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Why am I a chad, robots?
Hear me out. I'm an ugly (see pic related), annoying, absolutely retarded loser, capable of meming and nothing else. People agree that I'm all of these things, and yet I've had 4 girlfriends and somehow make friends frequently.
My very best friend (pic in next post), on the other hand, doesn't, and yet he's better than me in every possible way. He's smarter, funnier, and- in my opinion- more attractive than me, with his only drawback being a bit larger. Even so, he can't get girls, and I don't know why.
I hate this, guys. I want him to be happy more than anything. I can't understand why the hell girls don't go for him, and even less why they go for me. I honestly don't understand anything. Do you have any insight?
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>>35625788
Here is friend. Also fuck my goddamned phone and its shitty photo taking
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>>35625788
>>35625819
You're not a chad, and you're both equal face wise (certainly not chad genetics). He's simply fat. You aren't. So you've got that going for you. I used to be chubby and had tons of female friends but could never get past being their friend. Lost weight and had one of my friends become my girlfriend as soon as I got slimmer. But if we disregard that, perhaps there is something you aren't seeing about him that girls are. That's my best guess.
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I dunno. You're both ugly. Maybe youre slightly less autistic?
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>>35625788
Dude that sucks for your friend.
I'm guessing since you're blonde you have blue eyes, yes? And your friend here doesn't?
Might be related.
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What have the girls been like looks- and personality-wise?
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>>35626342
By convention probably pretty ugly, but they were nice and I liked them.
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>>35626087
If anything, I'm more so. I just tend to fear consequences less, so I brute-force social interactions he, as the smart one, is generally more nervous about.
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You're not a chad. You're just an ugly normalfag. There are plenty of ugly normalfag girls out there, and that's why you've had a few girls. Either way you're both normalfags and should get off my board.
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>>35626002
Maybe, but I have no idea what it is.
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>>35626339
I do, but we live in a pretty liberal place, so I don't know about that.
I should note that my hair is usually much longer- I only cut it short two months ago and expect to grow it back.
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>>35626477
Okay, cool your jets. I'll leave you guys alone soon.
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