My sister is a masturbation terrorist she always leaves the

>>35611991
Do you not have a bedroom with a lock? How often are you wanking?

Jack off in your room or in the bathroom you fucking barn animal? And lock the door. This is entirely your fault.

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My sister almost caught me but I hid.
She does know what kind of porn I watch tho because I kept the tab open accidentally.

Make your sister suck your dick. Simple as that.

>>35611991
Go to pornhub or whatever and search "sister catches brother jerking off".
Then you will know what to do

>>35612013
>>35612012
I'm in my room but nonetheless she hears the fiddling and the sudden movements when she opens the door

>>35611991
She did it again i'm fuckin done, i'm not mastrubating until i'm certain she's actually away for like an hour, i don't even want to anymore

>>35612178

Shitty roleplay thread

Kys

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>>35612178
Get some white noise? Just play something inoffensive on your bookshelf speakers?

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You have it on easy mode if you can get off with just your hand. I had to use this noisy thing.

>>35612061
Do you watch fucked up shit, cause i'm into bdsm belts leather and stockings mmhm

>>35612319
>tfw can't into that for a while after seeing Robert Ben Rhoades photos

>>35612345
Give a fuck i love stockings and belts

I'm really into goth and industrial as well so i guess it just connects, i don't only listen that shit tho but just like fetishes sometimes you just can't help it

>>35611991
Hi OP

Here's what you do:

Let it happen, stop being awkward about it and joke with her about it. At first hide it when she see's and tease her about not giving you privacy at later more casual times in the day

And then after a while when you're both more comfortable, continue after she walks in and tell her you're not stopping and she should leave

And then a while later she'll be so comfortable with you masturbating she'll just hang out while you're doing it

And before you know it you'll be balls deep in her pussy

>>35612405
I'm not into incest but thx's anyway

Grills have so many obligations they're always on frantic autopilot and don't notice shit. Stop worrying about it.

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>>35612428

it's not incest if you use a condom

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She clearly craves the BBC (Big Brotherly Cock)
Give her what she's been longing for her whole life

>>35612428
is she so ugly? kek

>hurr just lock your bedroom door!!
you guys are fucking idiots. everyone knows what you're doing when they try to open your door but can't because it's locked. also, the sounds make everything so obvious

>he locks his door
>suspiciously silent for 20 minutes
>he unlocks his door again and goes to the bathroom to take a piss and wash his hands for way too long
>goes back to his room and doesn't lock the door this time

hmmm i wonder what happened here. you guys are retards.

>>35612474

this was very illuminative, thanks

>>35613108
I always lock my bedroom door, even in my own place. There's no reason not to.

>>35613127
and what is the mental illness that caused this?

Oh man you are bringing memories back
>19yr autist me
>No problem with sis or mom walking but one day happened
>Embarassing as fuck, sister quickly closed the door, teased me about it at the diner
>Always bullied me for this
>started going out, got a really nice qt, looked like kendall jenner (got cucked later anyway)
>Home alone, she on top of me
>sister walks in , Was too drunk to function just looked at he
>started screaming about how she will tell my parents
>Bootleg Kendal Jenner didn't care, just looked at her and said: shut the fuck up and come suck my tit, you will enjoy
>She told my mom about everything, got in trouble
>sister was 13