Official Zodiac Thread

>>35610098
>tfw Virgo and 24 khv.
Stars were right. I was born to become virgin who looks like troll.

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>Cancer
Also what an unbelievably inaccurate description

Get the fuck out with this shit
ododo

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>>35610098
>Born 27th June
>Cancer

>Sensitive
Yep
>Friend-oriented
I used to be, nowadays I can't hold proper relationships
>Practical
I guess
>Hates to argue
Yes, all the arguing I do is in my mind, where every time I blow my opponents the fuck out, but in real life I just spill my spaghetti after two rounds
>Forgives, but doesn't forget
Half true, I still hate my old bullies, and dream of beating them to hospital.

>>35610204
What's your Moon sign?

>>35610207
Sagittarius

>Adventurous,
Only in my dreams
>friendly,
I try to be, maybe then I could get a friend
>optimistic,
Nope
>full of ideas,
Yes but I always fail to execute them
>Always on the move
Nope, I browse /r9k/, that's enough to debunk that
>Likes outdoors and travel,
Summer forest, yes, but not traveling
>hates anything boring and ordinary
Yes, but I always feel anxious when not in familiar space

Kind of mixed, 2bh

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>>35610207
>tfw Leo Sun Scorpio Moon

is that bad

>>35610320
>In your relations with others you demand absolute honesty. When you detect falsity and insincerity in your dealings with people, the sensitive and defensive side of your nature quickly appears. Petty jealousies and trite behavior repels you. You live more or less by your own set of rules, often trying to live up to some ideal or idol you have set up as a goal or inspiration. You are innately the philosopher in the way that you look at life and consider those around you. In many ways, you are a true "free spirit." While you are extremely polite and tactful, you seem to have no difficulty being firm and definite.

>>35610330
>There is a natural tendency for you to become very emotional and personally involved in problems or debates; it may be an understatement to say that your likes and dislikes are well-defined. Sometimes a bit of ranting and raging can result if you fail to keep a tight lid on your natural inclinations. Your success and happiness may depend on maintaining full control over your emotions and feelings, and directing your energies along constructive lines.You don't seem to rely on logic, intuition, or reason, but instead you react on pure instinct. High in moral attitudes, you draw the line on others quickly, and too readily judge others on your stated standards, which you may not always live up to yourself. Everything is colored by your personal biases, and you have little capacity for objectivity or detachment
See for yourself

>>35610098
>Virgo
Not a virgin
>Successful
Nope
>Creative
Not at all
>Likes to please
Only during sex
>Clever
Exact opposite
>Can lead others on
Nah I don't do that

>>35610098
>born July 11
>Cancer

>sensitive
well yeah in the sense that I get sad easily but no in the sense that I'm not sensitive to others
>friend oriented
what does that even mean lol, I mean yeah I have friends but I wouldn't say they orient me or whatever the fuck it means
>practical
also meaningless garbage but I guess I like do do things with my hands, but I think a lot too idk
>hates to argue
nah son I basically argue all the fucking time, I spend most of my evenings arguing with normies on normiebook or irl
>forgives, but doesn't forget
um idk, yeah I guess

>>35610383
>I have friends but I wouldn't say they orient me or whatever the fuck it means
it means you are orientally oriented by your friends oriantations. or the lack of, per se

>>35610383
>I spend most of my evenings arguing with normies on normiebook or irl
dat self justifiying detachment

Capricorn. Not much to say.

>>35610731
>Not much to say.
Anger issues?

>>35610799
No. I'm really chill. I have schizoid personality disorder. I have flare-ups of anger that I suppress when it slowly builds up over a small period of time when everything keeps going wrong--like being at work and having to work harder to pick up lazy and incompetent coworkers slack yet still being swamped, or planning out a trip to town and then having the bus to get there be super late or too early so I miss it and have to wait for another 15 minutes to a half hour.

But otherwise no.

>>35610845
>having to work harder to pick up lazy and incompetent coworkers slack
Why are you doing this?

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>MBTI's have evolved into literal zodiac threads

>>35610878
at least they're harmless

Aquarius sun Sagittarius moon master race btw

>>35610860
I don't anymore because I quit that job after feeling unappreciated and exploited.

It reflects badly on me if the job fails to get done and that negatively affects my ability to find employment in the future since I have almost no other entities to use as references; I need to be on top of things so they have nothing bad to say about should I need them to speak on my behalf

Didn't intend to, but this is a very capricorn answer, heh

I'm also an INTJ

>>35610098
who still follows horoscopes? don't get sucked down into that rabbit hole.
t. cancer

>>35611199
>who still follows horoscopes?
I'm more interested in natal charts where you can look for planets and houses interactions. It gives a bit more accuracy.
t. virgo

>>35610098
I don't set trends, my innovations don't have "it", people generally don't like me, I am distant so that's correct, and I'm eccentric only in the negative way.

>tfw robot aquarius who mostly fails at his own zodiac

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>>35610878
you knew it was coming

originally

>Cancer
>Hates to argue

I honestly don't know why people take these things seriously. One of my favorite things is to argue and play devils advocate.

>>35610098
aries
wew.
I mean it's true to a degree but I wouldn't say i'm brave by any margin

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>>35610098
Scorpio
But I'm submissive, dependent, and emotional.
Only thing I match from that stupid chart is secretive and wise. Though wise is a subjective term, so maybe not even that.
Coupled with my INFJ status, this just makes me an emo little pissbaby, desu

>>35610098
>Aquarius
>distant
>eccentric
>innovative
All me. Too bad I'm not admired.

Didn't the signs actually change like last year?

>>35612805
well at least you are self aware

>>35612824
that was like 10 years ago

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aquarius here

>sets trends
normies please
>innovative
eeh maybe
>admired
lmao
>distant
sure
>eccentric
sure

>>35610098
>Friend-oriented
>Practical
>Hates to argue(I'm on 4chan)
Come on

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Mfw I'm "the bull"

>>35610098
Libra here, dont know about irresistable, no one talks to me, but the others check out. if complicated love life means none, that is

>>35610098
Libra is the /r9k/ zodiac, all others are normie fucks and need to get out NOW

Redpill me on scorpios

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>>35614388
only in zoidac

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>tfw intj, scorpio, and "intellectually gifted"
>everything about me is edgy and pretentious without me even doing anything
>also a neet dumb ass who can't even enjoy being xxMy1st3rym4Nxx
Someone save me from my fate.

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>>35610098
>Sagittarius
>Loving
>insensitive, cold

Make up yer fuckin' mind

aquarius
>sets trends
i use memes a few months before they're used by normies so maybe
>innovative
i find new ways to procastinate so maybe lel
>admired
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>distant
yep
>eccentric
probably

6/10 description

>>35616310
a very original comment. i like your new found distant approach. its one of a kind, per se. praise worthy. mind if i use your ways?

im a leo

>creative
or schizophrenic but yes
>popular
nah im schizophrenic apparently
>faithful
I play pipe organ at my local church
>dominating,
only sexually
>too much pride
too much sauce

>>35610098
>Irresistible
nope
>adventurous
not really
>lavish
sometimes unfortunately
>Indecisive
often, yes
>Complicated love life
no love life

>>35616605
Oh sry that I forgot
>Libra

aquarius

>sets trends
yeah
>innovative
yeah
>admired
somewhat
>distant
yeah
>eccentric
somewhat

feels good being the best zodiac

>>35615262
Ur mum didn't think it was just in zodiac I sw8r it m8

>>35610098
>be a leo
>"popular"
>...
>bullied, shunned, rejected and hated all my life
so much for your chink-mumbo-jumbo.

>taurus
>"""hardworking"""
>wagecuck/student suicide combo
>agreed to cover someone's shift on a rare day I get off from school and work, because I don't want to cause any frustration

I just want to die. I never wanted to do this.

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Pisces here
>Alluring
My friends always want me around
>Free
Not sure what this means
>Sensual
I feel i could be if i ever got a chance
>Sensitive
Used to be but grew a bit of a shell to keep people i dont know out. I am open with family and friends 100% though. I like waiting for them to prove their loyalty first.
>Cant function alone
I can but im a simplistic person on my own. I have had days where my friends are busy and i just do uni work or study.

>>35617032
>friends

You don't have to lie.
If your not lying then please fuck off to /soc/ you normaloid shitstain

>>35617108
Ok robot i will. Its not like im a normie im a cyborg at best.

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>>35616825
ooh the mom joke. dammit you got me there

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>capricorn
>hardworking
>i'm a NEET living on NEETbux
>don't give a fuck about being at the top anymore