Ask Chad Thundercock anything.

3/10 I want less garbage threads on my board

>>35620317
Butthurt Autist detected.

Sounds vapid bro.

>>35620272
are you at Durham University? On a scale from 1-10, how mad are you that you didn't get into Oxford or Cambridge?

>>35620272
Would you let a gay dude suck you cock?

>>35620496
Already done that mate.

>>35620485
Yes, Durham Uni.

Oxbridge is full of cunts, so I really couldn't give a shit.

>>35620405
Girls find me interesting enough.

>>35620654
KEK just keep telling yourself that

>>35620272

Well chad im not mad. If anything your like my wingman. Im about a 6/10, same aesthetics. We would have a good tiem runnin through women and booze.


All i can say is keep up the good work /b/rother

>>35620673
You really better be doing a STEM at Oxbridge. If you are, fair play.

>>35620700
I like having friends around who worship me, so I think we would get along quite well.

>>35620703
yes, I do, Cambridge. You're right, the non-STEMs are terrible. All want to be in the BBC or in politics, totally full of themselves.

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>>35620703
STEMlord checking in

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>>35620485
W...where do you go to uni anon?

St Andrews fag checking in

>tfw offer from Downing College, Cam for NatSci
>tfw you get cocky
>tfw A*AB

>>35620272
Which Durham college you a member of?

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>>35620923

>tfw A*A*A*A*
>tfw never applied to anything in the top 10 since I didn't BEElieve in myself at the time

I'm not mad, I'm fascinated. Can you do me a favor and give me a glimpse in to how amazing it is to be you? What does it feel like? I truly can't comprehend it.

>>35620978
did you go to school in a working class area which didn't push you?

>>35620272
You sound like the Hatfield meme

>>35621002
It is fucking sweet. What specifically do you want to know?

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>>35621033

Yeah m8.

Got expelled from of school when I was 16, mummy/everyone told me to get a job at 16, ALMOST did but decided to go to college and got very good A level grades. Also did very well in the maths challenge thing, best in my schools history by a ridiculous amount.

Still creeps me out how I could be working at McDonalds right now.

Sorry about missing your offer anon.

>>35621168
Please tell me you still went to a Russell Group.

>>35621168
nah that's someone else, I got A*A*A*A* too

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>>35621226

Yeah I did thanks.

My brother however dropped out of sixth form and went to minimum wage land

>>35620272

10/10

You need to post pic with timestamp.

>>35621165

What is your first thought when you wake up in the morning? Is it like "fuck ya I'm me." Are you always happy?

>>35620272
>30 women
Wew lad. That's not Chad. That's legitimately Brad.

t. Someone in their triple digits

>>35621362
I'm not putting my pic on here.

But rest assured, I know it because I walk through nightclubs and girls shove their tongue down my throat without even saying a word to me.

Lots of girls I have slept with have said shit like "Your the sexiest guy I have ever seen".

>>35621430
I have standards mate. If I shoved my dick in everything that wants it, I would be in the 1000's.
Anything less than an 8 can't have my dick unfortunately.

>>35621466
>I'm not putting my pic on here.
why not?

>>35621466

Yeah, yeah yeah sure.

Ain't going to trust you until you post a pic with timestamp.

>>35621466
>LARPING on /r9k/
pathetic

>>35621399
My first thought is usually thinking about some girl I want to bone.

Not always happy. If I fail at anything, I take an absolute fit. But generally, happy 80-90% of the time.

>>35621502
Couldn't give a shit. I don't need your trust.

>>35620272
pretty fuken mad bro
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xD

>>35621512
I don't know, Durham's pretty Chad. Being an Oxbridge alternative, the rich party boys and girls get filtered into it.

>>35621512
Mate, stop being so butthurt.

>>35620272
0 I don't give a fuck about the women.

I fucking hate myself for being a brainlet, not for being a virgin.

>>35621557
ok op

post proof you're at durham at least

even then i'll doubt you're not some comp sci autist but it would be a start

>>35620272
whats your secret in being beautyful?

like how often you go to gym, take care of your skin, what you wear etc?

other than that i have no interest but if you want you can explain how exatcly you lead a nice conversation into light sex and does it come naturally or do you sweat like a motherfucker

>>35621713
I'm not OP, it's just everyone knows that's the case. It does help to give credence to his story but then again he's posting on r9k.

>>35621736
Gym 4 times a week.
3 mile run 3 times a week.
Sunbed 15 mins a week.
5 a day
Don't dress like a spaz.

That is it.

>>35621484
>implying I don't have standards
I'm just older and had more time to rack up points.

>>35621531

Dude nice. If you're not trolling, genuinely good for you.

>>35620272
I'm not mad at all! Good for you, Chad! If that's what makes you happy and you're content, I'm glad : ) Why would I be mad?

>>35620672
>vapid whores find you interesting
well that changes everything

>>35620272

Not mad. One day you'll be old, ugly and die alone. All of us get there, some just have a little bit more fun in their journey along the way.

Is your name chad? if not, what is your name?

not mad. can you post a pic for proof?

Have you thanked the Almighty God for being as blessed as you are? Even if you are sinning as much as you are you should take a minute of of your life daily and pray to Jesus Christ.

>>35620272
please chad tell me how to get women like you

>>35620272
Pictures, "Chad."

We will judge what you are.

>>35620272
>5'8"
>8 inch dick
>7-8/10 aesthetics
>sex with almost 70 different women
>waiting for night to come to take some of this AL-LAD and 1P-LSD that just came in the mail

0, I'm not mad at all.

Pics ornit didnt happen