You are going on a road trip across the country, and you need

eggman and the last one are not even robots

I want to be best friends with Eggman.

I feel like he would be a great friend.

>>35624689
>egg
Normie af, not a virgin, had multiple gfs, fuck no.
>Kent
Attention whore, says the same shit over and over and doesn't listen, no thanks.
>Reviewbrah
He's aight... curious to know what he's like off-camera. Would pick.
>What's-his-face (can't remember name atm)
Chill and WOKE. I prefer his personality more from what I can remember, so he'd be my choice.

>>35624779

eggman may not be a robot, but he's a mess

andreas fucks onaholes in front of his mother and only loves 2D. pretty robot desu

>>35624689

Obviously Mills :]

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I'd much rather go on a booze themed road trip with this guy

I would fuck Eggman, marry Reviewbrah and kill the other two.

>>35624689
>rewiewbra
We'd travel the country and eat exotic food at every burger king.

>>35624689
I'm going to start uploading vids about me making it out of neetdom. I'm fat as fuck and late 20s HKV. what do you think?

>>35624930
Wow I actually haven't seen you on here in awhile. I was afraid you killed yourself or something.

>>35624689
Obviously Reviewbrah

>>35625293
It will eventually. They all do or they're put in a mental home. Especially the ones with broad manly shoulders (like a linebacker its been observed).

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>>35624689

Reviewbrah so we can crack some boons

reviewbrah because he's a little cutie and he'd have good fast food recommendations.

Eggman or Review-brah.

Eggman has a positive attitude despite all the shit he has gotten and Review-brah is just a cool guy in general.

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>picking someone besides reviewbrah

>>35624689
Eggman and Peahc

Reviewbrah is too autistic, and Kent would never shut up about "not getting the time of the day" and "no good thugs"

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>>35624830
>mfw this isn't even a joke

>>35625281

You need a niche beyond just 20s KHV. Reviewbrah has suits and fast food. Eggy has his head shape and black pill rants. What do you have?

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>>35625914
Yeah, just, why?

>>35624689
For a roadtrip, eggy, 100%

100% reviewbrah no question

>>35624830
>in front of his mother

I though she was just aware of it, not that she was watching it. I'm gonna need source and picture of mommy

I'm 100% sure I would despise everyone except for Reviewbrah

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>>35626664
ITT: post rare reviewtards

>>35624689
Kent. I share more interests with him. Egg man seems like a chad personality and that Swedish mustache guy is weird as shit. Don't know much about the other dude in the top left even though I see his face everywhere on this board.

>>35626759
>Swedish mustache guy
He's not Swedish, he's a fucking Greekroach, which is only slightly better than a Turkroach.

>nux3d isn't an option while literal who-dreas is
shit thread desu

>>35624689
>Egg
An obnoxious fucking "normie" retard. NO
>Kent
I dunno, doesn't really seem to have any good quality's only knows how to talk about how much of a manlet he is.
>Andreas
He's alright, but his schizophrenia and dependency on medication makes him unstable for it.
>Reviewbrah
High class pol guy with his own car and cool interests, He is the obvious choice.

>>35626664
is bottom left pic really him?

>>35626781

Yeah, I'm probably more ethnically Swedish than he is, but doesn't he live in Sweden?

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>>35626880
Weird, isn't it?

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>>35626909
He does, but that doesn't make him Swedish. In fact, in some of his videos he admits he hates Swedes (even though he lives on their tax money).

>>35624689
Reviewbrah because his voice doesn't bother me. Also he's good for road trips due to his superior knowledge of cuisine.

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>>35624689
Anyone remember Jace Stryker?

>>35626880
No. Just look at the noses. Reviewbrah is legit autistic.