Normie Filter

>>35607546
*le dab*

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Fuck you no true robot shitlord, some robots hate the cold and like seeing more of the sun when they wake up late in the afternoon from their dysfunctional sleep cycles

>>35607600
>robots hate the cold

*failed normies

>>35607614
Hot weather:
>Wear less clothing
>sleep naked
>open windows
>buy a fan if you don't have AC
>sweat
>grab a cold drink
>go outside and spy on girls wearing short short and miniskirts

Cold weather:
>wearing 2 layers of sweatpants and thermals to sleep, a sweater and jacket outside, still freezing my ass off because no heating, short days, no sunlight, take 30 minute showers just lingering there because I dread going back into the cold cold world.

>>35607775
>waaaha i need to go outside so much

True robots end up homeless; homeless hate the winter.

>>35607809
Even if I was a shut-in I would like it to be warm and have natural lighting from the bright sun and blue sky.

>>35607887
>>35607600
dumb fucking normie. never post again.

>>35607809
not him, but I was freezing my ass off at home, and I live in nice and sunny Santa Barbara

I cant even chill at home in my underwear all day because it was so cold, and I am as robot as they come

>>35607775
Hot weather:
>sweat your balls off no matter what
>hope to god you have ac otherwise you're completely fucked
>run your games on low settings because your computer is hot
>stick to everything

Cold weather:
>get away with wearing comfy clothes and getting the extra comfy blankets out
>still too cold? that's fine just wear more clothes. if you were too hot you couldn't do jack shit about it
>can walk places (because unlike you failed normies us actual robots don't have drivers licenses)
>spending time alone is more socially acceptable in winter so you get pestered by parents less
>tasting the brisk air in your lungs then immediately warming your core with some fresh hot coffee

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>>35607575
DAB ON EM xd

>>35607996
this anon knows whats up, fuck summer

>>35607996

summer only sucks if you life in a bad weather area. Same with winter. The best palces you get nice variety while avoiding each extreme. Enjoy each season the best way it can be enjoyed.

>>35607813
the only good reply in this entire thread.
used to love winter, now I can't wait for those warm nights.

>>35607935
What, do you guys like wearing 2 layers of clothing inside and still shivering and always having to use a lamp to see?

Well maybe it doesn't matter if you are actual shut in who spends whole day looking at computer and have first world comforts. I have no indoor heating so its cold as fuck inside as it is outside.
>>35607996
>>get away with wearing comfy clothes and getting the extra comfy blankets out
I don't get why both normies and robots associate comfiness with wearing extra clothing or blankets. For me being comfy means sleeping naked under just the bedsheet and not needing to wear anything more than a tee shirt when I go outside.

>>35607996
>that's fine just wear more clothes
Thats not fine because you're either still cold or so bundled up its like your skin can't breathe, and unless you cover up every skin surface some parts of you will still be freezing
>can walk places
Yeah, I don't have lisence either and walk everywhere, its a lot more fun when you aren't shivering and trying not to step in puddles or get splashed by cars driving through puddles.

>>35608261
you must live in greenland or something man, i actually can't even fathom a temperature so cold where i'd have to wear more than my jacket and sweater. i think the comfiness just comes from the security of feeling more weight on you, whereas nakedness makes you feel more vulnerable.

walking in summer heat is not fun, but i'm realizing now that you must live on the other side of the planet. over here it gets up to 130F in summer. the heat makes you so groggy you actually feel drunk while walking places and if you wake up after the sun has already come up you'll get a migraine. i'll trade you living conditions any day man, but grass is always greener i guess

>>35607546
Fuck you, I like how the sky looks on sunny days.

I will concede though that there's not much else to like summery because of.

>>35608369

where do you live that gets 130? is it in Iran desert ? Im in Arizona and even 120 is record

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>>35608261
>For me being comfy means sleeping naked under just the bedsheet and not needing to wear anything more than a tee shirt when I go outside.

>not wearing a Dora onesie to sleep

>>35607546
I love summer, only because of the nights though. Love being able to walk around and see the stars. In the winter its too fucking cold most of the time (I live in Minnesota, Autumn is like 3 weeks and there isn't really a Spring).

>>35608369
No, I actually live in Southern California like this guy >>35607987 but during many parts of December-February shit is cold as fuck, and I literally wear 2 layers of clothes inside and still cold

Why not just drink more water and use sunscreen?

>>35607600

Summer is Normie: The Season

>>35608501
>is it in Iran desert
i wish. persian women are top tier, i'd shoot my doogh all over them any day of the week inshallah

i'm in california. i think the highest it ever got here was actually like 122 or something, so 130 was a boast. it was 95 today

>>35607546
I post here all the time and summer is unironically my favorite season, whats so bad about it? It's perfect for going outside and hanging out with friends in the sunshine, why does it get a bad rap?

>>35608770
>friends

Nuff said

Fall is the only good season.

Winter is too cold, summer too hot, spring allergies.

>>35608770
>going outside and hanging out with friends

oh

you normie kuck

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>>35608713
Earth is Normie: The Planet

>>35608770
You clearly live in a cosy little cuck country with mild and gentle summers that barely get past luke warm. Spend a summer in a REAL country and you'd melt like the soft little boy you are. I bet my winters are hotter than your summers you faggot.

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>>35608841

>he hasn't figured out how to hack through the simulation and gain access to our reality's console

>>35608770
Y'all'd've felt differently if you live in most of the country, which is humid, hot, bright and uncomfy.

Summer in 3/4 of the country favors non-whites and normies, racing eachother to see who can look like a leather couch the soonest.

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>>35608913
butt l have

>>35608846
Not him but there were times in Iraq where it was so hot the fucking road was melting and left prints when we walked on it but it still didn't bother me all that much.

Fuck the summer, I'm already getting depressed with how much longer the days are. I hate the sun and warmth, I always feel like I am wasting my life (I am), but I don't feel that way when it's cold and rainy.

I don't like summer, but the only thing that's worse is heating season. Everyone burns trash, so the air get smoggy as hell. This made me like summer a bit more. If not for that winter > summer

>>35607887
no you fucking dumb normie. a bright blue sky and a warm sun only reminds you of what you can't do and what a failure you are. also only normies like wearing less clothing because they aren't insecure about their bodies.

>>35610107
I can be a complete failure and still enjoy looking at the sky, opening the curtains for natural daylight and even actually being outside

I can be s skinnyass ugly manlet and still prefer to wear a tee shirt than layers of jackets and sweaters. Though to be fair if you might feel like you look less fat you look less fat in heavier clothing.

>>35610170
>I can be a complete failure
you're not

>I can be s skinnyass ugly manlet
you're not

so you haven't got a fucking clue of what you're talking about. now shoo you moron.

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fuck every season

summer makes me nostalgic and cry
rainy makes me nostalgic and cry
winter makes me sleep and dream more to cry

>>35610107
So lose some weight fatty. It literally just comes down to calories, if you exercise for an hour and take in 1200-1500 calories a day you'll drop anywhere from 1-3 pounds a week.

>>35610280
If you want to lose weight really fast just volunteer for SERE, I lost 20lbs in 21 days. Really doubt a robot would make it through but whatever.

Also you'll get this stuck in your head forever https://youtu.be/yGkyhaMdpto

>>35607546
Summer reminds me of my childhood. It reminds me of happiness. And every ones in a while while standing under the hot sun, I can close my eyes, and believe I'm really back. That's why I like summer.

>>35610485
Not even clicking that because I already know what it is. I don't know if they do the same to everyone but the tiny boxes and water drums were the worst parts of that entire fucking thing. The ending did make it worth it but only barely.

You faggots aren't even considering the bugs.

My house fills with flies and spiders and all kinds of hellish nightmares in the summer.

>>35607996
You're totally right
>can't do jackshit when its hot
Also, most bugs die in winter

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Fuck summer it's nigger weather
>be me
>summer time
>live in SoCal
>get fucking hives every time the weather is slightly warmer
>break out all over my body
>painful & itchy
>when I scratch it gets worse
>fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>get mad & already have bad anger issues
>body heats up more

>>35610647
AFAIK everybody gets the box treatment but we had coffins instead of drums. The interrogations were fucking awful but I was trying not to laugh at the same time because they kept switching between russian/german/spanish/jihadi speak in really bad accents. Also they put rubber chickens up to the cages once in a while and if somebody laughed they got dragged out, beaten and thrown back in.

Looking back I have no idea why I didn't wait until summer to do it, then again they probably have something just as bad for that season. Also not even concerned about saying this since it's already all over the place.

>>35610277
this desu this desu this desu this desu

>>35610675
Spiders eat flies and all kinds of hellish nightmares so just leave them be. They won't bite you unless you piss them off.

Also clean your fucking house and make sure your windows are sealed.

>>35610717
What the fuck? How is this even allowed? Americans truly are barbarians.

>>35610740
>Also clean your fucking house and make sure your windows are sealed.

In the summer? I'd rather face the bugs than have my windows closed. I'd fucking die.

>>35607546
i like summer because then i dont have to freeze at my workplace

>>35610761
It's completely voluntary and you can drop out at any point if shit gets too real for you. The entire emphasis is on resitance to interrogation/torture, real enemy torture is not fun and they want to prepare you for what you may encounter. The lesson is that everybody breaks and you feed them bullshit but believable info to avoid more torture and deter them from killing you. Also the less you stand out the better.

>>35610762
I mean sealed as in no cracks or holes in the screen they can get through.

>>35610761
If you think chair force sere is bad you should meet some of the navy folk. Not something I'll ever want to do again.

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raining is the best time tbqh

pros
>sounds nice
>air is fresh af
>literally everything is clean and shiny for a while creating certain aesthetics
>normies run away from it like roaches, quite funny

cons
>thunder can scare you

>>35611070
>getting scared of thunder

fucking autist


summers the best season because it makes peopels skin look beter

>>35611070
I honestly love rain so much that waking up to rain outside instantly gets me going.

>>35610280
how about you stop browsing this board instead. i didn't ask for your shitty advice. i'm not fat by the way, i just have an ugly body. I did try going to the gym for two months but nothing happened. there goes another normie myth.

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>>35608770
because it feels like you're suffocating in your own skin. humid areas are even fucking worse.

>>35611385
Lifting only builds muscle you fucking retard, it's not going to change your physique overnight. Fat people have huge muscles from carrying all the extra weight all the time but you can't see them because they're fat. Lose weight and lift simultaneously and you will get results. Manlets can get shredded in under a year, avg takes anywhere from 1-2 and lanklets take the longest but it's possible.

If you aren't willing to change why don't you just kill yourself? Complaining isn't going to change anything.

>>35607546
I like all the seasons, but spring and fall can be annoying because I can't control my condo's climate efficiently. Winter is when I like to visit Europe, because sunscreen is not needed, and it's very comfortable for a Minnesotan. I don't like sunscreen because I don't like to shower more often than when I shave my butt. My hair hasn't been washed since 2016.

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>is a liberal
>goes out of his way to let everyone now how not racist/sexist he is
>hates Trump
>upset by the world nigger

>>35611385
What do you mean by ugly?

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I like summer because it's warm but holy shit is it AWFUL for night walking, especially in a city.

>Oh man it's 2am there's not going to be anyone outside
>Except for drunk normies, roasties, chads and stacies.

>>35611441
i told you i'm not fat you dumb fuck. i tried lifting for months and i did not make any gains. maybe because it's not as easy as "just start lifting bro".
also thank you for giving me the advice of killing myself, i totally didn't expect to see that from the good samaritan normie.

>>35611441
i'm built like a woman. i'm fairly skinny but i still have man tits. i've seen fat people with less boobs than me.

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>>35607546
This is an effective filter.

>>35611718
>i tried lifting for months and i did not make any gains
Not him but literally impossible unless your posture is fucked and you don't eat anything. Do you try to maintain a calorie surplus? Do you get at least 20-40g of protein after your workout? Do you follow a schedule or think 7 reps a day is good enough?

>>35611718
You have gyno. If you look at bodybuilders like 40% of them have big titties because more t = more e = tits. It really isn't that big of a problem especially once your chest gets built because it sticks out less, if it really bothers you there's simple surgery for it.

It's not as simple as just lifting. If you're not fat you need to bulk up to say 190-210 in a HEALTHY way. Keep exercising/lifting while eating a ton of low calorie high nutrient foods, eating junk food will just make you fat. 2500-3000 is a good start. Once you've bulked up you'll be strongfat, albeit more tone and from there you just need to cut down (again while exercising and lifting) and you'll see huge gains. It's a constant process of bulk>cut>bulk>cut until you're satisfied. From there just maintain your weight and routine.

How tall are you? Also as the other anon said lifting doesn't have instant results but by two months you should see something. How much/often and sets/reps did you lift? Were you getting any other type of exercise?

>>35607935
I second this
originally muted for 2 seconds ee

>tfw Massachusetts
>tfw snow still past my ankles
>Can feel the cold in my window, but my home is warm enough to wear shorts
>Can feel the cold with my bare feet on the wood floor
>Can crack open window and bundle up
I love the winter, fuck the heat and all that shit

>>35611778
>>35611792
my arms got bigger and that's it. the only exercise i could do properly were curls. working out only works if you know what you're doing because then you're confident that you're gonna get somewhere if you put the time in.

>>35607546
Is it normie to like spring? The best season, not too hot and not too cold, also a lot of beautiful nature to see. Why can't it be always spring REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35612390
That's because curls only really target your arm muscles bud. Look up muscle groups and how you can exercise them. And you didn't answer anything in >>35611792.

Also of course it only works if you know what you're doing, if you just flail weights around like a retard you won't get anywhere. Look up beginner routines or even just read the sticky on /fit/. You can't put in 0 effort and expect things to change.

>>35611070
>>normies run away from it like roaches, quite funny
Yeah, I don't get this. A few weeks ago it rained quite hard in my city. I was out walking and I saw everyone running to avoid the rain, even if they had umbrellas. I, on the other hand, had no umbrella and was walking slowly as usual, zero fucks given.
I noticed that some people were looking at me, almost as if what I was doing was either crazy or badass, but the truth is that I just didn't give a shit.
Fucking normies, I swear

>thunder can scare you
pathetic

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>>35612523

>I noticed that some people were looking at me, almost as if what I was doing was either crazy or badass, but the truth is that I just didn't give a shit.
>as if what I was doing was either crazy or bad ass

>>35607775
you sound like a poor ass nigga. fuck outta here bummy

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>>35607996
A true, original Patrician

>>35608483
>he doesn't prefer a clear winter night sky
Ever watched Sirius and the Orion belt shining during Winter, while a meteor flew by?

>>35612390
>i got 0 gains fuck the lifting meme bro
>but my arms did get bigger from curls which only work your arms
Fucking kek how retarded are you. You don't even deserve the advice you've gotten itt.

>>35607546
I hate cold winters and I hate white sky.
This shit makes my fuckin depressed and claustrophobic. Like there is nothing out there only a white piece of bird shit in the sky.

I'm a fembot and i like summer because I get to see shirtless Chads

>he cares about anything

failed normie detected