>In the woods >See her Wat do?

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>>35611036
Run away as fast as I can

>>35611036
I prepare to dominate her and filled her with my seed. Its only natural

>>35611036
Take her home, clean her, teach her English, and try to teach her about society.

>>35611036
I don't know, have sex with her? Kill her? What kind of answers are you looking for?

>>35611100
"Yous gone ta Thomas Jefferson that dere fine sow ass wit yo cracker-ass dick, missa?"

>>35611036
Do a 360 and get the fuck out

>>35611036
ask hey why her hair and face is did if she was lost in the woods or is a wood creature

>>35611164
More like "get the fuck straight"

>>35611036
Holy shit, a black person in the woods

>>35611127
Well I'm a nigger but basically yes. I want women as slaves and that includes black women

>>35611231
newfag spotted.
oringo

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Chop her hands of for not harvesting enough rubber

>>35611036
Probobly ask what happaned and if she was seperated with another person

>>35611036
Call her a stupid nigger

>>35611519
So what? I've never been new here or somewhere else? You are fucking stupid.

>>35611036
Reenact my Primitive Technology videos. Build a hut and make a life with her.

>>35611036
I prepare to be dominated and have my seed extracted. It's only natural

>>35611036
I dunno, ready a weapon and prepare to flee maybe?

>>35611036
I rolI for initiative.

>>35611036

Fuck cause mulattos are sexy af.

>>35612130
this would actually be pretty comfy for a week or two

>>35611036
I might be a sex fiend but I still don't want to catch a venereal disease

>>35612130
Stop making primitive technology videos.

>>35612057
Lurk moar, faggot

(Please, refrain from posting until you have at least child's grasp of memes and 4chan culture)

>>35612057
Newfriends are expected to lurk for a while before posting. That has been the culture here since the beginning.

I like to liken it to how immigrants should adapt to a countries culture to before being settled in. Else they just form their own shithole communities.

>>35611036
Cast an ice spell. Spriggans are shit lords.

she better have her legs spread when I get down

>>35612546
IoI what the fuck is wrong with you? XD

>>35611036
Leave this creature's natural habitat.

>>35612326
l think they're cool.

>>35611036
Have sex with her. No matter what.

>>35611036
this is bait and im about to be killed or enslaved by a pack of wild niggers

>>35611036
take pics of her for later and make out with her and grope her tits but not fuck her, because im not carrying any condoms and don't want to fucking a pussy covered in dirt

>>35611036
dunno, obviously with her looks and dyed hair i'd assume that shes in some weird photoshoot and she got lost or some shit. what i'd do depends entirely on whether or not i had a mask or something to obscure her vision.

>>35611036
Ask if she needs help, she was probably raped by tyrone and thought she was dead so he left her in the mud.

My brother has a mulatto gf and she's fucking hot as hell.

>>35612642
Mulattos have no natural environment ;-;

>>35611036
>lets go back to my cabin and get you ready to bear my babies

>>35611036
Sorry but rape

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>>35613499
sure they do, its called way down south in Dixie!

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>>35613520
>bear
You called anon?

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>>35611036
>whisper to the ranger in the party to check if there's any hidden entities around us
>he confirms there's a bunch of them in trees and bushes, all seemingly ready for an ambush
>our warrior attempts a diplomacy check but he fails because the creatures aren't intelligent enough to reason with
>I roll a D20 and cast Ray of Frost cantrip
>It hits the women, does 3 points of damage and slows her movement by 10 feet
>quickly the druid responds and attempts to entangle her but he fails
>an archer from one of the trees shoots an arrow and misses because the roll was under the armor class of the targeted ranger from our party
>the woman gets closer to our party but due to my Ray of Frost she is a few tiles away from us and cannot engage into melee combat
>our cleric fiddles with his items and prepares for any incoming attacks
>we hear rustlings in the trees, silhouettes jumping everywhere from tree to tree getting closer to our position
>DM makes us do an initiative check
>I'm the first to move
>DM tells me to do a perception check
>I roll exactly 15, the required number for the event
>one tree close to our position seems to be halfway cut
>I tell the warrior to prepare his axe and cut down the said tree using his mighty axe
>then I cast Thunder Wave
>the female enemy fails the constitution saving throw, the warrior is unaffected and the ranger gets pushed back with minimum damage just out of the range of that pesky archer who shoot at him in the previous turns
>the archer now only having me in his field of vision shoots an arrow at me
>it penetrates my armor class and I take 4 points of damage
>cleric comes closer to me and casts Cure Wounds on me
>I get healed back to full hitpoints
>the warrior cuts down the tree, making both the user in the tree take fall damage and die while the tree falls on another tree, shaking off the archer that shoot me
>druid casts some kind of vine that penetrates his armor class, pulls him closer to us and causes 2 points of damage

>>35613545
>tfw I'm a mulatto from texas

Don't remind me

>>35611036
take her home and tell her to eat all the eggs

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>>35613581
aw hell, wouldn't call texas dixie. i'd call texas texas!

iunno man, i wish you good fortune and all. pretty lily-white myself so i can't viscerally imagine the life of someone shaded a bit different, but i've seen pretty good race relations and general sort of "ease" with which people accept their racial identity

>>35613637
You're cool anon, good luck to you. People treat me well although i am in a grey area in life but it's taught me to be more individualist and i'm thankful for that

>>35611776
This guy was probably worse than hitler desu, Congo would still be a shit hole today but it wouldn't that special kind of shit hole we see in central Africa

>>35613569
the fuck level are you guys to be doing such piddly damage but facing that complex of an encounter?

DM's wack, needs to learn how to ramp up things so it gets more interesting the better you become.

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>>35613569
>our ranger takes out his bow and shoots the fastest arrow I've seen
>he rolls 20 at the D20 and our DM tells us this will deal double damage
>ranger rolls enough damage to pierce the archer in the forehead, part of his brain scattered near the ground where he fells
>the female enemy gets enraged and her claws grow in size
>she lunges at the nearest ally of her which is the warrior
>she penetrates his armor class of 17 and causes a lot of damage due to striking twice and bonus finesse damage from the claws
>her allies are scared and flinch during their turn, unable to move
>our warrior is badly injured
>my turn comes and I cast my final spell of the day, a fireball that bursts her into flames, causing bonus damage due to her weakness to fire, making her turn into ashes as she dies screaming in agony
>cleric rushes to our warrior to heal him
>warrior shouts a battle-cry that makes all other enemies flee in fear of what just happened
>I'm not even sure if he's allowed to but it passes as an Intimidation check
>our party gains experience
>we find on the ground near the ashes of the woman what looks to be a miniature statue of a nymph
>we don't even know how the fuck that woman could carry such a thing while naked
>DM tells us the session is now over
Fuck man.

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Why are mulatto and quadroon girls so god tier?

>>35613569
>>35613766
>tfw no party
Eh, I could've done it on my own.

>>35613756
to be fair, sometimes stuff just falls short

especially if its a lot of single die rolls and their modifiers aren't top tier, our druid's spells often do the same "oh I guess its only gonna do 3 damage this time" bullshit while I regularly one hit enemies because I'm a large sized martial character with 20str who attacks 3x per turn

>>35611036
I sell her to the local human trafficker for a sum of $25,000

>>35611246
Last time I saw a black person in the woods, they were hanging from my rope.

>>35613707
chopping hands off was the standard punishment in congo, and it was other congolese that enforced the rules.

>>35611036
Fuck her until my dick falls off

>>35611036
Yell BE GONE GIANT NEGRESS and run away

>>35611036
Impregnate her, as this opportunity may never come again.

>>35611036
Go into the next woods and do the same