town

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>>35626535
That I was anon, that I was.

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Nathaniel
>named after my great-grandfather, a good man who's ancestors were among the first colonial settlers in the U.S.
>mfw I found out that it's also a popular kike name
I-I am no yid, my ancestors were noble protestant Christians looking for a better life

>>35626592
wow, my class of 200 had 4 ryans in it.
I thought it'd've been more common.

>coning
cone (third-person singular simple present cones, present participle coning, simple past and past participle coned)
1. (pottery) To fashion into the shape of a cone.
2. (frequently followed by "off") To segregate or delineate an area using traffic cones

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Natalie

I think it's nice.

>>35626649
I meant coming to school. He was an absolute school shooter type too.

There was another ryan who only stayed for a week but he had literal autism and was expelled for doing a bunch of shit.

>>35626607
>this town
for a second, i thought you meant Boston.

i don't think it's such a bad name if you don't live there.

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>>35626571
Pawnshop/10

>>35626672

will you be my gf?
i'm zane

Codee

Not sure if unisex name or just bias

louise
not really a fan of it but a names a name

>>35626614
that's really cool:
ashanti naming customs are wicked interesting.
kwame was telling me about them.

>>35626682
Ive never really liked the concept of naming someone after a city. It feels very trashy or lowly. Apparently when i was a child i had friends called Detroit and Brooklyn

>>35626722
With two E's??

Thats keepin it G

Nikita

Not even female

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>>35626016
>Christian
>mfw name is because of religion but im actually an atheist

>>35626016
Samuel.
Some bumfuck Jew prophet who anointed the first two kings of Israel.

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>David
>named after the first king of Israel, and my progeny will be the Messiah

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>>35626718
you have to rate my name first zane

>>35626016
Tfw we can also call you gordulian

>>35626755
I knew an atheist guy named Christian. He was gay as fuck, drama club and all

>>35626221
I know a bunch of Croatian relatives and friends who are named Ante. Is it the same kinda name?

>>35626592
I'm pretty autistic friend but I only ironically like minecraft

>>35626718
lmao kinda a gay name donchathink?

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>>35626776
8/10 if you're a female
1/10 if you're a degenerate tranny

>>35626811
it gets even gayer

Zane Sydney

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>>35626826
guess its a 1/10 then huh

Jim-Bob Cooter

>>35626016
Are you sexy, like Patrick Swayzee?

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>>35626845

WHY IS EVERY """""""GIRL"""""" ON THIS BOARD A FUCKING TRANNY REEEEEEEEEEE IM FUCKING SICK OF YOU KEKS

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>John
feels good man

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>>35626874
oops! sorry anon!

>>35626874
See rules 29 and 30.

Is nobody going to point out that said Roman Caeser wasn't called Julian, he was called Julius, and that his first name wasn't even Julius, it was Gaius.

My name is Aleksa. (male)

Steven, it sounds so weird to me

>>35626016
>Will

literal shit desu senpai tbqh my famalami

>>35626752
Nitkita isn't even a female name.

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>>35626440
Life weights to counter your name

>>35626016
My name is Spencer

>>35627029
Why don't you call yourself William? Will is a 4/10 gay name.

>>35626955
unless he was named after flavius, and not gaius after all.

>>35627082
>William

makes me sound like a stuck up rich white kid

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Non Muslim named Mohammed that goes by Mo and plans to change name to Aaron

>tfw I'm an anti muslim named Mohammed

>>35626016
Keyvan

>>35626993
My name is Jack,
Yours is probably a 5/10 sounds pretty feminine tho

>>35627053
It is in the West

>>35627118
Better than sounding like a gay neet.

>nicholas
no idea where it comes from, any clue?

>>35627138
o, well i've only heard of it as a russian name.

>>35627163
'fraid there's not much changing it now

>>35627181
DEUTSCHLAND
ARCTIC

>>35627250
Yeah, I always tell people that when they say "huh, your name's NIKITA?? hahha"

Admittedly, to Westerners it IS pretty feminine-sounding considering it ends with "A"

>>35627311
ah, well to me it sounds russian and therefore badass.

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>tfw Laura
I like it.

>>35627437
Well, you don't look like a trap...
8/10 if bagina
3/10 if benis

>>35627437
please loving me anon

>>35627405
Is that how Russia is seen outside of itself?

I, as a Russian, look at it from an outside perspective and see through various lenses of view that it's "backwards" or "low-IQ" or "white Africa"

Though I look at pre-Soviet Russia with such, such love

Love me some Tsar

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>Braulio
my parents named me after a chad in a spanish novella, yes i am a full on sperg

>Michael
>being named after an Arcangel should he cool but really your just the white version of muhammad

>>35626016
>Alex
Thoughts?

>>35627652
Interesting name brah

>Elvis
You can probably guess where my parents got that name.

>>35626016
Savior

>>35626016
>Maximo
>tfw i'm not big nor powerful

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>tfw parents named you Tyrone
>tfw you're white

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>>35626016
My name is Jimmy.
I feel like its a meme name

>>35627622
i have several incompatible stereotypes of russia/russians: cultured, beautiful, badass, pragmatic, brutal, homely,,,

idk why i see Nikita in the badass way.

>>35627777
Welp now jimmy is no longer a meme name

>>35627777
Welp now jimmy those are nice quads

>>35627777
Jimmy is a 7/10

Dylan.

Fun fact, my brother is named Eric. We were both born before 99 so it's just a coincidence.

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>>35628025
>>35628001
>>35627978
Thx man. Heres more pupper

>mark
origami oringinal

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>>35628195
It's a cool name because it's the edition with the special k at the end.

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>first and last name combined literally mean "defender of the man with the short nose"

>>35626826
do you make chicken threads on /an/? I ask because of your pic

>>35626016
>Stefan
>named after the holy Stephanus
>literally means "The crowned"

>>35626016
My name is Juliet!

>>35626016
Cool, data mining thread.

>tfw Jared
>tfw all anyone thinks when they here your name is the subway faggot

Then there's those commercials for the jewelry store Jared's. I have an in-law that always says HE WENT TO JARED when he sees me. Shit name though, weak as fuck.

>>35626016
>Collin
>nobody worthwhile was named Collin
I guess I'm just following the radition

>>35628407
J names are 10/10 imo

>>35628519
Except Jared, hate that one

>>35628845
Told you, it's a shitty fucking name

>tfw want to change it but don't know what to change it to
>stuck being known as "Jared" until then

>Conrad
>named after moms friends from back in the day

i like to think i was named after the german king

>>35626357
Ned's declassified cuck survival guide

>>35628582
What about Colin Farrell? Colin Mochrie?

Wow no one here /Christopher/? R8 me

Nicholas

People call me Nick

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>>35626016
>chastity
>tfw everyone assumes you're a stripper or a slut

>>35626016
>tfw my name is Julien

> Maxim
> tfw filthy slav

Simon. Named after an Eastenders character

>>35629293
>the greatest Colin in history is Colin mochrie
kek