>prove you aren't an NPC

>>35623941
wtf they look cuter in finding nemo

>>35623941
no u

orig

i'm not attractive so clearly i can't be the protagonist

>>35624661
>you've never seen a pelican before
Take a look at this guy

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>>35623941
Do you have a quest for me?

Has an npc ever asked you that

>>35623941

People are disgusting. My own father and mother are disgusting. You must be disgusting, too!

>>35624761
npc tier problems. Sounds like something an npc would tell me once I tried talking to them. Then I'd think "who gives a shit you annoying brat", try to talk to you again to see if you have anything new to say and leave.

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>>35623941
Allahu snackbar mehemt
Now prove to me you're not a shitskin

Greetings traveller! Are you interested in completing a task for me? There will be a reward for your effort.

I'll answer this question if you can go to three grocery stores and purchase for me a variety of items.

What saddens me is that we're most likley all npc's, and the main character is some chad who gets the hottest girl.

I wish for once I could have control over my own destiny

>>35624703
I am not a video game character to begin with.
I am a pulp noir protagonist.

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Man, I can't decide what too buy for my mother! She ended up becoming sick from the EVENT that occured. Should I get her the ELIXER or the POTION?

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if im wearing a bikini... where do i put my pokeballs? teehee! womans secret!

>>35623941
I can leave my area at will and have different idle animations and emotes.

AND I HAVE NO ACTUAL PURPOSE.

>>35625446

^ THIS

However I became a NEET to avoid the only alternative that would be available to me:

Which is being a wagecuck slave having to serve other people.

FUCK THAT.

Not even worth being alive if I have to serve anyone at all.

>>35623941
I hope I'm not an NPC
I like to think that I'm not but there isn't really anything extraordinary that causes me to stand out
I like to wonder who the real PC is
Sometimes I think I still am but I just don't know it yet

>>35623941
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Terrible creatures.

Well, be seeing you.

>>35625535
Underated

Orignali

I may not be the PC.
But I know im not an NPC.

Im the mage.
The player hasnt gotten to my area yet to have him bail me out of trouble so I reluctantly join the party.

>>35625592

well currently the 'real' PCs are only ever able to inhabit the super rich elites bodies temporarily.

They haven't regained their pysicality yet i.e. nephilim bodies.

hermit NPC master race

>>35625574
What kind of NEET are you?

>>35624661
Doesn't look like anything to me :0

You shouldn't be seeing this. If you do, it's a bug, and you should email us!!

ewwwww fuck i hatelk dasjflkdsj i fucking hate pelicans now

>>35624751
Not OP but yes, in the reworked Hillsbrad Foothills

>>35623941
I have blue hair

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one time i was at paradise cove and there were so many seagulls and this boy was trying to throw coconuts and rocks at it. it was pretty nice of him =)

This thread is abhorrent.

>>35625860
Sht up bitch

What an abstract feel You'd tink

By the Nine Divines! Assault! Assault!

>>35625653
This. I'm just waiting for the PC to find my house so I can hand over a rare item
[S
poiler] I hope it's an h-game [/spoiler]

>>35623941
You know what. That's really fucking ironic. NPC's typically just repeat the same thing over and over again until the story changes a bit. Then they'll repeat the same thing over and over again. People do actually do that in real life, it's why r9k has the filter to say something original. Instead the NPC's just keep saying the same thing and then add a word like original at the end to evade the filter.

>>35624801

It's a quote from an NPC in ocarina of time you NPC.

if dubs i am the main character
if singles we are all npcs
if trips or more the poster above me is the main character

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>>35623941
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>>35626589
You only hate women and others around you who are even slightly successful due to your autism and lack of social cues.

Therefore, it's only natural that people aren't going to hang around you because not only do you lack a personality, you're boring, provide no humor 'nor hold up a proper conservation without mumbling away about "muh feelings."

It's quite hilarious.

>>35626611
>You hate women
>provide no humor

Wrong actually.

I LIKE SHORTS! THEY ARE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!

>>35626996
I tried that as an opening on okcupid a few years ago. Completely ignored.

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Honestly what kind of unique would you need to not be an NPC?
Like, there's over 7 billion people on this planet, a good portion of them are either fucking normies getting hammered everey week or cog in a machine sucking up to a false ideology that the work they're doing is worth something. Everyone on r9k is either no exeption of this or a nobody. We all share a similar routine of coming here every day (or at least every so often) and we contribute nothing new to anything at all. Even the most famous people are merely NPCs. working towards something that they can only dream goes beyond mere human interest. We are all NPCs in this world, Anon. it's just that some some are more known than others?
You think people like Bill Gates, Chris Pool and other famous shit heads are any more special than the average NPC. The real players of humanity are dead. They sewed the seed for us and because of that we have nothing.

>>35625868
I miss WoW. I miss being a questgiver too.
/salute

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>>35623941
Hello friend, that pelican stole my fish I caught earlier today. If you kill him and return my fish I'll give you 1,000 rubles and a pint of vodka. Deal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpkZHbeFqUs

>>35627508
Tell me about you though.
Whats your best guess of how you aren't an NPC?

>>35627913
I guess I just like drawing. I'm headed to University soon to study animation and I have no confidence whatsoever.
Honestly, as an NPC in life I'm suprised no noe has killed me for my gold yet.Or just to spite me for that matter.

>>35623941
This question doesn't make sense. Every human being is conscious of the fact that they are conscious.

A better question would be, prove that other people except themselves aren't npcs

I shitpost on four chan and then reply to myself to start arguments and the best part is is that I pretend like the (yous) are from other real life anons :-)

>>35628769
I mean, you can't prove the existence of other people's consciousness and other people can't prove your consciousness.

It's a weird chicken before the egg thing

>>35625377
I began a fetch quest to a store and failed when my +1 car got ko'd by a +2 tractor trailer. My mead lowered my int and dex by 10 points and but it's okay because I respawned in a hospital with +20 charisma. And +2 luck. I had to return to town on foot but was picked up by a businessman that owned a ferry company. The fare was free and he became my reserve party member in case of emergencies.