Sex with super fat women

>>35619300
I fap to BBWs all the time. Not quite as fat as the OP girl, but I'd probably fug her.

I used to be morbidly obese and I had sex with a morbidly obese superfat girl who had a cute face and was into me.

It was a fun night losing our virginities to eachother.

>>35619391
How fat? Like 400 or something?

>>35619300
Nice? Honest? Showers?
Would demolish.

If LTR she's gonna have to get in shape tho or I'm gonna be annoyed.

Nice dubs.

>>35619300
I've had sex with a 500lbs woman who had a horrendously ugly face. Multiple times.

>>35619413
I was 350 she was 280. I've lost 100 since then since I literally haven't had sex since that night three years ago.

>>35619466
>280
>morbidly obese superfat

That's obese but you made it sound likes she was immobile.

>>35619300
Take it from an anon with experience, fat girls are better in bed. Usually the girls that "look hot" actually do nothing in bed and the only actual pro of fucking them is their appearance

Chubby girls give way better head, im talking miles ahead of skinny girls, miles ahead. Once your in bed with a chubby, and her wet warm pussy is wrapped around your cock, you wont be caring about her weight.

The funny thing is even normies know this, skinny girls are becoming obsolete and attractiveness is coming full circle. Instead of fat or chubby they have named it "Thick".

Trust me anon, don't waste your time on a skinny girl who has been pampered with compliments her whole life, the cute friendly shy chubby girls are who you want.

The girl I'm talking about (op) is about 300 pounds, maybe 280

>>35619540
There's a difference between chubby and >>35619300

>>35619493
That's morbidly obese for her height. I was even worse.

She actually died. Not much more morbid than that.

yes i would, i almost got into living with a girl. some other girl told her i liked video games and i fapped to much i didn't get her hints.

I'm a skelly tranny wiith an inferiority complex next to real girls, being dominated by a girl much larger than me is the dream

>>35619300
No. I have had sex with a fat girl but she wasnt obese like OP's image.

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I never tried it.
I only had sex with skinny girls

Beccabae isn't my thing though, she has no tits and a goat cheese ass.

>>35619466
>>35619440

How can you be sure you actually got it in....?

This girl is getting ready now... either follow through with banging her at my apartment or never talk to her again. What should I do?

>>35619540
I don't understand how this can be true. Fat people usually have trouble washing themselves properly because of all the extra skin folds and trouble reaching all spots, they have low stamina which means they get a heart attack only a few seconds into the act and finally they usually have low muscle mass which should reduce the tightness of their pussy. I get the feeling that all men promoting fat girls actually are fat girls themselves...

>>35619722
Because I know what pussy feels like...? Not hard to tell.

Or are you looking for the "roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot" joke?

tried it
not worth it
whales reek

>>35619898
Could quite easily be confused with a fat roll or something though

>>35619300
I have desu

It was pretty horrible, I wouldn't recommend it

>>35619300
I would love to but my dick simple isnt big enough. Wouldn't even make it passed her cheeks.

>>35619953
actual real problem
you need a real monster dick to make it through bloated fat skin and will not know until you ask if it's a pussy or a piece of fat

>>35619300
No. They smell like cheese and shit and have no stamina.

>>35619540
>>35619893

he's right, but he's also not talking about MASSIVE women

Generally, even fairly large women who are sexually active are aware of the stereotype and take extra good care of their hygiene because they'd be mortified.
They also know they have to make up for things, so they often end up putting in a LOT more effort, and effort is the most important part of good sex (especially for women)

There's a difference between massive morbidly-obese michelin-man types, and big girls and chubby girls. The valley between being considered objectively fat and being in the Guinness Book of World records is VAST.

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>>35619300
>Would you guys have sex with a super fat girl who has a cute face and is totally into you
yes
but i have no game to spit
t-thanks autism

>>35619391
bruh, hate to tell you this but i think you fucked her fat not her cunt.

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>>35619300
>Would you guys have sex with a super fat girl who has a cute face and is totally into you?

I did one time.

>post dick pics on Craigslist
>actually get a message from a non-bot
>photo attached
>"curvy" Mexican chick with a 10/10 face
>exchange small-talk, numbers
>gave address
>about an hour later get the "i'm here" text
>open the door
>my eyes widen as I look her up and down
>same 10/10 face
>body type: chorizoplanet
>invite her in and get her undressed
>we're making out hard
>that in combination with her 10/10 face was enough to keep me strong
>even though her sagging stomach, Sinbad ass and stretchmarks
repulse me
>she's calling me "papi" during sex, boner ranks up
>unfortunately her body still debuffed my penis with a -20 STR debilitating aura
>still unable to cum after like 45 minutes
>tell her this and she says I can remove condor as long as I don't buss it inside her
>"I'm clean, I swear."
>good enough for me, remove condor and get back to work
>now on the floor, full penetration
>so wet
>so warm
>you already know what happens soon enough
>get dressed and walk her out
>"Call me again sometime"
>give her 60bux that I had in my wallet
>never call her back
>she really was clean, tho

>>35620156

why the money? you a goofy for that one

i'm skinny but i'm not into skinny girls. i wish i could fuck a fat girl but even they don't want me.

>>35619928
No, it couldn't. It's so totally different as to be farcical to suggest otherwise.

>>35620156
did you actually pay for sex with a ham planet? from craiglist?

fuck man.

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>>35619300
A fat girl who slept with 32 guys wanted me to be the 33rd but i didn't want to remember a whale for my whole life

>>35619300
no. chubby is fine for the extra softness and cuves, but it's the absolute limit.

a pretty face only goes so far and even if it didn't i can't fuck while being afraid i'll be crushed to death

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>>35620350
I left out this detail, she was "trying to become" one of those "massage therapists" and thought she should start with a low price.

I happened to have some bills on me already and said why not. Had I knew she was bigger than the angles led on, I would have trashed the email.

Now that I think about it, this happened to me twice, with some minor differences. But I paid Uber instead of her.

>>35619300
I did once:

>be single and depressed around december
>looking around on OKC for someone
>end up chatting to this taiwanese girl, she seems kind of chubby in her photos but not big
>we get on well and agree to meet, she works at a starbucks so i meet her there when she finishes
>when i arrive she is wearing platform heels and has a weird tumblr haircut and she speaks in a really weird way
>asks me if i'm hungry and i say kind of, thinking she wants to go for dinner
>instead she immediately gives me a big pulled pork sandwich she made and says i should eat up
>i do, feeling slightly like i'm being forced to
>anyway long story short we go back to her flat, he flatmate is a chef, he makes a huge meal
>her other flatmates are a pair of twin girls, both stunning, meanwhile i am having tea with the chunky asian in her 30s
>we all get pretty drunk and eventually time to go to bed
>she insists i wear a pair of yellow shorts because apparently all the guys she sleeps with have to
>i refuse and sleep in my underwear
>she's playing all coy about whether or not i want her, being kind of irritating - to be honest i just want to sleep at this point
>end up turning over and going to sleep
>in the morning wake up and she's next to me
>i lie there for ten minutes or so wondering if i should quietly leave
>then she wakes up, rolls over and notices i'm awake
>she says good morning and starts stroking my legs
>climbs on top of me and starts kissing me
>dem soft thighs around my hips
>she takes my boxers off and starts sucking me off, she's amazing at it
>i pull off her top, she's kind of reluctant at first but i wanna see
>soft belly brushing against my chest as she comes back up and gets on top
>starts riding me, belly and tits bouncing
>we fuck for about 5 minutes then she gets tired so we switch to missionary
>she comes and squeezes me with her thighs, clawing my shoulders and back as she does it
>i finish afterwards and clean up
>we clean up and have breakfast

10/10

>>35620634
just to follow up, i saw her again a few times, partly because it was easy sex (not the best sex i'd ever had but i was pretty lonely and horny) but also mostly because her chef flatmate was a total bro, worked at a 2 michelin starred restaurant and was always making food for us. had some amazing dinners there.

she had two cats in her room as well and they quite often got in the way when we were fucking, for some reason she just had a big mattress on the floor and no bed and they usually slept there too, so saw me as an invader of their territory.

anyway we went to new years party together and same drunken sex after a few bottles of tequila, then i kind of got tired of her and stopped replying. she kept sending me songs she liked that had not-so-subtle lyrics like "stay with me" and that kind of thing so i thought i should cut it loose before she got too attached.

would absolutely sleep with a chubby girl again though, she was so soft and cushy.

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you bet your ass I would

>>35620745
at this point you might as well just lube up and fuck her navel or tigh fat, same shit.

>>35619300
hell no, as an attractive guy my semen is reserved for girls who are atleast equally attractive

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>>35620802
best thing about big girls
>dem creases

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>>35620943
I want a gf who is nice and big and fat

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>>35621092
ditto
i just dont know how to do it

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there's nothing sexier than a big fat woman

>>35619300
beccabae would be god teir if she tossed the ugly piercings and if she had bigger tits

they don't even have to be big, just... have some

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>>35619300
>Would you guys have sex with a super fat girl who has a cute face and is totally into you?

no,im not mentally retarded thanks for asking.

>>35621931
the fattest person ever was about 1,000 lbs
I'm only interested up to 300 lbs
keep in mind there's that show about 600 lbs people

>>35619300
fuck yeah my dude, also someone post more fatty gifs

>>35620571
are you saying you later fucked a hamplanet Uber driver????

bruh, you need to stop being alone with fat chicks. you'll make bad decisions.

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>>35622052
big enough for ya

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>>35620634
>asks me if i'm hungry and i say kind of, thinking she wants to go for dinner
>instead she immediately gives me a big pulled pork sandwich she made and says i should eat up
>i do, feeling slightly like i'm being forced to

I'm dyin

So how does sex with a fat girl work? Do you need a longer dick?

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bellies are for fug

>>35619300
Depends on how fat she is.

For me if she can fit in a car, and fit into most rollercoasters she is good.

My biggest problems with fat girls is that they tend to be SJWs. The second issue is health issues, but as long as they are at least semi-active and don't eat nothing but sugar, they can be healthy.

>>35619540
>Chubby girls give way better head, im talking miles ahead of skinny girls, miles ahead
That's such bullshit lmao, I have no idea where this fucking meme originated but it's just not true.

>>35622529
the size limit for a car is like twice as high as it is for roller coaster

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third boob man

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i love big bellies

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>have skinny 90 lb pure gf
>fantasize about fucking slutty fat girls on the side

i SUFFER

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>>35623220
>not fattening her up
el stupido

>>35623220
you're a retard. my fantasy is getting a skinny gf and then fattening her up.

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fat threads are my bread and butter
that wasnt intentional

>>35619300
>Would you guys have sex with a super fat girl who has a cute face and is totally into you?
Yes, of course. Got one for me?

>>35619300
I'm a fat fuck myself so it's not my place to ignore her based on weight.

>>35619893
Nigger I'm 260 lbs. and I shower well and shave on a daily basis. I'll probably die before I'm 40 but my corpse will be groomed like an expensive dog.

>>35619540
>fat girls are better in bed
>Chubby girls give way better head
how is this meme even still a thing

>>35619300
I would literally have sex with any woman

>>35619767
Follow through

Orgi

>>35620091
Sauce??

Oragami

>>35619300

Nah. My ex was pretty fat and I don't think I'd go any bigger than that. Sometimes still think about her massive tits when I'm wanking or fucking current gf though

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>>35624747
no idea
sorry m80

>>35619300
Face doesn't matter with fatties, you don't fuck them missionary

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>>35624971
but seeing their belly jiggle is the best part
not that i have experience

>>35619300
I have turned down over a one girls that wanted to fugg me.

I can do ugly, I can do emo and psychotic, I can do chubby, I can do manly and slutty, I can do a mix a of all of the above. No fatties. I just couldn't possibly get hard.

>>35625288
I love groping and squeezing pics like this, thank you

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>>35623321
>>35623666
How do I fatten her up? I feed her fast food all the time but she has a small tummy and gets full fast.

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>>35625832
no problem
does this count as groping?
>>35625861
use food in the bedroom, whip cream and shit like that

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This is as fat as I would go.

But holy fuck would I go there hard.

>>35619300
Fat girls are my thing, so yes. I'm actually doing that tomorrow. She's fantastic and I love everything about her.

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page ten my ass

>>35625288
Oh my god this picture is fucking incredible
I need this girl in my life

>>35625861
Peanut butter
You can fit 1000kcal into a heaping spoonful.

>>35624244
Depends on what you're like but I might be interested

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>>35628084
sorry lass that guy mustve left the thread
if you are a lass that is

>>35628084
Alright, but not before marriage.

>tfw put on 10lbs stress eating
>tfw i am now officially overweight
what are really fat girls that don't have a qt face supposed to do ;-;

>>35628084
not him but I'm fantastic, please have sex with me

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>>35627715
it literally gets posted in every single belly gf thread

I'm surprised there are people who haven't seen it

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>>35628396
post that sexy belly

>>35628470
umm ok. i don't post anything that isn't clothed desu
>>35628428

>>35619300
>>35619709
I've slept with Beccabae before she got famous. After she got famous, she no longer had interest in fat guys.
She was shite in bed

>>35628659
I really do think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies.

>>35628396
I'll take you no matter how ugly your face is, as long as you're hairy enough.

>>35619300
>He doesn't have a weight gain fetish with the infinite growth add-on

Any weight, any size my dude. I tried fucking the highschool slut who was around an 8/10. Couldn't do it because she was skinny. But the chubby girl who was getting chubbier? oh lordy.

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for some reason its a crime to want a woman who was born with a vagina
god i hate trannys

>>35628254
I am a lass but I warn you
I'm fat with no tits
good ass tho

>>35628411
where are you and what is your favorite band and movie

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>>35628857
>I'm fat with no tits
lactation solves this ;)

already have
>be depressed, lonely, no friend life
>look around on some app to meet people
>never get any replies when messaging girls
>kinda chubby girl messages me thinks I'm cute
>fuck it ask to meet up at her apartment
>she gives me her address and I go after class
>quickly stop by Walgreens nearby and try to look for condoms but don't know where to find them and too nervous to ask for help
>wonder the place for 10 mins or so
>make it to her apartment area texting and calling her but no reply
>40 mins pass she finally wakes up since it was in the early morning
>go to her room and see this ham planet looking drowsy
>her mattress was in the living room while she was watching some Disney kid show
>notice there being a survival knife maybe 10in blade next to her pillow
>says she's scared when she sleeps alone while her roommate works graveyard
>I take off some of my clothes then we both "cuddle" on her mattress
>cuddling consists of autistically brushing my hard on against her ass and leg while occasionally grabbing her tits
>she asks why I'm so horny in her annoying voice
>she gets horny and we bouta fuck
>"do you have any condoms"
>tell her I'm clean and don't nut inside her
>she says she's on her period and is gonna clean up
>see her fat ass waddle and think to myself if I'm gonna lose my virginity to this jabba the hut sized bitch
>she comes back and gets on all fours on her bed
>tries to mount her but my dick can hardly reach because of the amount of thickness
>try to fuck her while forcing my dick further into the fat
>she gets on her back and I try to fuck her
>sees the dime sized clit while fucking the bloody hole
>eventually cum onto her belly button and she gets pissed using her underwear to clean it off
>hugs me and sorta locks me in a tight snorlax hold and starts asking me what are we bf gf/ fuck buddies etc
>forget what I said but I make some excuse that I'm going to some eye appointment
>shes tried talking to me but I've blocked her

>>35628857
Massachusetts. My favorite band is Wardruna and I don't know if I could pick a favorite movie, but I just saw Get Out and that was pretty awesome.

>>35628831
You're allowed to like vaginas as long as they're on fat girls.

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>>35629042
thank you
im tired of this "girl (male)" shit

>>35628857
Hey /r9k/, see how the whore ignores >>35628353 and goes for some dude who isn't even the original guy she asked? Isn't that great?

>>35628946
>>tries to mount her but my dick can hardly reach because of the amount of thickness
Sounds like you have a tiny dick anon. I fucked my 400 pound gf doggy the other day and didn't have any trouble at all.

>>35629092
We're all faceless randos, why should she care?

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>No 300lb girl to sit on you at the beach, crushing your boner
Why even live?

>>35628857
We doing applications?

>where are you and what is your favorite band and movie

Ontario, maybe Charlie Feathers or The Sonics, not sure about movie.

I did once. It wasn't fun. She wasn't cute. I had to think of someone else in order to cum. And even then I had to beat myself off. Then I had her suck my dick as I came in her mouth.


It was pretty funny cumming in her mouth though. I didn't even warn her.

>>35629264
forgot to mention that it was during a horrible dry spell. My friends still make fun of me for it, despite pretty much encouraging me to do it.

Oh well, the dry spell ended and I was able to fuck a much better girl shortly after that.

>>35629019
You are not anywhere near me
>Wardruna
I've never heard of it but a 10s google search leads me to believe it might be Scandi metal
is it? I am picky about metal. do you only listen to stuff like this?

>>35629092
I don't want to marry someone without having sex with them first
I thought /r9k/ didn't even like marriage at all because of divorce statistics and everything, I certainly don't
why buy into the marriage jew that makes your love a legal affair? fuck that desu

>>35629247
You are also nowhere near me not even the same country RIP

>>35629335
>>I don't want to marry someone without having sex with them first
>I thought /r9k/ didn't even like marriage at all because of divorce statistics and everything, I certainly don't
>why buy into the marriage jew that makes your love a legal affair? fuck that desu
Go back to /cgl/ or /soc/ or whatever the fuck the whore board is nowadays.

>>35619300
Well, OP... even if I would look past their fat stretched out body THEY WOULD NOT LOOK PAST THE ACNE SCARS ON MY CHEST AND BACK. In 2017 ALL women are taught to demand sirloin steak. It's fucking bullshit. Fatties delude themelves into obesity being a badge of honor.

>>35629411
>Go back to /cgl/ or /soc/ or whatever the fuck
No

>>35619583
>She actually died.
fucking hell

>>35629427
Why not? /soc/ regularly has whoring threads, just find people to fuck there instead of shitting up our board.

>>35629335
It's made by black metal musicians, but it would be quite a stretch to call it metal. I guess ambient pagan folk music would be an okay way of describing it.

I listen to lots of things, though. I've been pretty into Subrosa recently. Purity Ring is also pretty good.

>>35629335
California, Norcal and Socal for college, Band is the strokes, movie is the thing.

>>35629424
>THEY WOULD NOT LOOK PAST THE ACNE SCARS ON MY CHEST AND BACK
Is this really a big deal?
I'm getting /fit/ but my back will forever look like something out of Lovecraft's worst nightmare.

>>35629504
I would love to be proven that it isn't a big deal but common sense tells me it is and that I shouldn't dare walk around a beach shirtless. Your scars bulge out of your body too right? Not just marks but raised flesh?

>>35629335
>I don't want to marry someone without having sex with them first
Why? You lack self-control that much? I thought eating was supposed to be your outlet for that.

>>35629458
I am posting in a relevant thread
loads of people here seem to want fat gf, I am fat girl who is single
so what's the harm? go to another thread if it offends you

>>35629469
They looked like metal musicians. I like pagan folk to an extent, mostly folk metal, though I've not gone very far into the genre but I like things like Arkona.

>>35629489
generic taste
you would live in california and be like that

>>35629572
They don't bulge a whole lot, fortunately. Maybe about a millimeter or two on average. They're pretty pale as well. They just cover literally every square inch of my back, in disgusting haphazard patterns. I guess it could be worse.
I as well will probably never go shirtless.

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>>35622418
>bellies are for fug
the bigger the better

>>35629639
>loads of people here seem to want fat gf, I am fat girl who is single
But you just want someone to fuck until you get bored.

as a super fat guy
I would not
it's nothing personal, but why would I give you a pass when I can't stand myself?

>>35629649
>I as well will probably never go shirtless.
I think me and you could not care about our scars at all if others wouldn't react negatively about them. Just a little insulting when someone says "stop being self conscious about it"

>>35629639
>generic taste
Girls are generic, I can't just open with Mavishnu Orchestra and no country for old men and expect you to know what either of those are.

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>>35629672
Yes my dude
original post right here

>>35629704
I can't really blame them; they are pretty shocking to see when you've had perfect skin your entire life.
Don't think I can ever stop being self conscious about them.
>the stares and murmurs when you take your shirt off at a waterpark to use the fast slide
Never again.

>>35621931
>open this thinking it was some fat porn gif
>it's this instead

I threw up a little in my mouth. Imagine the stench.

I'll never be the same man again.

>>35629793
Oh anon, I feel you so much. I never had acne in my life, and I'm as clear as it can be, but I do have a scar on my left side thanks to a drain tube. Stupid last phase of pneumonia gave it to me, and it makes enough self-concious to not wear bathing suits and less going in a bikini. You were really brave in that waterpark.

>>35629639
>Arkona
I'd never heard of Arkona, this is fantastic.

But yeah, some of them did a side project called Skuggsja that's more metal-like.

>>35628857
>where are you and what is your favorite band and movie
You first.

>>35629921
I'm glad you like them! I love that their vocalist is female, she does some great vocals
>tfw no Masha Scream gf to dominate me
like I said, I don't listen to it very much but I do quite like the genre.

>>35629951
I am from midwest
I would say favorite band is Radiohead (inb4 getting judged by people who only know Pablo and Rainbows) and favorite movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind because
>tfw no qt Joel bf to help me stay grounded

>>35630005
>>35630005
>>I would say favorite band is Radiohead (inb4 getting judged by people who only know Pablo and Rainbows)
OKC>Bends>Pablo>everything else, whoever says otherwise is mentally deficient.

>>35630005
>the midwest
that's pretty sad, I'm sorry you have to live like that

>>35619300
I have. One of them got comfortable enough to express her kinks to me, and now I have a BBW mistress with double G boobs who likes to peg me and swap piss.

>>35630028
You have literally pleb Radiohead taste, that is almost the exact opposite of the truth
Why not just listen to generic 90s alt rock if that's all you can get out of Radiohead?
>Amnesiac > The King of Limbs > A Moon Shaped Pool > Hail to the Thief > Kid A > OK Computer > In Rainbows > The Bends > a ten-minute long recording of William Shatner saying "indubitably" over and over again while someone in the background takes a watery diarrhea shit > Pablo Honey

>>35630058
I'm sorry too anon
I'm sorry too

>>35630142
>You have literally pleb Radiohead taste, that is almost the exact opposite of the truth
And you're a retarded hipster child.

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There is no better time than now to be a chubby chaser (if you're good looking). So many fatties out there.

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>>35619300
Sure, provided we wouldn't actually date or anything. Just fuck to fuck, maybe even string her along as a personal cum dump kek

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>>35630347
>So many fatties out there
if youre american
the only time im jealous of bergers

>>35630347
What in God's name is happening

No, chubby is fine, unhealthy fat is not. That is one of the only standards I will cling to.

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>>35630195
>you like stuff I don't like so you're a retarded hipster
Neat opinion man

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I am a gross morbidly obese fat girl.
I come here because I'm a worthless shut-in.
Literally human garbage. I guess I could get sex if I just put myself out for whatever would fuck me, but I don't.

Should I be doing that?

>>35630777
I can't see your face, but from what I can see you seem pretty attractive. Where do you live?

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>>35630840
Maryland, I am absolutely unattractive, but I will give BJ's to any robots near me.

>>35630777
Only if you want to. Might be interesting to try.
I'm in the same boat as you. 23, had sex for the first time a few months ago..not sure it's my thing. I have no sexual trauma in my history, yet I am a complete autist about sex and everything to do with Human function. I browse feabie and type fuck guys there

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>Fooling around with minivan in a miniskirt while buddy was across the room fingering a frumpy scene chick
>Minivan positively manhandling my nads, pulls out her tits
>M-mommy
>At least triple F
>Begin to suckle
>Wants me to go down on her
>As soon as my head reaches her thighs, I'm greeted by a particularly odd aroma
>Spoiled milk and rotten eggs boiling under a Summer sun
>Give four or five courtesy licks like a soldier
>Mount her, position my peen, and lunge
>After about 4 thrusts, she says "you're not in"
>Look down and discover I'd been fucking a roll of fat
>Friend of mine curious as to why I suddenly burst out laughing
>We both get kicked out
>Friend livid at me for screwing up his chance at Hot Topic twat
>Explain the situation
>We both have a hearty chuckle
>My beard smelled like sewage for a day or two after that

>>35630902
Well the lower half of your face is lovely. Your low self esteem honestly seems pretty unwarranted. I'd take you out for dinner or something if you didn't live 6 hours away from me.

>>35630902
>>35630777
You look like a great belly gf. Please post belly

>>35630671
No, you're a retarded hipster because you like stuff retarded hipsters like. There are many varieties of retard collectives.

>>35631026
>>Look down and discover I'd been fucking a roll of fat
This actually happens to me a lot. It's not always immediately apparent unless you're used to the difference.

>>35620313
Wow, you're basically delusional. You actually think you'd be able to tell between sweaty fat rolls and a pussy? Get real.

>>35630777
>>35630902
You look great, too bad you're a whore. Oh well.

>>35629504
I would love to see them, I like scars a lot.

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>I'm not too fat for you, am I femanon?

>>35631284
I have fucked both and can tell the difference

>>35631026
Who is this please???? Someone must know?

>>35631413
Did you fuck a fat roll intentionally, or by accident?

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OBESE BUMP

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tfw no fat girls where I live

>>35630902
pls by my gf you are qt

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>>35619300
No, because I'd still have to roll them in flour, so I can find the wet spot.
I don't have that much time.

>>35619300
I have done this. The girl, woman did not have an attractive face. She was rude, and did not like me very much.

She smelled like shit, was so fat she could barely walk, I had to help her to toilet.

Fucked her bum while she screamed random dumb shit. Peed in her cuz she told me to?

>>35619300
that girl doesn't have a cute face, but yes to your question. A cute face and into me is enough