Tell me the best sexual experience you ever had, if you ever had any.

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>>35619755
>Tell me the best sexual experience you ever had, if you ever had any.

one time I posted a gay thread on /r9k/

>>35619755
Ate a girl out. Made me hard, but couldn't stay hard long enough to fuck her

now I know I'm a cuck

>>35619755
One time I woke up in the middle of the night and I was really cold, then my girlfriend started cuddling me and she was so warm it put me right to sleep.

We dated for about a month and she never let me put it in. I did eat her out a few times though. Can't think of anything that would make one instance better than any of the others.

>>35619755
I touched a boob by accident
What an exciting sex life I have

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Had my /internetgf/ make a video of her masturbating for me, then fapped to it while on skype with her.

When I fingered myself for the first time that was really fucking intense.

Slept in bed with an attractive 18 year old. Woke up the next morning and she spent hours teasing me. First hour: talking about sex. Second hour: handjob and comments about the size of my dick. Third hour: blowjob / cock worship while staring into my eyes. Fourth hour: missionary position, begging me to cum inside her. I could die today and nobody can take that from me

Ashamed to say but it was with a relative. As gross as it may be, actually doing it was great.

Fucking my high school crush on the rooftop of her apparment building from behind with her summer dress still on

She said something along the lines of ''this is the best I've had'' while that

>Be 13
>Get GF who is also 13 (first GF)
>Go over to her house one day when we were off school and her parents were at work
>Have first kiss which turns into us making out
>She tells me to rub my dick on her pussy
>Do so
>She leans up and pulls me on top of her and guides my dick inside of her
>Lose virginity right there, cum inside her
>We make out the rest of the time
>Have to leave because her parents coming home soon
>She doesnt want me to leave, begging me not to leave
>We get this crazy idea that I will hide in her room and stay
>End up getting on her top bunk and letting her cover me in a bunch of her and her sister's random junk and blankets
>Stay up there when I need to like when she needs to leave her room or something
>Otherwise she has her door locked and her TV on very loud
>End up staying there without her parents knowing for a little over a week and fucking the shit out of her and cumming in her multiple times
>Had a few really close pants shitting calls but was never caught
>Leave her house a porn star after entering as a kissless virgin
>Go back home, just told parents I ran away because wahh you guys are mean
>End up getting tons of sympathy and stuff from them
>Still in contact with her even though she's married now and we still joke about getting with it


No one will believe me but this actually happened.

>>35620153
oh yes i remember you posting this

>i took a nap at a girl's house
>i woke up to her sucking my penis
>she held me down humping me
>she made dinner for me i was pissed she didn't have hot sauce she had hot pepper flakes, they're not as hot as hot sauce

>i got into a car accident during rehab i had a few girls suck my penis
>i was on a bunch of meds so i couldn't get a erection
>when i finally got home i was a whack a mole

>>35620181
Yep ive posted it a few times. I like sharing that story because its so outrageous and pretty much the defining point of my life.

>craigslist
>mw4m
>dude and chick comes over
>both of them are shredded
>she's 9/10, easy
>beanpole 5.5/10 status over here
>dude whips out phone for recording
>"wut"
>chick dresses down
>ok, camera isn't so bad I guess
>chick blows me, rides me
>starts choking the fuck out of me
>about to pass out
>bust it
>"thanks, it was fun"

Happened 3 or 4 more times. Never used a condom, never caught anything thank goodness. Before anyone doubts CL, it can work, but that was literally like the 30th ad I responded to before I ever got interest