>trying to masturbate >can feel spirits of ancestors watching me

I think they'd be shitting themselves over modern life as a whole if they could see even an inkling of it

>>35609623
>trying to masturbate
>cat is watching
>guinea pig is watching
>dead grandpa is watching

>>35609623
>trying to masturbate
>i judge myself about how pitifully i look like
>want to cry
>continue to fap

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Holy shit, I tought I was the only one
It's the worst feel in the world.

>trying to masturbate
>2 month old is sleeping
>masturbate faster

>not being descended from a long line of proud masturbators

>>35609623
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can you say the same?
original oregano

>>35609733

This. The worst is when the porn fades to black and you catch your sad and sorry reflection in the monitor.

Same here.. feels shit to be a disapointment

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>have various pictures directly facing me in my fap room
>deceased grandparents from both sides
>jesus
>family pictures taunting me with their varying expressions

>>35609623
>trying to masturbate
>realize I'll never get a gf and that my sperm is noting but a waste of genetic material
haven't fapped since

One of my balls has gone all hard and lumpy, what should I do? Its been like that since around Christmas.

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I ALWAYS FUCKING HATE THIS FEEL.

WHY DO I KNOW THAT GOD IS DEAD, BUT STILL FEEL LIKE THEY ARE WATCHING ME MASTURBATE TO MY SHAMEFUL PORN.

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>>35609623
>spirit of dead uncle who molested me is watching
HE'S JERKING OFF IN HEAVEN
I KNOW HE IS

>>35609623
Roflo uses to do this as a kid.

>Masturbate. Feel bad because you genocided a potential generation of yourselves.

>>35610652
>molested you
>in heaven

>>35611010
There's nothing in the torah against rape.

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YOU'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR PURPOSE

>>35611062
Why are you fapping when your people are literally taking over the world

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>>35609623
Fuck my ancestors desu. Not my fault I came into existence, if they see me they shall feel ashamed for having created something like me. Stupid faggots kek.

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>>35609623
literally spooked lmao

>tfw your existence can be traced back to the dawn of man
>you're here because there's been a long line of tradition spanning for literally thousands of years of men and women fucking and impregnating each other
>you're getting closer and closer to the age your parents were when they had you and you haven't even seen a vagina
>you not having sex ends a tradition that has been in your family for literally as long as mandkind itself
>you cum your ancestors' tears

>>35611062
fuck off kike .s..,a.s

>trying to masturbate
>about to cum
>brain tries to sabotage me by making me think about female relatives
>carry on with cumming while thinking about mother
>feels slightly less enjoyable as a result

I want to cum without intrusive thoughts but unfortunately that is the minority of the time.

>>35609623
hha lesser

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>>35609623
>trying to masturbate
>can feel spirits of ancestors watching me
>it's suddenly 10x hotter

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>>35609623
>trying to masturbate
>can feel spirits of ancestors watching me
>medicine kicks in
>it's just the other people on the bus

>>35611222
Omg like, right?!

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>>35609811
I have never seen the end of a porn.

>>35609623
Sounds like you have an exhibitionist fetish.
Very weird you must be the type of guy that ends up jerking off on omegle all day every day of the week.