i honestly have to pee so bad right now

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Why do you hold it in anon? Why nod let it all go and wash your troubles away?

>>35611249
Then grab a bottle and open the flood gates, fren.

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>>35611361
well i know for a fact that i am unable to get out of bed at the moment so i guess the real debate is whether i should soil my sheets or not. i think i might do it but that means i'm going to have to sit in it for the foreseeable future which might not be so good

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>>35611382
dog ate bottle and for that i am surely doomed

>>35611387
>>35611395
these two images should be switched

>>35611395
open the window and uncork your cock, fren.

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>>35611430
live in a closet converted to bedroom there is no window and for this i am surely doomed

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>>35611447
Surely you may piece a small hole in the wall of where you dwell? With this you can be rid of all waste you have

>>35611447
Then grab an old shoe and unshackle your shlong, fren.

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>>35611465
alas these walls are steadfast and i carry no contraption with which to bore them. what cruel fate it is to be human!

>>35611484
i have no shoes, i live in southern california so i only have flip flops, for this i am surely doomed

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>>35611525
oops forgot to post a migi

are you all south americans?

the only people who post this thing are south american

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>>35611512
I give you my highest sympathies, but may suggest soiling your garments and then setting them aflame?

>>35611525
Then open your mouth and exhaust your extremity.

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>>35611560
fie! a pox upon thee mighty should they never know such strife! in such dire regard i yet again be without means! i carry no torch nor tinder, no flame may i bear!

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>>35611583
I suppose this is the only remaining option. if this is how it must end, cheers. thank you all for guiding me through this. for this i am surely blessed.

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>>35611617
Perhaps if one has a crack underneath his closet door he may be able to soak a rag and slide it through this gap!

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>>35611667
ah, i see. How cruel must fate be to force such a uncouth action upon mortal man. I bid you good harvest. Steadfast

Good thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcH56_96O40

>>35611387
Why can't you get up? Start by just sitting up for a minute so you don't get dizzy, and then get up, stumble to the toilet, and try to get most of it in there.

100tifico hijueputa

>>35611387
I've been in this situation before. What I do is blast the piss off the side of the bed onto the carpet, that way only the last dribbles of the stream get in your bed and you can worry about the bulk of the mess later