Is teleportation possible? My boyfriend lives about 100 miles

>>35620159
It hasn't been disproved.
It would require absolutely monstrous amounts of energy though so it's probably not feasible to casually teleport.

If this is true then you're a bad person.

Obligatory request to stop posting.

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>>35620159
>I would rather fuck a local Chad than drive 200 miles round trip.

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>>35620246

You have a dick? Would you drive 200 miles to fuck a pussy for ~10 minutes and go home? I don't think so.

>>35620529
>Would you drive 200 miles to fuck a pussy for ~10 minutes and go home?

Yes absolutely.

>>35620588
Furthermore this isn't even something I say because I'm "desperate".

There's tons of normal guys that would do this for sex, I mean a really large portion of all men would do this.

>>35620529
>mfw I have a bunch of her vids downloaded
Cosmid is a goldmine

>>35620529
You shallow cunt. A dick is all your boyfriend is to you, huh? If you don't love him, BREAK UP WITH HIM. STOP BEING A SHALLOW WHORE; STOP LEADING HIM ON.

You deserve to be curb-stomped you ugly horse-faced cunt

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>>35620588

Just find a local whore and save on gas money.

>>35620529
If it's attached to something your pic related, hell yeah.

>>35620529
>implying i would only go for the sex
What the fuck is wrong with your life

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>>35620622
>>35620529
Found them. Gonna fap me thinks.

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OP here.

I need a fembot

t.Degenerated

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>>35620674
>wmv

Dropbox link? Please. PLEASE!! I WANT TO SHOOT A LOAD ON MY PHONE AND SEND IT TO HER.

>>35620739
Ok I'll upload some now keep the thread going

>>35620798
bumping this because no one else would

>>35620882
I actually had shit tons of porn downloaded (nothing too crazy brazzers HAM stuff and joi not much with cocks or creampies or whatever) might start a thread and share the wealth later on.

>>35620934

wtf u downloading? torrents? u make it sound so cryptic. I literally just go on eporner and download all the 60fps porn at at least 720p.

>>35621030
>u make it sound so cryptic
What? Not really. When I've had extra money I've joined porn sites and filled a portable harddrive with enough high quality shit to last me a year.

>>35621103

the last porn site Ive paid for was for nikki sims aka nextdoornikki and any fag worth their shit knows who this slut is

>>35621149
The one with the paw tattoo on her ass?

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>>35621103
>>35621149

forgot a lil something for u ;)

>>35621175

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>>35620798

pld no bully pls post

Something akin to teleportation is possible using wormholes, though I don't think it's going to be viable for short-range transportation any time soon.
You're better off hoping for some vacuum tube railways or sufficiently cheap, small, personal air vehicles. In fact, you can just save up for a small helicopter, should be within your reach.

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>>35621363

How about I just buy a fleshlight and call it a day?

>>35621402
can't replace your homo faggot boyfriend's boypuccy

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>>35621448

Let me in you on something, virginboy. An asshole is shit tier. Asshole feels like a sextoy that's just slighly warm. That's it. Hell, warming your sex toy higher than body temp feels better.

Don't fall for the jew meme. Anal is for jews. Nothing beats a real vagina. Nothing. We can't even replicate it yet. Not even your best material and body temps. Nothing. Why? No vagina is 100% the same. You're done, kid.

>>35621349
>pls post
Sorry it's taking awhile. 3 vids in a few mins.

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>>35620588
I would drive 500 miles for a kiss

>>35620159
Why is it that completely fucking retarded posts like this ALWAYS almost ALWAYS have a fucking faggy anime image attached
Is it that anime makes people retarded, or are retards just naturally attracted to it

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>>35621857
Both are true

>>35620159
>I would rather fuck a local Chad than drive 200 miles round trip.
>implying a Chad would want to waste his time and high test seed on a 1/10 obese roastie

>>35621349
Here you go. 20 is the best imo

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/sd7mkx8fsxtqi7o/AABqddzEfn-leF4O-1OqQcmta?dl=0

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>>35621958
>Jessica Minx

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? DID I JUST WAIT THIS LONG FOR FUCKING JESSICA MINX? THAT WAS JESSICA MINX??? SHE ON MYFREECAMWHORES AND CHATURBATE ALL THE TIME!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!

im still downloading and going to fap, thx

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>>35621857
>he doesn't know that anime images kill brain cells

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>>35621857

what anime is OP? you seem well versed in anime pictures.

>>35620529
>Would you drive 200 miles to fuck a pussy for ~10 minutes and go home?
Where the hell do you think you are?

>>35622525
Boku no Hero Academia
originao commento

I ask myself the same thing everyday, OP
We're finally meeting up next friday, and at least its only a short flight but goddamn do I wish I could teleport over for hugs n snugs

We keep joking about teleporting but really it just makes me kinda sad

>I would rather fuck a local Chad than drive 200 miles round trip.

then you have no right calling this person your boyfriend you stupid fucking hole.

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>>35622636

heh thx [spoiler[salami[/spoiler]

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Teleportation requires a huge amount of energy (approx 1KJ per 1KG) but is possible.

Look for an electrical substation or step-down transformer in your neighborhood
Bring a pole or ladder you need to make good contact between yourself, the wire on top of the transformer and the ground for this to work.
You can use a cellphone wrapped in aluminum as a transmitter

>>35620529
I'd crab-walk 200 miles round trip.