>mfw mom is telling her friends that I'm good with computers

>>35625420
start charging them

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>>35625420
I get paid $an hour to help out an old couple set up their wifi and install chrome etc. I'm currently taking 20+ hours to sort word documents into folders. I'd feel bad about exploiting them but they're really, really rich and I want nice things so I don't feel bad. Besides I like spending time with them and feeling valued. It is embarrassing how they rave about me when all I did was google search how to recover simcard data. I probably make $600 a month which is good pocket money

>>35625420
Found any nudes yet? Are you interested in any of her friends?

Go through their pictures and find nudes. If you're not already doing that. Like what are you fucking gay?

>>35625420
>having access to your moms friends computers
>not learning how to scan that shit for nudes and porn

If you do ever find a porn folder, you absolutely must take a picture of your own cock and balls and put it in there.

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>tfw got paid $50 for helping someone with a PowerPoint presentation

>>35625420
start fucking them up, delete sys32, post all private docs to the internet, ect.

you told them you didn't know what you were doing and they pressured you into it, it's not your fault.

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>>35625495
>Are you interested in any of her friends

>wanting to look at sixty something saggy tits and blown out cunts

nah.

>>35625469
*get paid $25 an hour