Suicide

i'd try cyanide

>>35618544
i dont want to do shit but die

i would take like 5 tabs then later in the day shoot smack and take loads of xans and drink a few shots then inhale some feelium

>If you guys were suicidal
Implying most of us aren't

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Fuck off with these threads. Either do it or dont. Dont make a parade out of it.
Faggot

>>35618544
Heroin I mean might as well right

i would probably kek my loved ones into oblivion by providing a treasure hunt that goes on for a month or so and then leads to a piece of paper that just has the words "fuck you" written on it. seems fun

>>35618640

Q: shut it

A: you... Shut it, coward

Multiple choice-

You are:

1: a FAGGOT

The correct answer was 1:

>>35618544
Normies have this weird preconception that suicidal people feel no inhibitions because they have nothing to lose, so they're free to experience everything life has to offer - things that people attached to life wouldn't dare to try. They see this as liberating and perhaps appealing in a way. "Maybe you'll go bungee jumping, or hiking in the rainforest with just a pocket knife and change your mind". What suicidal people actually feel partaking in these exciting and joyous activities is for the most part nothing, emptiness followed by existential dread. Imagine being brought to an enormous table filled with delicious exotic dishes, told that they're delicious and you should taste them before you do anything rash, except you no longer have a sense of taste or smell and eating brings you no joy. In fact, nothing brings you joy anymore and most things that should feel neutral actually upset you and cause you pain - since even the experience of 'baseline existence', merely existing, living, breathing, being passively aware of the society around you and your place in it, brings you mental anguish, you want to put an end to your consciousness, your individuality, your very self. There's no trying out shit for fun when you're balls deep in suicidal depression and anhedonia - you can't really experience things like curiosity or pleasure in that state and your energy levels are too low to put in the effort to try new things.

>>35618544
To get the high score. It is what any good robot would answer.

>>35619931
This has to the be most autistic attempt at calling someone a faggot.