Literally how the fuck do you keep a woman entertained?

>>35617090
Pretend she's 8. Dig out coloring books and funny animal videos.

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>>35617090
>Literally how the fuck do you keep a woman entertained?
by only doing things she's interested in, if you want the pussy and ain't Chad it's the only way

act as obnoxious, aggressive and disgusting as possible

also don't be a weeb

literally why would you want to do this if you have to ask
horrible
every use of your time is going to be more fruitful

>>35617090
the only loyal, creative and kind women i've met are into bdsm so get urself a kinky gf and it'll be fine

>>35617090
Dude, who the fuck cares? Treat them like afterthoughts at best.

Who cares just entertain yourself.

>>35617272
This.
Girls love coloring books and animal videos.
Don't constantly talk down to them, but treating them like an 8-year-old is the easiest most effective way

>>35617090
Compliments, affection, long-term promises.

If in person - All of the above + snuggling

>>35617090
by being a Chad asshole.

also abs so she can fantasize about them every day and talk to her friends/coworkers/family how great her boyfriend is. Girls love a man they can talk about every day and that is essentially how they get off.

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>>35617775
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>>35618748
the only correct answers m8

>>35617090
That's a beta question. She should worry about entertaining you and keeping you. You must be seen as the prize for her, not the other way around.