Post Original R9K Sentences

>>35620261
I have a very loving girlfriend

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy cat

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>>35620261
>TFW no neckbeard bf to take me to dinner

I'm happy with how my life is turning out.

>>35620261
I can't wait for my girlfriend to give me a blowjob

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That feeling when no loving partner of the opposite sex

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I can't wait to take my girIfriend out to dinner tonight.

I think women are just as kind hearted as men

My parents are extremely proud of how I turned out.

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l can't wait to take my girlfriend out to dinner tonight.

Tonight I'll take my girlfriend out for dinner!

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l can't wait to take my girIfriend out to dinner tonight.

This too will pass.

>>35620261
I am not considering suicide

I think I'll have my girlfriend for dinner tonight!

r9k is my favorite board

Women are much smarter and generally better human beings than men are.

I'm moving forward and I'm very happy

I'm having a threesome with 2 Stacies tonight fellas.

I've to much sex and i don't know what do do anymore, help please..

Cuddling with my gf

I am considered very successful by my peers.

God, i love my life, it's perfect.

father inserted penis in my anus

l don't have a girIfriend.

tfw no gf
original commentireo

>>35620261
What a happy and positive board is /r9k/

Women are like angels

All these women are begging to have sex with me.

Reddit is fun.

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>>35620261
mfw neckbeards werent a joke
mfw this kinda of cringy autists actually exist and you always seem them covered in anime or pony badges

I take full responsibility for my life and don't place the blame for my failings on anyone other than myself.

>>35620261
I just got a girlfriend

Women don't just want chad. The reason they don't want us is because we're socially awkward lazy good for nothing losers.

I don't want to die any longer.

Everything is alright.

>>35620261
I had a really nice productive day and can't wait to see my friends tomorrow!

My life is very good.

I should stop worrying about not having a gf and focus on school.

I go outside and exercise on a regular basis.

Black people are humans too.

I don't actually have autism, I'm just an idiot.

I'm not going to masturbate today.

i would date a girl with an ugly face

Sam Hyde is a faggot

I have felt love

>>35620261
People in general have a positive attitude towards me.

I hate women because I never got laid.

I can't wait to take my dinner out to girlfriend

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Hitler was all right but he did have flaws

I brush my teeth regularly.

I don't pee in bottles and then store them in my room.

>>35620261
I am a perfectly balanced person.

I don't blame everyone else for my problems.

boku no pico is my favorite anime

>>35620261
Please god, grant me death

>>35620261

My ssri regimen has been really effective

I have an active, healthy social life with many friends who are eager to see me.

>>35620261
I wanna cum

Chad is attractive because he put years of hard work into his diet and exercise regime.

Life is so exciting!

I'm happy with my circumstances

Girls are equals to males