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Robots of colour edition
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fuck troy deeney haha
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>>35618990
Remember this image!
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first for getting high on your shrinking supply.

first for sipping beer to get some cheer.
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tfw only like cute white bois :| guess i'm a disgusting racist.
>>35619008
okay.

Power Rangers space is still 10/10 lads.
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Evening niggers.

Of course that wasn't original.
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VNs I rec

X-Change 1, 2, 3
X-Change alternative 1, 2
Discipline record of a crusade
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>this exists in real life
Who/what would you erase?
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>>35619031
>fate stay night is great for starters.
Stop this meme, it's around 40 hours plus long. It scares most people away.
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I got a BT TV box m80s

Is there anything on there that makes it worthwhile? It seems you can get films etc but you have to pay.

I only got the TV part of the package because it was the same price regardless of whether or not I took it, just wondering if it's any use.
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>>35618990
English girls love "poc" edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>35619088
Don't you get BT Sports for free?
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>>35619012
Do you get on your knees for an e, lad?

Do you go down for brown, lad?

Do you suck cock for rock, lad?
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>>35619083

its 10-15 hours per route, which makes it kind of short-mediumish in reality.
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>>35619114

Probably

I'm posting on /r9k/, what makes you think I have any interest in watching le ebin football that is mandatory for everyone to watch and like?
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>>35619101
Why so many dislikes? Are whities this insecure?
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>>35619036
Enjoying X-Change makes you an autogynephile not a true transgender you utter ibeciel
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did you lads know that the armies of napoleon went around with packets of biscuits? biscuits is proper war food
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>>35619101
My white gf can't stop gossiping with her friends about this show ffs
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>>35619194
My fellow anon can't stop posting this stale pasta ffs
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>>35619191
imagine if there was a tv that said black women will easily fuck white women and black guys are intimated by white guys. its racist
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>>35619191
Black women hate this shit as well.
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>>35619122

whats your ip?

robot thank you
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Symphonic Rain is my favourite VN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RXFdQwBdKo
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Steins;Gate is a 10/10 VN
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Bought a new leather strap for my watch lads.
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>>35619246
good lad over here

post waifus
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>>35619246

can't believe I almost got put off because of the start.

I thought it was gonna be some autistic convoluted secret agent shit, good thing it was just straight up autism.
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>>35619271
posting the waifu desu.

Feeling really sleepy but i only got up at 3pm. any other sleepy lads want to cuddle up and have a nap?
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>>35619036
Poleaboo what is your thoughts on this waifuposter? >>35619271
He's always around, trying to make a name for himself but he's broing as fuck. Maybe you could give him some tips.
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>britfeel are talking about virtual novels

oh dear
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>>35619206
hahaha insecure white dicklet
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>>35619271
Monster waifus are the best waifus
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>>35619271
my waifu is a bitch
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>>35619050
absolutely nothing because I understood the point of the movie
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my waitfu said you are all not worthy of seeing her. she also said jun is a slag.
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>>35619326
Prefer to keep a low profile lad, I'm a waifu poster not an avatarfag
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>>35619271
Posted

Having pie and chips for tea lads. Pretty chuffed.

Also found a gallery of roughly 4000~ Saber images. Unfortunately most of them were of the various other flavours. Vanilla Saber is best Saber.
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tfw no gf that i can borrow skirts and panties from
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off to bed lads, see you in the morning

>but its only 8

i sleep at least 10 hours a night desu, but still want to get up at a reasonable hour
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>>35619408

It's not the same if it's not stolen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOA1zjXB2DM

>hungry anon?
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>>35619317
>Not being sleepy every day
Not even abusing caffine helps.
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>>35619422
I was going to say "borrow", I meant steal
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>>35619271
What's the beige thing she's wearing? I've never seen anything like it.
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>>35619384
could i dink your waifus pee haha?

maybe i could drink all your waifu's pee lads hahaha.
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>>35619439
It's called a jacket.
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I'm off to see a Latina escort in an hour, lads. Never fucked one of those before, so I'm quite excited. She's a "party girl" so taking a couple of grams with me to liven things up a bit

Mr Cuddles is staying at my sister's, so don't worry about him.
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>>35619439
A poorly drawn jacket
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>>35619368
Yeah but she's a bit of a semen demon lad
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>>35619449
Even with the belts around her arms and nothing going over her shoulders?
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rate my waifu

she can beat me up
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>>35619427
this fat bitch and her retarded videos are shit

even ironically watching them is shit
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>>35619439
Weird animu jacket
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>>35619101

This has got to be one of my favourite gimmicks of Britfeel recently
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>>35619478
next time you cross the road don't bother looking
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>>35619455
I want to cuddle Mr Cuddles!!!!

>>35619384
True, she interested or what?
>>35619427
hungry for a cream pie Kay.
>>35619476
she can crush my balls any day.
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>>35619455
Is she on Adultwork? Have you got any pics?
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>>35619384
what's a waitfu?
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ill try once more tonight but would any one be up for rocket league unranked for a bit of fun?
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>>35619519
>what's a waitfu?
First week on the internet kid?
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>>35619478
How many fucking times can 1 cunt just boil minced beef

I remember one video, first 10 seconds

>"I dont know what I'm doing"

Then why make a video you fucking idiot. The incompetence is actually offensive.

And she actually feeds her dog this pile of absolute shit
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>>35619522
Come play with me and another anon?
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>>35619271

>tfw you're waifu's show is so old and mediocre that nobody is making new fanart for it
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>>35619553
what kind of skill level are you guys at? i dont want to drag the team down
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>>35619497
What do you think? 150 for an hour but most party girls usually let you stay and fuck until they've got through your gear
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Be honest lads, would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuUM9U8h0VE
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>>35619575
Nah skill doesn't matter at all, post your id laddo and I'll add you
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Did that anon who was deciding on a playstation or xbox buy one yet?
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>>35619595
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dasnotcool
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>>35619578
Arse is too flat, the only gimmick of latina girls is they're thicc and she fails it
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>>35619475

the jacket doesnt hang over her shoulders and just stays loose at the back, hence the need for the belts otherwise it would fall off.

japanese fashion sense etc
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>>35619585

No, horrendous looks aside, her personality is 1/10
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>>35619497
>she can crush my balls any day.

please dont talk about my waifu that way. she doesent sleep with other men.
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>>35619611
Doesn't look flat to me. Oh well, she does anal and I have cash to burn.

Right, im off. Have a comfy night, lads
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>>35619674
Have fun lad. Let us know how it goes.
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>>35619674

She doesn't do it at all for me lad, and certainly not 150/hour, maybe 90 if I just wanted a cheeky fuck.

Have fun.
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>>35619005
Agreed guy is a Fucking cunt, but two medical students in hospital for no reason
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What films are must sees lads
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>>35619005
Based Defoe cucking him out of the NT
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>>35619701

Predator
Kindergarten Cop
Twins
Last Action Hero
Red Heat
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who wants an arm wrestle?
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>>35619730
>all arnie films

good choice, lad.
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>oh my god anon how can you have a problem with islam?
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The guy who lives next door, and used to be a bus driver that just wore casual clothes now constantly wears a suit and sunglasses, and recently got a Brand New BMW with blacked out windows

What's he up to lads?
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>>35619326
He's fine, inoffensive and I like Karisus style

I'd advise him to focus more on feet
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>>35619735
After seeing those arm snapping videos I'm never arm wrestling again.
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>>35619753
wow, one Muslim iin a billion

Now let's check out the crimes whites committed today
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>>35619781
i like your style and i think you are a good person
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>tfw too scared to fuck prostitutes.

Might be going to Amsterdam next week and it feels like if I don't fuck a prostitute it will be a wasted trip.
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>>35619815
It's a shit ideology mate.
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>>35619815
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Doublet (Rochdale)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_sex_gang

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_sex_gang

59 towns in total were affected by gangs of Paki perverts.
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>>35619815
Islam is for inferior shitskins that would still be eating dirt if it wasn't for white people.
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>>35619871
>All English areas
Really makes my voltage switch on
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>>35619753
>r e l i g i o n o f p e a c e

but seriously, why do they always go for paris, what did they do
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>>35619892
Let them in
origami
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>>35619815
I love how you flip flop from hating pakis and muslims to defending them at any opportunity
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Post some sick music lads

https://soundcloud.com/miami-horror/miami-horror-sign-of-the-times
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>>35619892
France is incredibly active in the middle east/Africa fighting jihadists. Mostly in their former colonies.
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>>35619905
That makes sense
>>35619926
But isn't the UK involved as well, you never hear of this shit over here

>captcha: euro real
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Give me a brown qt gf now!
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Still slightly hungover drinking a can of bitter. I hate life.
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>>35619954
>you never hear of this shit over here
Because people cover it up as much as possible
>All the rape gangs using white kids as fucktoys that are STILL active
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>>35619957
Shit taste. A mild tan is as brown as I'd go
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hahahaha no way. our trevs has just head butted the tv because the prime minister was on it.

legend
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>>35619978
>not wanting a pajeet gf
Away with you
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>>35619977
Better than the white people fucking literal babies
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>>35619954
Not on the same scale

>Their mission is assist the countries of Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, and Chad combat Islamist militant groups including al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, Ansar Dine, and Al Mourabitoun. - See more at: http://militaryedge.org/analysis-articles/french-forces-middle-east-north-africa/#sthash.YPaKQni8.dpuf


http://militaryedge.org/analysis-articles/french-forces-middle-east-north-africa/
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>>35619990
I like curry and I like kissing girls but I don't want to mix the two.
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>>35620015
Imagine the reek of curry when you fuck one of them. I like the smell of a curry but only when I'm eating one
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>>35620042
>curry smell
turmeric/hing***
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>>35619815
>Percentage of muslims who commit terrorist acts 0.01%
>Percentage of terrorists who are muslims 99.9%
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>>35620000
You have one case, that lad posted hundreds..
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>tfw no gf to finger my bum with her long nails

why why why why
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Oi we heard some of you lads were being racist. We're here with branded hoodies asking you to stop so can you just, like, stop?
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>>35620212
Not a single curry stain on those hoodies. I'm impressed.
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>>35620158
Percentage white people who are baby rapists 0.01%
Percentage of baby rapists who are white 99.9%

>>35620160
Go to a news website, it's full of white criminals
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you fellas do know that ISIS kills other muzzies, and the average muzzie hates iSIS? knowing is believing kiddah
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>>35620212
s-sorry lads we were just joking about but we might have taken it too far
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Is The Big Lebowski worth watching
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>>35620278
Not if you don't browse reddit
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>>35620278
It's ok, bout dated, I suppose
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>>35620278
Yes. Although the endless memes have probably ruined it now.
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>>35620269
>Poleaboo literally justifying terrorism here.

Interesting.
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>>35620271
*gets blown up*
>wow I really shouldnt complain, they do this to their own kind too
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>>35620269
but wasnt muhammads wife literally 9 years old
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>>35620278
Yes but it's not as good as people who wank over it claim it is.

It's a meme movie
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Am I Tawny or Toffee?

https://maxfactor.co.uk/make-up-products/face/foundation/max-factor-all-day-flawless-3-in-1-foundation

OR
6.5W or 7C?

http://www.loreal-paris.co.uk/products/make-up/brand/true-match
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>>35620331
6 when they married, 9 when he officially fucked her.
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>>35620347
You're a paki with the colour of shit
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>had harsh conversation with mum trying to get her to drop Islam
>smash her world by pointing out silly and nonsensical stuff
>defend Paki's here minutes later
Not even I understand me

>>35620331
9 year olds aren't literal babies

He also had a wife who was older than him
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>>35620380
Don't bully her you jerk!
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>>35620430
>Talks about dropping islam one minute
>justifies islam pedos the next
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>>35620347
oh no
don't wear makeup
or at least do it in private once you move out of your parents house and don't show anyone until you've perfected it
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if allah is so great then why are his followers living in such shit conditions? why are they so stupid compared to the rest of the world? do muzzies never them selves such
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>>35620430
>He also had a wife who was older than him

"He didn't fuck kids exclusively, he also raped adult women"
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>>35620430
Why don't you wear a hijab?

Woman without a hijab is like meat covered in flies
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>>35620430
Why would you defend a religion that would have you thrown off a rooftop for being a tranny?
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>>35620430
>he wasnt a pedo because 9 years old isnt a baby

fucking wew lad
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>>35620464
I wouldn't go out wearing makeup until I've learned to apply it well but it's something I need to learn ASAP, it's such a huge deal
I can practice in my room now my brother has moved out

>>35620474
They have oil, the gulf is mostly a Paradise
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what the fuck happened to me lads, how did i become such a mess?
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>planned on doing heroin tonight and chilling out to music and tv
>cant because niece is staying over and I have to be quiet
I am disappoint
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>>35620535
>the gulf is mostly a paradise
>says the literal tranny that would get stoned to death by his own people because they disagree with his decision

off and fuck lad, off and fuck
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>>35620430
It's hardwire into your genetics, you're a paki with rapist blood in you. Amir your role in laugh is to have conflict with white people (the good guys) and try to help pakis conquer our land
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>>35620548
>heroin

christ on a bike
how'd you get that low in life?
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>>35620503
I defend all minorities, we need to stick together because we know what it means to be scapegoated and persecuted
It's called empathy

>>35620505
I'm just saying he's not as bad as baby rapists

>>35620495
I support the burka ban and want it extended to all variations

>>35620560
They're not "my people"
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>>35620592
I only do it once every 6 months or so. Bought some for my birthday the other day but havent got around to it.
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really wish i could bury my face in a nice wet pussy right now
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>>35620614
You're defending child rape because they're on 'your team'.
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>>35620692
that's as bad as all the cock stuff that's posted. fucking disgusting
i'll just keep using my hand
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>>35620535
>They have oil, the gulf is mostly a Paradise

its only good for the select few though. most of the population lives in absolutely horrendous condtions. the countries of a Muslim majorities are absolute shit wholes. the whole of the middle east is a 3rd world, none-industrialist shit hole.
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>>35620743
Ngl, I'm not a bender but that pussy is making me nauseous.
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>>35620749
>most of the population lives in absolutely horrendous condtions
Lies
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>>35620614
>I defend all minorities,

but pretending that something is ok when its not just causes more problems. i wouldent pretend that the uk government is fine if it was hanging people in the street for taking it up the bum.

reminds me of how indian people often pretend their country is great when it is literally one of the worst countries in the world
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>>35620779
Why don't you go any look for yourself? I'm sure they'll be happy to show you around. I hear there's some great rooftop views to be had.
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its a pakipoo ruining the thread episode
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I'm uploading some vids of this girl for an anon in another thread. You lads want the dropbox link when I'm done?
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>>35620856
More like poleaCUTE
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>>35620856
I responded on-topic to an active discussion

Going to sleep in a bit anyway due to work tomorrow
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>>35620877
yeah go on then

I have a thing for ugly girls
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>>35620877
I think I recognise her. I might have had a session to one of her videos before.
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>>35620885
>Going to sleep in a bit anyway due to work tomorrow
good
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>>35620885
Remember when you were going to finish uni, have an amazing job and be best friends with the polish girls? Makes me smile so wide.
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>>35620779
not its not lol. most of their population has to take on multiple jobs just to survive. the divide between the the rich and poor is absolutely staggering in iran. you can look it up if you dont believe me. its the best middle eaten country but its still a shit hole. millions in iran live below the poverty line.
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>>35619050
I probably wouldn't erase my first girlfriend/ex-fiancee because those memories are bittersweet and while she hurt me she did nothing wrong besides not tell me how she felt about things before leaving.
Would erase a few old friends and my last ex plus a load of cringe stuff
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>>35620856
pakipoo and the waifu prison fags have ruined it long ago
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Why is the UK obsessed with incest and cucking lads?
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Fuck off with your bully shit ffs
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>>35620964
its not the UK its the shitty porn sites you visit that push it
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>>35620877
>>35620896
>>35620920
I also have a shit ton of HAM brazzers stuff and JOI from wankitnow if you fellas like that kinda thing.
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>>35620966
transgenderism is haram
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>>35620959
I don't mind the waifu boys, they're somewhat endearing and they don't shit up entire threads.

Could do with a bit less dickposting though.
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>>35620982
What's HAM?

>>35620986
Who cares? Stop bully or be bully outside, somewhere else

>does anyone else feel like they're travelling across the world when they click on captchas of exotic foreign places, mountains and rivers and shit like that?
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>>35620964
Based faketaxi
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>>35621016
>What's HAM?
Hot and mean. It's basically rough lesbian stuff
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Here's a question for you;
Why don't you fuck off to /s/ or /hc/ or some board like that where they actually give a shit?
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>tfw watching lego animations
It's like I'm twelve again
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>>35621100
Who are you talking to mate?
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Just found out the age of consent in Iceland is 15. Any tips for how to dick a teenage girl in 5 days?

>>35621016
Roasted pork meat
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thinking about getting some new games for my 3ds tomorrow

what games do you recommend, lads? im thinking xenoblade or dragon quest 8
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>>35620964
pornhub is shit lad. go on some better sites. the only sites i go on are motherless and extremetube
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>>35621145
NEW 3DS?

Should of hacked

Anyway DQ8 and Xeno are both solid
Might not love DQ if you haven't played others and like the style
Xeno takes a while to get into
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>>35621145
Smt iv, maybe smt apocalypse.
Dont know any ithrrs, i just got them for the birds 3ds because i love the shin megami series.
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>>35621166
incestflix is good as well lad
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>>35621145
phoenix wright trilogy, they are fucking great games.
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>>35621166
>tfw still use xhamster and xnxx
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fuck it
odds i wank before i take a sleeping pill
evens it's just the pill
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>>35621267
Take the sleeping pill then have a wank against the clock.
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you lads fancy a stream just watching random youtube videos?
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>>35621190
>if you haven't played others and like the style

i played the one of the ds and thought it was good. havent played any of the others. had xeno on the wii years ago but i didnt finish it. and yeah ive got a 3ds

>>35621191

havent any played any of them shin megami games but they do look good. ill keep it in mind when i go to town tommorow.
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did somebody say dickposting?
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>>35621344
Pleasantly surprised.

Tasteful Ebina 10/10
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>>35621301
DQ 8 is definitely more like DQ 9 than 7 is. I'm playing 8 at the moment
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>>35621344
god I want to fuck you so bad lad, let me suck your dick
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>>35621293
good shout.
i'll finish my splif then get on it senpai.
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>>35621344
I'm very disappointed that wasn't the chocolate gorilla
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>>35621389
i have always wanted to play dq 8. dont know why i havent desu. it looks like a comfy game.
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>>35621344
noice. fooled me breddy good senpai. i still looked but expected the worst.
that put a smile on my face
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>it's saturday night
>i'm watching escape to the country and shitposting
>fml
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>>35621344
Ok lad if you insist
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>>35621451
go post that on normiebook you fucking normie
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>>35621422
It was beautiful back when I played on the PS2

Nice postgame with superbosses that you'll just give up on
>>
Is it ok to use the swings at a playground as long as there are no other people around? I like the sensation of swings but mum replaced mine with a trampoline so I have to swing elsewhere.
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>>35621422
It's very comfy. The music and the general aesthetic are and the voice acting is surprisingly not annoying especially seeing as yangus talks a bit like a cockney which I've always hated
>>
really should finish the witcher 2, lads
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>>35621488
An adult male on the swings by himself might weird people out.
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>>35621504
Only the first half is good
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>>35621451
>we like to entertain

Who are these middle class ponces kidding? No one entertains. People are too busy with families and shit.

>don't like the kitchen

Just buy a new one then you planks

>it needs modernizing

It's an 18th century farm house you knobheads. If you want contemporary, live in a city

It is a comfy show though.
>>
>it's a "the prostitute has an hour free after your session so she makes you a cup of tea and you have a chat about stuff for half an hour" episode

I think some of her other clients have redpilled her
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>>35621481
is it hard? i normally prefer comfy, relaxing games but after playing through vagrant story there isnt much i can imagine finding too difficult
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>>35621344
Ebina! Dirty girl
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>>35621522
What on Earth would you chat to a prossie about?
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>>35621513
>he doesn't like all three witcher games equally
Pleb
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>>35621511
But there wasn't anyone else there apart from an old couple walking past and a lady playing catch with her dog in the field opposite.
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>>35621522
How much is she charging for the chat?
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>>35621513
i've had it for 3 years and i'm not past the first chapter
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>>35621541
politics, immigration, integration, and why islam isn't fit for british society
she's fairly well learned
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>>35621488
>>35621511
>>35621549

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF969K8XhVM

Relevant
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>>35621549
You're probably alright then. Be careful, in my experience chavs like to hang out on the swings.
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>>35621528
It's dragon quest, you can only save in towns and you can get sick of a mission in the middle due to random encounters but it's not hard

You might over level

But you'll need to grind for the postgame

>>35621574
>>35621543
nvm
Got it confused for witcvher 3
Never played 2
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>>35621522
Sounds pretty comfy desu, provided you aren't paying for it.
>>
>>35621145
Fire emblem awakening senpai.
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>>35621616
>But you'll need to grind for the postgame

probably my favourite thing to do tbqh. ill put on some tunes and just sit back and grind.

>>35621494
lol i remember playing the demo and the fat guy i think had the cockney voice. probably going to end up getting it tommorow. i hope they have it in stock.
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>>35621616
>3 only pleb
vintage Amir Hussien
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>>35621528
It's not too hard. You'll get mildly frustrated but nothing you can't look past
>>
Debating whether to wear slightly cum-stained trousers to church tomorrow.
>>
>>35621571
>>35621622
the chat was free
(the sex wasn't, though it was only 60 quid for an hour because I'm a regular)
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>>35621521
>tarquin, a retired stockbroker, wants to leave the city and work on a novel he thinks he can write
>lisabeth, his wife, wants to open an organic honey shop
>the house must have parking for a giant land rover they are unable to drive properly
>six bedrooms so giles and poppy can come stay
>budget is a million
>>
>>35621682
>the fat guy i think had the cockney voice
That's Yangus. Best character so far. Where are you getting it from?
>>
>>35621576
fuck me, that sounds grim
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>>35621522
This sounds amazing.

I've only had one prozzy. Had decent banter between rounds.
>>
Watching The Voice before bed
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>>35621762
Your prozzie sounds like a keeper.

Well, more like a long term renter.
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>>35621759
>>35621791
Both me.

Honestly lads.
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>>35621762
>getting a regulars discount from your pozzie
Lucky bugger. What's this lass like?
>>
>>35621796
Amir you didn't reply to me :)
Isn't it funny how you thought you'd finish uni, get an amazing job then become best friends with the polish girls? :)
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>>35621579
hmm so are you saying that I need someone to go on the swings with me so I don't look weird? I guess I could ask my dad.

I don't think anyone would see my face anyway as I had my hood up and was swinging very high trying to do a loop, then when someone comes past I jump off and leap over the fence to the wooded area.

Pic related shows the play area in question, the big boy swings are to the left.
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>>35621829
>Isn't it funny how you thought you'd finish uni, get an amazing job then become best friends with the polish girls?
He didn't actually say that would happen to him did he?
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>>35621293
let's see who wins eh.
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>>35621783
i will probably check if they have it in game, grainger games, cex, or hmv. im sure they will have it in one of them
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>>35621829
I never cared about uni, it was always a waste of time, I knew I couldn't get a job due to my anxiety

I still don't understand the Polish girls, what's their fucking problem
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>>35621855
>Ai Uehara

God tier taste. Godspeed anon.
>>
>>35621865
Might be cheaper elsewhere, eBay etc
>>
Reading all this talk of DQ 8 is making me nostalgic. Tried to emulate it recently but even after hours of optimising it ran like shit for some reason
>>
>>35621775
Can you... can you bring some coke?

There's a pony in the field Stew
>>
Get paid in 6 days lads, important decision need to make, do I buy Nier Automata or wait for Persona 5 to be released
>>
>>35621865
It's a fucking expensive game to buy nowadays as far as old PS 2 stuff goes. Expect to pay 40+
>>
>>35621775
>George wants a study he'll never actually do any work in
>They both want a tightknit local community which they'll never bother to be a part of
>Anne wants a large plot of land to grow crops and keep chickens, despite never doing a days graft in her life
>the house needs to have character and be traditional, but also needs to be modern and contempory
>budget of 5 million, but the producers show them properties worth 10 million
>>
>>35621855
Is that a Dell Latitude 620?
>>
>>35621938
im getting it for the 3ds lad.

>>35621895
yeah, i usually just order games off amazon but im going into town anyway so i thought i may aswell get it while out
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>>35620920
>>35620896
>>35620877
Here's some lads. 20 is my personal fav

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/sd7mkx8fsxtqi7o/AABqddzEfn-leF4O-1OqQcmta?dl=0
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>>35621938
It got rerealesed for 3ds, lad. And in fact I saw the PS2 version in Cex today for 8 quid
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>>35621939
>>35621775
I enjoyed these posts

Good work
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Thinking of going out for a /nightcycle/ and a cheeky spliff

>tfw cant think of any quiet spots to have a smoke
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>>35621979
Well colour me surprised. Now I really regret selling off the 3DS
Wish my PS2 hadn't died as well
>>
>>35621820
yes

>>35621825
VERY good in bed, she's done things that I didn't even know were possible
nice figure (though it might be better if she put on a little bit of weight)

>>35621910
flip a coin
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>>35622020
>flip a coin

persona it is
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>>35621939
>>35621775
>So we showed you the 200,000 rochdale property what do you think?
>"It's a bit pokey isn't it dear?"
>"Yes and we'd have to do something about the smell"
>"To be honest I don't think we're really looking for a terraced property in such a rough area"
>>
>>35622020
I kind of meant her ethnicity and build and what not. At least she's decent in bed
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>>35621344
I do like dicks, also posting. Want to suck dick and post with me?

Wank time soon haha
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>>35621910
Nier on PC or PS
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>>35622071
>"I think you need to compromise. It's a diverse area"
>"It just doesnt have the wow factor"
>"Finding a house for your budget in the area you want is going to be tricky"
>>
>>35621939
they always want fucking horses as well
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Anyone want some wankitnow stuff while I'm in a sharing mood?
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>>35622148
Any milfs dominating the fuck out of teenage girls?

If not, then I'll pass.
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>>35621865
It's 30 quid in cex, 35 on amazon, 32.50 at game but availability seems dodgy, grainger games sells it for a penny under 30 and it looks like hmv doesn't evem stock it
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>>35622148
yis plz chap
Patrician taste
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>>35622267
Cool. Uploading now. Just gonna snort some heroin of Hitlers face and have a cig.
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>>35622148
Fuck they look rough
>>
lads help me out

should i have a bag of chili heat wave doritos or mini cheddars?
>>
Poleboo come on steam ffs
>>
>>35622328
Where does he stream - hitbox or twitch?
>>
>>35622319

heat wave doritos, no contest
>>
>>35622328
why would you want to interact with that paki
>>
>>35622319
Mini cheddars, no contest
>>
>>35621881
i only found her after another anon posted her pic. but yeah she is cum inducing
beat the tablet, but only just. slepu time now
>>35621940
it is yes.
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>>35622360
steam as in steam lad
>>35622386
he's one of us
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>>35622319
both

this isn't going to be original
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>>35622409
>he's one of us
No he isn't. He'll always be an outcast from a group of outcasts. He's lowest of the low.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhDTdd7VTY0

having a comfy nite ladz
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>>35622409
My eyes had a disabled moment
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>>35622488
Need asian gf in my life again
>>
>>35622455
Like this board is anonymous, why do people pretend like they wouldn't film their roomates and have a wank if they had the balls to do it? Don't hate poley because he had the confidence to claim that pussy for himself.
>>
shit lads this prozzie is perfect. i'm very tempted.
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>>35622508
>He's had a gf
you know the frog noise
>>
>>35622543
Don't forget to check for reviews
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>>35622533
We're all depraved individuals but it's very rare than any of us would stoop that low
>>
>>35622543
What are your thoughts on having a prozzie sit on you face, lads?
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>>35622533
I live in a student flat with 3 girls and the thought of that has never crossed my mind
>>
>managed to make a beer last the whole night
Talk about frugal
>>
>>35622676
>he has the money to drink
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>>35622226
thanks for having a look. i guess i will just order it off amazon if they dont have it in town
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>>35619120
Oooh that sounds lovely!
Still rolling, I've gotten pretty good at it though, i think you'd be proud!
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>>35622543
shes a big girl for you
do you pay her in pizza?
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>>35621986
Do you actually like anyone in britfeel?
are you in junlads harem?
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>Landlord texts me to turn off the lights when I'm not using them and not to boil oil in a pot because "it's dangerous"

1. I turn off the lights when I go to bed, they cost pennies to run anyway

2. I fry chips in the pot and stand there watching it to make sure nothing happens

We're all adults here, I think we can handle a pot of oil. Cheap russian whore kike. I'm gonna ignore her text and keep doing what I've been doing.
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>>35622621
i'd love it lad
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>>35622722
i like them big. i'm skinny myself but i'm not really attracted to skinny girls
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>>35622621
Nah, doesn't sound like a good idea. But cucky
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>>35622726
I leave my living room lights on at night as a safety measure. Like you said, it's only pennies
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>>35622797
>Not wanting sloppy seconds after Abdul has bred them whores
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Do you think the Furher would approve?
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>>35622878
haha, I suppose white is right?

Was it not his birthday recently?
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>>35622903
I believe it's April 20th
>>
Stop being a pleb and listen to something patrician now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAPg1c1tWHY

>What are you listening to

>anyone else drunkposting
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>>35622927
Maybe it was elliots.

Did you buy all of that WIN shit?
Also, what does the high feel like?
>>
>>35622705
No problem. Always hate having to look around at different shops looking for something. Especially on the weekend.
>>
how well can you lads speak to strangers in public?
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>>35622968
>Did you buy all of that WIN shit?
Yes. It was a bit of a spurg but I like having hours of 4k porn on a harddrive that I can watch whenever
>what does the high feel like
Imagine you've spent a long, cold night walking home. It's been miles and hours and your feet ache and you're fucking exhausted. You know that satisfying feeling when you finally get inside and kick off your shoes? It's like that only it's as if your soul has been walking for a hundred years and it can finally relax.
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>>35622752
Patrician taste from a skinny man. Just like me.
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>>35622726
Need to start mining bitcoins on her dime lad
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>>35622946
Noel Fielding is getting desperate
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>>35623019
Pretty good. Although I'll torture myself about it afterwards.
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>>35622878
Easy to remember thanks to these madlads
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>>35623019
Not well. Not sure why you'd want to do that though
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>>35623094
Kek'd

Still pleb
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>>35622878
He was on all kinds of fucked up meds, so yes.
>>
Been given 6 hours a week because my manager told me my depression has worsened my performance, and wants me to focus on getting better.
What am I supposed to do? I'm living month to month already because of low hours, can I get any bennies or something else?
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>>35620430
>Mohamed wasnt a pedo because he fucked 9 year olds, which is older than 1 year olds
Do you even listen to yourself?
>>
>>35623212

GET UC, you can get partial bennies if you work 6 hours a week
>>
>>35623212
maybe your abuse of benzos are leading to your depression and affecting your work habbits.
Just sayin.
>>
>>35623283
>Expecting muslims to make any fucking sense
>>
>>35622946
Playing this full volume. come at me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
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>>35623408
t. on my headphones
>>
Just realized im not gay i just have a cock and cum fetish
>>
MY DINGALING
MY DINGALING
I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DINGALING
MY DINGALING
MY DINGALING
I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DINGALING
>>
Should I meet up with a trap lads?
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>>35623599
Ah, that's good. If you were a faggot you wouldn't be allowed here.
>>35623621
No, ''she's''' mine
>>
>>35623621
sure

just keep in mind that they're for fucking
not for relationships
since they're all mentally ill
>>
>>35623618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HmeLARiZiA
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>>35619271
Made carrot cake and watched some slayers, now it's time for bed desu

Night lads
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>>35623682
>carrot cake
Absolutely gay lad
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>>35623658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny_cPMJaImk
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Where is the WIN at senpai
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>>35623793
Sorry part 1 uploaded but then I got all high and sweaty and forgot. Few minutes more senpai.
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>>35623846
Thanks, bro. Enjoy the high.
>>
Anyone seen Iron Fist? Is it worth a watch?
>>
>>35623711
As it goes Chuck Berry just died man

Idk if that is why you posted the my dingaling but its sad shit all the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T16V1nPEvkE

Vaya con dios means go with God
>>
>>35624058
it's a bit slow from what I've seen
though it's better than luke cage
>>
>>35624106
I thought Cage was mostly good. Got a bit silly at times though.
>>
you lads should consider saving your mana and avoiding wanking.

good night
>>
>>35624104
Cue redditors pretending they were big fans.
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>>35624175
I dont wank much these days. Just cant be bothered.
>>
>Fuck woman without protection
>Check her facebook periodically to see if she mentions pregnancy
>Since 4 months after, she hasn't posted a single picture where he lower half is visible.
>>
>>35624278
Kek. If she hasn't come after you yet I think you're safe.
>>
>>35624242
Thats the annoying thing

Every youtube video will be full of that rip in peace shit

I used to listen to him but not anymore, I just remember vaya con dios being my favourite song of his, and its uncanny what it means in Spanish
>>
>>35624311
It's too early for that yet, she'd wait till its too far to terminate
>>
>>35624334
Why would she wait though? He can't force her to terminate.
>>
>>35624278
why did you fuck her without protection? i have fucked a girl with out protection but she told me she was on the pill and showed me them
>>
>>35623913
>>35622148
Fucking finally. Sorry about the wait

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/v0rqiw2c0ceiuyw/AAA3-gUrJvxS3PCqgj7V6R3Ma?dl=0
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>>35624278
>be normie
>do normie things
Out.
>>
>all three of the girls I was chatting to on Whisper have started ignoring me.

I had a 15yo anorexic I was trying to coach. A pyromanic 16yo. An early 20s tumblr-looking type who sent face pics fairly early on, unprompted who I was legit warming to and now it's like they never existed.

Everytime I try to reach out to people it just gets pissed back in my face. Hate it.
>>
>>35624526
women have too many options. they will drop guys like nothing unless they really like them
>>
>>35624370
i-is it good anon? Validate me pls.
>>
>>35624558
I was hoping I could at least get the mentally ill ones dependant on me but some other cunt probably swooped in and wasn't scared to make all-or-nothing plays.

I didn't want to scare them off but being demanding pays off, I guess. If it fails the you just move on
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>>35624526
>15
you want to be in one of those programs?
>>
>decide to get a mcdonalds as a treat
>it wasn't that good
>feel like shit after eating it
>go to bed at 5 with a sore stomach
>wake up at 9 covered in sweat after a nightmare
>get to sleep again
>another nightmare
>wake up now
>stomach still sore

fuck this
>>
>>35624614
mid fap, ty man. WIN is the good shit
>>
Watching Britain on the Fiddle on iPlayer. All about people cheating their bennies
>>
>>35624354
if she waits she doesn't have to even have the "why don't you abort" argument
>>
>>35624620
>some other cunt probably swooped in and wasn't scared to make all-or-nothing plays.

probably, this is normally what happens. if a girl stops talking to me, she is normally with a fella in the following weeks. only way i have even went out with women is because they have asked me. normal guy ask out the girl fairly quickly. all the girls that asked me out, asked me with in a couple of days of texting.
>>
>>35624634
I just want friends. The 15yo has her birthday in a few months.
>>
This new Drake album is very good
>>
>>35624520

That man has a massive house, a wife and many children and has cult status on the internet

He is as normie as normie can be
>>
Who was that roastie who had a tumblr or something that she was charging access to her sexy pics? And I think one of us was going to pay and spread her pics?
>>
was watching this border control programme and a american woman had to pay a 300 dollars fine for having bananas in her bag when arriving home
land of the free eh
>>
>>35624736
But friends with a 15 year old with anorexia? How old are you?
>>
>>35624773
You also aren't allowed to walk across the road in America without breaking the law
>>
>>35624784
I'm 24 and I don't have any friends :(
>>
>>35624841
Where do you live? Maybe become friendly with one of us?
>>
>>35624773
america is a shit country and i feel sorry for all the fools that have feel for the "greatest country of earth" nonsense

if you're white and don't live in western europe or nz/aus/can then you should move

i say what cause obviously if you're for example japanese and live in japan you'll have a swell time
>>
>>35624861
I don't want to be friends with a nonce
>>
>>35624861
fuck off you ultra normie scum

most people don't have close friends
>>
>>35624900
>I'm creeping on a teen girl bcause lonely
>why dont you be friends with one of us lads
>no u a nonce
Last time I try to be nice to one of you cunts
>>
>>35624773
Food contamination is serious stuff, they wont want you bringing back potentially diseased food that could contaminate any crops in the country. This is especially important with something like bananas because the banana sold in supermarkets are all clones of each other, they are all descended from a single banana plant, and are the same genetically. So something that has contaminated one of them has the potential fuck up everything.
>>
>>35624918
There are people ITT who are online friends or occasionally meet up. Why are you such a bitter faggot?
>>
>>35624861
I've met people from 4chan before and it's never worked out.

And I'd like a girl as a friend.

>>35624936
That wasn't me.
>>
>>35624949
>online friends

Not real friends then.

>occasionaly meet up

Wow, they must be so close.

I'm a realist and you're a sad, delusional fool.
>>
>>35624977
>I'm a pathetic spaz monkey with no friends and I refuse to make any effort
Just kys and get it other with you bitter cunt
>>
Is there a better version of dropbox where they dont limit how many files you can have on your account?
>>
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>>35624977
I'm closer with people online than i've ever been with people irl.

i'd be even more a wreck if I didn't have online "friends" and 4chan desu, only thing thats kept me relatively sane and grounded
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>>35625008
This post really makes you sound good.

Clearly I'm talking to a real genius
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>>35625029
I'll always love you and be your friend lad
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>>35625029
i think 4chan has made me more bitter about life. the culture here is really edgy and negative. too late now. im a part of it. i hate reddit.
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>>35625050
Enjoy your sad lonely life.
>>
>>35625029
>>35625060
I love chatting to you guys. You're an enjoyable part of my day.
>>
>>35625075
Oh I really hit a nerve, didn't I?

Sorry anon, I didn't realise you were so sensitive.
>>
lads is baroque pop pretentious?
>>
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>>35625069
i'm bitter and cynical about everything, I barely do anything but shit on stuff. I think being negative and hating on stuff is just a coping mechanism for a lot of us losers

>>35625060
>>35625093
y-you too lads
>>
Do 24 hour coffee places not exist?

I think I'll have to buy a coffee machine or something.
>>
>>35625099
t. reddit spacing newfag who thinks anything he says has any lasting effect on anyone ever
>>
>>35625142
>If I call him more names that'll make me feel better.

Keep at it, champ.
>>
>>35625109
>baroque pop
I havent heard any but probably.
>>
>>35625177
>if I keep replying he'll get bored eventually and I'll 'win'
No more (you)s for you. Savour this last one.
>>
met up with a cute britfeeler and pounded his boy minge
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>>35624962
>>35624841
>>35624736
>>35624620


These are my only posts regarding the young women, just so we're clear. Can't be arsed with all this arguing
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>>35625214
Well at least you stopped your little insults, you've made some progress.
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>>35625215
>boy minge
That sounds gross. Dont call it that pls. How was it?
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>>35625264
According to him it was like a reverse shit in and out his boy clunge
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>>35625123
i can be bitter sometimes but i just think the attitude of people on here can be unhealthy sometimes. normies in real life are judgmental enough while a lot of people here can be just as bad, if not worse.

i was always destined to not fit in. i was weird and different from a kid.
>>
Just had two gaviscon and now I feel better.

Sucks that I slept from 5pm to midnight though.

I guess my sleep schedule is fucked again.
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>>35625309
>a lot of people here can be just as bad, if not worse.
This really bothers me too. People just shit on each other when this should be a place for weirdos of all varieties can feel free to talk about things.
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why do autistic kids' parent tell everyone their kid is autistic? i was selling these guys a bike the other day and 3 of them said he was autistic. he seemed sooo normal too.

you know those feels where you try so hard to suppress dumb shit like pushing people down the stairs that you get sensations in your muscle to being to push them, i was nearly calling the kid a fucking autistic retard. he was less retarded than me. but he was autistic... what the fuck am i then?
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>>35625373
I agree but lashing out at people is a thing that everyone does. You can't expect this place to be a utopia.
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>>35625351
>tfw go through multiple bottles of gaviscon a week
either I'm dieing or this my body crying for help
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>>35625375
>why do autistic kids' parent tell everyone their kid is autistic?

So if they do something autistic they don't have to explain after the fact, which would be harder to do.
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>>35625394
Either you have a really bad diet or you should go to a doctor.
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>>35625373
Yes we should just let niggers and pakis come here and talk about their shit.
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>>35625394
What is your diet like? Sounds pretty unhealthy desu.
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>>35625448
>niggers and pakis
Back to /pol/ you go
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I'm really bored, lads.

Feel like going a drive but it needs oil and I can't be assed doing that at night.
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>>35625409
if they never said he was autistic i would never had known.
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>>35625375
It annoys me because I have a legit autisitic family member than runs around screaming and shitting his pants. People use the label far too much.
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>>35625526
Yeah but they need to say just incase he does something mental and you're shouting "WHY IS HE DOING THAT? WHY IS HE DOING THAT?" and they are trying to explain he has autism.
>>
>>35625373
yeah, this is exactly what i mean.

>>35625392
>I agree but lashing out at people is a thing that everyone does

true but people do it so much here because its part of the culture. they see other people doing it so much with out being question, so they copy them. i mean people casually tell others to kill themselves
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Brothers, this night I have to print 2 papers in London. I just dont know where.
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>>35625555
>I have to print 2 papers in London
For what purpose?
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>>35625551
>i mean people casually tell others to kill themselves

I actively didn't use 4chan for a bit and when I came back it was disturbing to see this "kys" meme.

The internet is reaching critical point of offensiveness where everyone is trying their best to both be as offended as they can and also be as offensive as they can.
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>>35625598
My plane and train tickets(not uk trains).
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>>35625644
And you have to do it tonight, at 1am?
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>>35625555
Come to Glasgow and I'll print it for you
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>>35625656
I have it at 9.
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>>35625546
top motherfuckingkek. i can imagine that situation right now.
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>>35625621
i remember when i first came on 4chan. it must of been about 2 years ago and i had an argument with someone about criminality. cant remember exactly what the argument was about. main thing i do remember is thinking how degenerate people spoke to people they disagreed with. people on 4chan will call people retards, autisits and tell them to kys while trying to convince them of another opinion. you cant shame someone through stigma and expect them to thoroughly consider your opinion. i know people do it because they are annoyed but its still wrong.
>>
Well Mass Effect is soon out so as to avoid spoilers I'm going to close this firefox window after I post this and I won't see you guys for a while.

Bye all. Love you.
>>
in a threesome, what does the first person to finish do? Do they just sit there while they other 2 keep going?
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>>35625821
Make a sandwich a la friends
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>>35625820
shepard dies at the end
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>>35625889
this guy is just talking shit btw.
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>>35625820
You choose between a red door and a blue door.
>>
Why London is so bad btw?
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>>35625963
It's just a horrible mish mash of all the worst people the country has to offer.
>>
Heroin is comfy as fuck lads.
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>>35625963
London is the greatest country in England
>>
Yo lads, I just took a pill of ecstasy by myself and I have an insatiable urge to talk to people

What do I do?
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>>35626153
>talk to us
>go on chat roulette or something
>find a webcam whore to talk to
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>>35626153
what do you want to talk about?

you could talk to us or try talking to people on stuff like omegle
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>>35626199
Anything man

Preferably instant convo

This is too slow for me right now, understandably
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>>35626153
>Just took a swedger by myself
For what purpose lad?
If I was you I would have gone out and did it.
Eccies on your can lead to a pretty bad time.

t. an eccyhead circa 2003-2008
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>>35626111
>>35626153
Webcam chatroom for all the high lads when?
>>
>>35626257
>just learned now that ecstasy and mdma are the same drug
>only ever done mdma
>can now relate to ecstasy posts

good feel
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>>35626260
Shall we make a Skype group?

>>35626257
I have no friends and I used to do ecstasy when I had friends, was one of the best experiences of my life. sadly.
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>>35626298
>Shall we make a Skype group?
I'm really high and wouldnt no how to do that. If enough robots were interested I'd join though
>>
>>35626373
>>35626260

I would join but I don't get high any more. Just fancy someone new to talk to
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>>35626296
Good lad, come join the club.
>>35626298
>I used to do ecstasy when I had friends, was one of the best experiences of my life.
I know those feels lad, I stopped too when my friends all 'grew up' got real jobs and we all stopped getting wrecked.

Eccies are the only drug I want to do again. I've always said that one day I'm going to have a big mad for it weekend. A few guys at my work are the same.
>>
>>35626402
Sober lads are welcome of course.
>>
>>35626402
>>35626433
any of you lads gonna whip your dick out haha
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>>35626497
Bit gay, are you a bender?
>>
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
>>
I've made a room on a site. d-do you guys wanna hang out? How many are we?
>>
>>35626497
Calm yourself junlad haha
>>
Evening lads. Who night cru here?
>>
>>35626653
depends what kind of site it is laddo
>>
>>35626677
>what kind of site
tiny chat
>>
>>35626704
send us the link, lad.
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Who else is enjoying a /refreshing cup of tea/ at 2am?
>>
>>35626739
Earl Grey, you?
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>>35626669
>night cru
English lad, what you yammering on about?

I work nightshifts if that's what your getting at, so I'm always awake at this time.

Currently re-reading The Sandman comic series. On the third trade paperback.
>>
>>35626726
tinychat com/5ikad4

I'm really high and nervy
>>
>>35626744
no, duke of york
har har har
>>
>>35626373
>>35626431
>>35626402

Add me lads. Need you all as contacts to make a group

iiiiiiig1996

^skype user
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Alri lads we're all just back from the lash then? How was your night? Pull any fit birds?
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>>35626744
Yorkshire tea because I can get big boxes in bulk, I drink several cups a day to fuel my caffeine addiction.
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>>35626739
Drinking Tetleys like the poorcunt I am.
#quality teabags

>>35626771
>back from the lash
nah lad. Too old to be doing that now.
Me and the other lads get together for a wee cheeky sunday sesh and discuss fitbaw, birds, TV, vidya, work and some talk about their kids.
>>
>>35626756
your room looks like a porn studio clive
>>
>>35626771
I didn't go anywhere apart from the swings at the playground earlier.
>>
>>35626768
Come on lads lets end this boredom
>>
>>35626771
>girl I'm talking to hates guys like this

smug feel knowing a loser like me can get a girl they can't. The benefit of insecure weebs
>>
>>35626801
I do appreciate a Yorkshire cuppa but the Earl Grey has a distinct flavour to it that gives me a kick.
>>
>>35626768
>>35626756
Just join this hi
>>
>>35626863
Let me know what your usernames are on here lads
>>
>>35626768
>>35626863

calm down GCHQ
>>
>>35626890
>>35626768
What's going ooooooooon?vdvssd
>>
hello lads

neet and not proud

how do i climb out of this hole
>>
I have to be up at 7am for a 9 hour shift lads. Probably just play the Witcher 3 until 6am, power nap for an hour then go to work. I wasn't meant for a life of wagecucking
>>
>>35626756
Can we all join this and try to get him to show his knob?
>>
>people with friends and lives unironically post on r9k
why? why not fuck off
>>
>>35627110
>having friends and a life means your happy

Explain this
>>
>>35627105
I joined it and left because it was pretty depressing.
>>
>>35627142
dont care whether you're "happy" or not m8, nothing to do with being a normie. r9k isn't just for "sad" people otherwise every cunt who posts about their ""depression"" on facebook would be on here
>>
>>35627162
Yeah sorry about that lads. I thought you could all be on cam at the same time there.
>>
>>35626768
Sent you an add lad
>>
Why the fuck did I just venture into a rekt thread on gif? I know bad stuff happens in the world but now I'm just worrying.
>>
We doing this skype thing or what?
>>
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>>35627110
>he thinks /r9k/ is for the /sp/ memers who >tfw no gf
Lad, calm down. Why do you faggots think you run this board. The 'failed' normies were here first lad.

>>35627323
>rekt on gif
Fuck that.
I like the ones on WSG and I like fight threads, but fuck watching NSFW rekt threads. I don't have the stomach for it. There is a guy at my work who loves that shit though and keeps coming in with new videos to show us. I just tell him it's not for me.
To be fair, I'm 100% sure he posts here.
>>
>>35627397
It was literally some poor kid being beheaded with a blunt blade, I don't see how anyone can enjoy that.
>>
>>35627397
No idea what you're on about /sp/ mate but kindly fuck off
>>
>>35627466
But he's right, there's no specific definition of a robot. This board wasn't always a safe place for social recluses, you're lucky you were allowed here in the first place
>>
Join the Skype group

iiiiiiig1996
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>>35627466
/sp/ created the no gf meme.
Then because failed normies came here too, it spread here... and all over 4chan to be fair.
Then losers thought this was the place for them.

You know moot deleted this board first time because it became a board for sadfags bitching about normies.
>>
>>35627590
wonder what his boipucci is like
>>
It rains every time i go outside, every fucking time, even if it isnt forecast, does god hate me?
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>"hey anon you should get tinder"
>I'm okay
>"but you can have sex"
>I get by fine

why do normies care about sex so much?
>>
>>35628060
they have no other enjoyment in life
>>
>>35628060

if i got tinder id get constantly rejected, and probably recognised in person by a girl who rejected me and get pointed and laughed at by stacies
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>>35628060
see
>>35628074
Plus they've been told sex is the end goal for as long as they live. It's hardwired.
I mean, sex is good, but I can get by wanking and getting enjoyment elsewhere.
I get the best of both worlds though, have a wife and still get to enjoy my other interests.
>>
>>35628089
they're already laughing lad
>>
>>35628156

i know they are/do but at least they dont laugh because they recognise me from a dating app
>>
>>35628060
I lost my virginity a couple months ago and it honestly is over rated as fuck. I can't even be happy that I lost my virginity because now I wish I kept it for someone I loved
>>
>>35628233
Who did you lose it to?
>>
>>35628233
>why robots shouldnt lose the virginity to a prostitute, the post.
>>
Anyone else here kind of a shitty person?

>order something from newegg
>it works just fine
>want to email them saying the box was empty to get a refund

I probably shouldn't have ordered something so expensive when I don't have that much money but I really needed more ram....should I do it? One stick is too light for them to really be able to tell if I'm lying.
>>
>>35628320
>>35628346
It was a drunken one night stand with some girl in a club but yes, I reckon prozzies would be the same feeling
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>go to a 21st of someone from school
>old school friends talking about how they were at a party last night and a drunk girl wanted to have a threesome with them
>they said no because they didn't want to see another guy's dick
>stand there silently because I have nothing to add to the conversation
>>
>>35628486
Don't be a dick lad. I mean they're insured for that kind of shit, but don't be a dick.
>they didn't put 'x' product in the bag.
We have people try that shit all the time at my work, but we have CCTV.
>>
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>>35628736
>3 (you)'s

thanks lad
>>
>>35628736
6 dubs nice

how the fuck isn't this original
>>
>>35628767
please will you go on a dateu with me smelly boy?
>>
>>35628904
depends, sell yourself to me
>>
>>35628965
I don't really have any selling points
>>
>>35629003
guess that makes two of us
>>
>>35628767
If you're not gonna watch the thing at least make the new thread!
>>
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How much of a normie are you lads?
>>
>>35629054
your not my dad

but you are cute
>>
having an absolute cunt of an athsma attack, without in inhailer
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>>35629128
Made me smile
night qt
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