Anyone here pondering the possibility to become low-key evil?

>>35624159
What counts a 'petty evildoing'?

>>35624247
Keying someones car sounds like petty evil.

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>>35624247
making the life of normies intentionally worse

can range from picking up someone's internet presence and bullying it to hell, to what >>35624300 proposes, to gaining someones trust just to stealthily make that person's life worse.

>kill yourself
>family is sad
>person has to clean up your corpse
E
V
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>>35624159
Kinda, but without the petty part. I feel that if I'm to give into evil that I ought to put my heart and soul into it.

I mostly just fantasize dumb shit that will never come to fruition such as:
>leading an ultranationalist militia into the Rocky Mountains to take control of nuclear missile silos and their armaments telling my militia that we'll take the world hostage and keep foreign intervention at bay while we purify America
>then double cross them and just launch the nukes at the most populated non-western areas causing the most casualties and the greatest international disorder possible
or
>spend my life developing viruses and infecting both organic populations and computer systems to cause disorder and population reduction
>live out of a van that's been converted into one part camper, one part bioterror lab, one part hacker headquarters going town to town hacking small targets for sustinence, hacking larger targets for planned chaos and infecting local populations with crispr modified viruses and jerking off the the news reports of sporatic outbreaks of plague
or
>dedicate life to wahabist islam and bring death and suffering to the non-believer, the apostate, and the sinner alike
>sow disorder within the fundamentalist sunni sect and cause the wahabis to fight the deobandis and various other fundamentalists until the sunni sect itself suffers from a schizm and work to balance out the new civil war within the sunni religion with the shia, ensuring that Islam will not only stay fractured, but continues to fracture into nothingness with each fracture of the increasingly independent sects characterized with extreme violence and political terror

I'll probably just keep jerking off to traps and dog porn until I drink my money away and shot myself, but it's fun to fantasize.

>>35624633
Wow man, your scope is way, way wider than mine.

My latest ideas were in the gym: leaking some stuff that would make fungi grow easily on the showers. Spilling some slippery and hard to clean liquid (think bad quality olive oil) on the street for people to slip. Maybe in a difficult place like the middle of a crosswalk.

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

>>35624159

All of humanity is like that by default lol.

>>35624159
That's not how real evil works. Real life evil people usually end up in prison homeless or dead because people lose all trust in them. The few rare ones that manage to escape that fate either have rich and powerful families or they have just enough moraliy to survive

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I'm too good to be bad

>tfw you want to fight OP

I take half of all the eggs I buy and put them into a jar on my porch. after 2 weeks I paint them various shades of green spraypaint and hide them in the tall grass at the local park in the wee hours of the morning

I accidentally stepped on one last month

>>35624707
I'd love to do some sort of creative writing job, or maybe have a hand in coming up with lore and back stories for video games.

I'm probably not even evil; I'm just unfulfilled.

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>>35624884
I'm also lawful good, as per olde D&D standards.

>>35624813
these kind of things go too far for my "goodness", and would obviously risk me into jail. I'm not in this for the risk.

>>35625011
that just sounds mostly graffiti

>>35625478
yes, that same unfulfilment feeling is what this hidden desire seems to be trying to covertly cover.

My hidden desires seem to come from a feeling of having wasted my childhood and teenage years being lawful good, and therefore fucking boring.

I will be creating more threads in the following days just in case more people can tune into this cringy bullshit. I hope I'm not alone.

>>35625591
you step on the egg and don't realize it until it's too late. smells very bad and makes you slip on pavement.

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>>35624159
Lawful evil thread?
Lawful evil thread.

>>35625659
Oh,I see. A few years back I threw raw chicken behind some unmoveable counter. The guys were fucking assholes, so that's how I justified my behaviour, but what i truly were behind was the thrill.

The way the counter was built, they couldn't get the chicken out of that place. Can you imagine how fucking bad rotting chicken breast can stink given enough time?

Anyway, that is one of the few times I managed to be a petty evildoer. As you can see I still remember it and rejoice in the thrill.

>>35625901
I hope you see that you're the only person in here who didn't understand what he was doing, and you're also the only person in here who's done something so similar yourself.

>>35624159
I try, a little for the thrill but mostly for the advantages. I won't do anything risky if there aren't direct benefits.

>mailing myself free stuff from the store I did shipping work for
>stealing over $700 in cash from a register over a 4 month period
>taking time at work to do my own school work and getting paid
>selling out a coworker whom I was competing with for a position whose pay would be $2 above the current
>calling the cops on loud neighbours having parties
>smashing the window of the same neighbours with a brick so they freak out and call the cops, ending their party, with no one seeing or suspecting
>hhitting someone's car in a parking lot, doing far more damage to theirs than mine, leaving because it would be a hassle
>taking a homeless dudes toonie jar while he slept with it behind him, contained about 40 bucks

Like going to a store and messing up the shelves?

Be anice enabler, you'll get a kick outta swaying people to destroy themselves. Shits fun as he'll cause dumbasses will listen to any suggestion.

>>35626112
Nah, you're just scum. You're the perfect person for me to do my best.

>>35626112
Give that man his jar back you theiving piece of shit

>>35624159
ya i did this once like for instance at a grocery store parking lot (mind you i was still a minor) i had a cart and seen this brand new car. i'm talking looked like thye just bought it sparkling clean i took the car i had and just started running full speed with it when i was about 5ft away from their car just released it - SMASH right into the drivers side door.

it had a pretty big dent along with really bad scratched paint. just go back and get in my friends car and we drive off. funnily enough the ride was awkward my friends didn't say much thye're were kinda upset at it i think like 'what was the point in that thats kinda fucked up?' they didnt say that but i could tell thats what htey were thinking.

either way vehicle owner got btfo and probably thought it was a hit n run then when they pull the camera footage from the parking lot alls they'd see is me smashing a cart into they shit :)

most normies are already low-key evil

>>35626189
>>35626189
That's too close to your previous poster. Too scummy. Problem is, you're addressing someone in particular, in that case the clerk, who may not deserve it. The idea is to choose some scumbag, or leave it absolutely random.

>>35626217
That sounds better.

>>35626240
>>35626265
Same with you. That's note evil, that's just a teenager acting up.

>>35626265
scummy scummy scummy i got scum in my scummy and i feel like scumming you

>>35626240
If I saw someone do that, even if it wasn't my car, he'd go home without his ballsack.

>>35626322
how is that not evil?

>>35626341
try me dude people seen me do it and didn't do shit they just stood by not saying anything.

>>35626341
yeah i'd probably suck a guy's ballsack off too if i saw him do something that sexy. i'm a girl though, what's your excuse faggot?

>>35626225
You'll never notice me anon. Good for you if you enjoy your morals, but I'll keep being that thorn in your side

>>35624159
>I want the thrill of having an impact on other people lives

what about doing it in a positive way

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>>35626341
also unlike you i've been in many fights dude i'd jack you upside your head (matter of fact thats probablyt eh reason i did it was to release aggression) like i said you confront me i'll be swinging.

i knocked a fucking loss prevention officer out one time because he followed me out a store and went to reach for me i said 'alright fair game dude you want to fucking fight' then just cracked him hard in his face and he backed down. i walked off with the merchandise.

like i said i actually fight pussy.

But mild evil is inverse iatrogenics.

Most often than not you will end up helping the normalfags.

Like when companies hire hackers to break into their systems, they end up more secure.

You'll become a common enemy that will make the normalfags unite.