Femanon thread

>>35608333
No and no

End me pleaaaase

>>35608333
I really can't tell since you can't even see her tummy. This isn't a good judging image. But even still I'm a little chubbier so the answer would probably be no.

>>35608333
>nipple piercings

Why the fuck do roasties do this shit. Body mods are not fucking original, they aren't hot, and they don't make you look good in any conceivable way.

The next time I bring back one of you roasties to my house and I see a fucking piercing that isn't on your earlobe, im gonna bite it off.

>>35608362
>End me pleaaaase
How about I breed you instead?

>>35608362
where are the proofs? we need it for scientific reasons

>>35608412
Stop discouraging it. It's attractive to a lot of us.

>>35608450
it's one way to make flat hot I'll agree but if you think it's not a roastie warning sign you're delusional

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>>35608333
Fucking nose rings. Why do hot girls screw up their faces like that?

>bull nose piercing

>>35608496
To keep boys like you away

>>35608489
>roastie warning sign

It's basically a sign that says "I like pain and risky behavior". That's hot.

>>35608333
I'm not a fembot but, no, its rare to find a girl who's more attractive than this woman. that woman is at least 8/10

>>35608524
Cute angry fembot is cute and angry.

>>35608575
>IMG_7278
BRISBANE

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>>35608524
Do they have something against males who aren't in the livestock industry?

>>35608450
Because you're a fucking normie with horrendous taste for trashy looking girls.

By all means, go for it. But I ain't going to promote this shit as normal. It should be reserved for shunned turbo whores and nothing more.

>>35608333
No and no

Does that make you happy OP

>>35608596
ayyy I got muted for trying to post
B R I S B A N E
thanks for carrying the torch there anon

also back the fuck off!?!

>>35608549
>I like pain and risky behavior
Like catching gonorrhea from a slut?

>>35608636
>also back the fuck off!?!
*stabs you in the balls*

I'm the original Brisbane poster/gf beggar

>>35608524
what is wrong with not liking nose rings

>>35608333
No and no, I'm a disgusting sack of fat.

>>35608662
>I'm a disgusting sack of fat.
brisbane

>>35608611
No, they have something against boys who think a piece of jewelry "lowers girls value".

How would you react if your bf said he wanted to eat your ass?

>>35608671
toowoomba

>>35608678
I'd warn him that I'm an impatient wiper

>>35608662
I need to leech off someone for a few months so I dont kill anyone from psych issues

I mean
ayy bby u wan sum fuk?

>>35608683
>toowoomba
really?

>>35608696
You're free to leech as long as I'm the first victim of said psych issues.

>>35608709
so uhh
brisbane?

>>35608683
you poor bastard

>>35608701
>>35608735
Send assistance.

Australians cannot be robots. Leave.

>>35608677
It does lower their value. They have a cattle/swine piercing. This is used for animals that like digging in the mud with their face or so a rancher can easily control the animal.

I can't respect a girl who has no self-respect herself, and she shouldn't expect me to. I wouldn't be into a girl who wore a leash either.

>>35608756
Its two days drive away.
>Went there
>It flooded
>People died

Only up side was it wasn't cold

>>35608759
it's a harsh land to live in mate
shitposting is the only way we have left to feel joy
behind every aussie poster is a robot who needs help

>>35608756
>Send assistance.
move to civilization and be my gf

>>35608773
yeah but on the upside it makes it that much easier to transition into being an abusive boyfriend than when you're with someone you almost respect

>>35608780
>Its two days drive away.
only and hour and a half from me

She's mine

>>35608780
>>35608803
tfw no licence and no means to get one

can I get a lift to the circlejerk/gangbang?

>>35608787
The nearest civilization is Brisbane and that's shit.

>>35608780
Our house was completely fucked by the flood, bad times.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT WOMEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS.
NO WOMEN, NOT EVEN MEN LARPING AS WOMEN. NOT EVEN VERY """LONELY""" WOMEN. NONE.
SO GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD ROASTIE CUNTS.
GO BACK TO /SOC/ AND TAKE YOUR FAGGOT ORBITERS WITH YOU

>>35608773
It lowers her value in your eyes, but you're hardly a standard bearer. Septum piercings have been extremely common in punk rock/hardcore/metal scene.
>I can't respect
No body is looking for your respect. Like I said, it's meant to weed boys like you out. And it works like a charm.

>>35608836
There is a rail line there. I did see that.

>>35608856
How about we both move to Ipswich?

>>35608870
There's buses too. Don't know how much they cost though.

>>35608895
Never been there, how is it?

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>>35608895
Good friendly neighbours there

>>35608870
>using public transport without it inducing a panic attack
NON ROBOT SPOTTED
DEPLOY ANTI-ORGANIC MEASURES

>>35608862
I know one lesbian who is pretty close to a copy of me
I despise her because I want to fuck her; I despise her because she has a gf and is a normie; I despise her because she makes it tricky to universally hate women; she is one of my best friends and I go to extreme lengths to not alienate her with my weird ass self because I just cant hold any feelings in my heart other than respect for what is essentially a robot that made it, the cunt.

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>>35608864
You are looking for my respect. Look at you trying to justify it in my eyes. I don't care what scene it's popular in, it's still ugly and you're ugly if you have one.

>>35608916
>Never been there, how is it?
Neither have I. It's Probably shit.

>>35608935
According to >>35608918 yes it is very shit, fuck that.

>>35608928
I never claimed it was usable.

>>35608935
>>35608918
Fuck me, read that image entirely wrong. If they're against kebabs I'm down.

>>35608948
Then just come to Brisbane, it's got to be better than fucking Toowoomba.

>>35608333
no and no but i dont have nipple piercings so that's a plus i guess

>>35608929
>give cultural context to trend
>stop trying to get my respect
Works. Like. A. Charm.
>punk rock
>rancid
Lol.

>>35608968
Too many tourists for my liking. Toowoomba is quiet at least.

ITT: not one single grill

>>35608333
>dick thread gets several of time stamp dicks and otherwise in about as many posts
>ugo thread gets dozens of selfies
>fembot thread is 0 proofs 52 images in
we don't have girl here.

>>35609005
>Too many tourists
>going outside to notice them

>>35609066
there's no grills in friend finder threads on /v/ either
it doesn't stop anyone

>>35608496
Because so little is counter culture anymore. Making yourself ugly just works.

>>35609079
An actual female posted a boob earlier, but it was deleted.

>>35609090
Wait until scarring and implants catch on, or when techno/cybernetic body mods start coming

>>35609003
Fembot if you don't mind me asking why did you get piercings in the first place? Music subculture or something?

>>35609128
>a boob

That doesn't prove gender around here.

>>35609178
Musical subculture was the impetus, but the reason I chose septum as opposed to shredding my lobes or or getting a tongue ring or nipple piercings or lip piercings other mods is because it mixes some masculinity with femininity. Some rings are dainty and ornate, some are large and minimalist, some are just badass. Depending on the occasion, I can accessorize accordingly. It's jewelry. Like a ring or a necklace or earings, except its on my face.

>>35609280
That's true. But it was a tiddy yo!

>>35609289
are you the cartoon autist?

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>>35608389
Let's see the most prominent features in the pic are her face, arm, and thigh. You can already tell what her tummy will look like. You probably are fatter than her because she's T H I N N. Go post on /fit/. They like obeasts over there.

>>35609289
I have to admit I find lobe stretching off putting. It seems to be irreversible too. What sort of musical subculture are you into?

And nipple piercings can be cute. Don't write them off entirely.

>>35609313
I don't know what that means? Are you asking if I'm 2d?

>>35609365
>I don't know what that means?
then the answer is no

>>35608928
Lesbians don't exist dude

>>35609397
a man wearing a woman suit then; still doesn't change the fact that she fucks women and wont fuck men

>>35609325
Lobe stretching is gross. I knew a girl that tried to stretch too fast and her lobe ripped. She had to get surgery and now her ears are all messed up. I also know a guy that wears 14mm tunnels. It doesn't look bad, but he has to take them out when he works. He tapes his flaps behind his ears so they don't dangle. Luckily my workplace is pretty laid back so I don't have to flip my ring up or cover up any tattoos. They're pretty tolerant.
I have a few friends that have nipple piercings. My sister has ginormous fake boobs and nipple rings, and one of my besties from school has hers pierced. I know a few guys, too. Mostly drummers.
I was heavy into punk rock/hardcore when I was in high school. Emo, too. I was kind of a festival rat for a while. Now I just love live music, life performances and stuff.

>>35609507
Yeah they do look kind of revolting.

>cover up any tattoos

How many do you have?

>sister

How could you let her be so stupid anon?

>>35609577
Smaller plugs/tunnels aren't bad, but once it hangs and drops it losses some appeal. Plus they smell like dirty belly buttons.
Two on my foot, one behind the ear, one between my shoulder blades, three on one arm (bicep) (one is a big piece, two smaller), and five medium sized pieces on my right arm (bicep), one on each wrist. The guy with the large gauges is a tattoo artist. He's really good.
She ran away when I was fourteen. To Cali. She came back two years later with implants and piercings. And a tanning fetish.

>>35609647
I've heard they smell but I never knew whether it was true or not.

Do you have a favorite one out of those?

Was your home life kinda shitty?

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>>35608333
No and definetly not

>>35609673
It's true. The wood ones are worse. It's like they hold the stink. It's a shame because the wood ones look the coolest imho.
>So keep the blood in your head
Behind my ear
>And keep your feet on the ground
On the side of my foot. It's lyrics from The Quiet Things Nobody Knows brand new. I also have a rad spy vs spy one on my arm, inside bicep.
My home life was pretty comfy, if somewhat conservative. Upper middle class, good parents, awesome younger sibs, by my sister is borderline.

>>35609810
>by brand new

>>35609810
Just hoping to confirm or not confirm a stereotype that is repeated on here but are you sexually masochistic?

And borderline? Isn't that what Eliza has?

>>35609880
I don't mind having my butt slapped, but i'm not really into any rough or degrading stuff.
I only know about eliza in passing, I'm not sure what mental illnesses she has. I know it's legitimately scary being around BPDs. Their moods turn so fast.

>>35609948
Do you feel any sort of protective instinct towards your sister? I mean do you love her and feel bad about her mental illness and want to help or have you basically washed your hands of it?

And hmm. You're the exception in that regard then.

>>35609986
I washed my hands of it. 3 or 4 times a year she has major freakouts, and cuts herself off and makes threats. Usually around holidays or big family things. She owns a pistol so it's always extra fun when she goes thru one of her "moods". I love her, we still hang out or whatever, and wish we could be closer, but I've given up hopes of that.

>>35609697
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There isn't a single girl in this thread.

>>35610013
Yeah I've never had to experience something that fucked up so I can't blame you for it.

How old are you?

>35598309
if this anon is still around, no.
my online handle starts with "s" typically and my rl name starts with "a".

>>35610700

>>35598309

opps.