>trying to play vidya >hands are clammy

>>35619903
>have to wipe hands between every round
>controller/mouse gets slippery

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>>35619951
God i hate this so much.
>be in highschool homeroom
>friend/oneitis is there as well
>take turns passing PS Vita back and forth playing a rhythm game
>using a handle attachment thingie to get a better grip because manhands
>have to wipe the handles off every time because they're so sweaty to not gross her out
>there's no way she didn't notice, but she never said anything about it to be nice
I've barely been able to stay in contact with her after HS...

>play vidya
>accumulation of skin cells and sweat in every crevice of the controller
I cant use my extreme 3d "pro" for more than 15 minutes before it gets gross.

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>eat something even mildly greasy
>it gets on mouse
>don't want to stop gaming
>try to lick the mouse clean, rub it on my shirt etc between deaths
>never works, fingers still get slippery from it, get increasingly bothered until I actually go grab stuff to clean it with

>>35620728
>try to lick the mouse clean
wut

>been trying to get doctors appointment because i have a pimple/cut/gash/piles/haemerroids or something inside my anus
>just had to shit out a monster shit that had a jagged edge on it, fucking doodoo spike, shit stalagtite
>was cutting into my ass gash for 20 minutes straight
>had to shit out the shit a few mm at a time, then scrape away the shit with a tissue, because shitting it out normally would've been too painful
>after a while the shit starts to break down and liquefy and slips out my asshole

eat more fibre

>trying to play vidya and watch anime at the same time
>anime fight happens as a boss fight happens so I cant do both