How does /r9k/ feel about neet fembots?

>>35607374
I want their pussies

>>35607374
I want to take them out on dates and do cute things together

>>35607374
i want them to die

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>>35607374
>thought pic was one of those unremovable human fat stains created when someone decomposes on the floor

>>35607746
Take me out anon.

>>35607859
If you live close enough to me, I will.

it feels bad knowing even a NEET fembot only wants Chad

>>35607884
Where are you from? We can do cute things together.

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>>35607374
Women do not have the ability to be lonely like men do.

The women that browse this board tend to prey on the fact this place is full of socially awkward guys who never had much experience with women so I stay away from them

i am pretty sure they dont exist
and sometimes youll find a chick who is "lonely like you" but its usually just because shes just starting college and hasnt learned to make friends yet
shell roast out eventually

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I want to be NEET forever with one, to just exist as two people in a cage and die eventually.

>neet fembots
That's a strange way of saying "housewife".

>>35607984
minus the wife part, right?

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>>35608021
Yeah, they're all just a house.

>>35607922
I'm from Alabama, I doubt that you live anywhere close to me, though.

They exist, atleast in this hole of a country. They are way worse than male NEETS. You have to consider that they have alot of free time to develop their weird ways of behave, behavior that pushed her to end up as NEET in the first place.
Look for atleast functional females anons, we are already damaged goods in some way.

>>35607746
We refuse to leave our rooms

Human interaction is the bane of my existence.

Males make me uncomfortable always

>>35607779
We want to die too. Let's form a mutually beneficial agreement >>35607908
I don't want a Chad
I don't want anyone
Except Izaya kun
Izaya is life
2D is life

>>35608125
>Males make me uncomfortable always
Why?

Any Midwest NEETs want to be my bf?

>>35608161
Because they have penises and penises are the greatest mysteries nature has to offer
And most importantly they're OTHER PEOPLE and do things you don't expect
You can't hear their thoughts like you can with 2D bishies

>>35608201
>penises are the greatest mysteries nature has to offer
What do you mean by this?

>>35607946
If women don't feel lonely then what is this strangling, parasitic emotion deep inside of me

And why don't people talk to me

I'm in my senior year and I literally have zero friends. There's nobody I talk to on a regular basis

Fuck you anon

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>>35607374
traps and role players, all of them.

>>35608228
be my gf

I don't live near you

>>35608185
Midwest reporting in sir

>>35608212
They're weird?
How can the shaft be sensitive if it's so s m o o t h
Does hair grow on testicles or not
How do they magically grow in length
What are foreskins and what entails having one vs not
And lastly
Why do guys like smacking their dicks against furniture
Don't dick measuring contests feel gay?
Guy nips are so small lol git gud

>tfw no california gf who is into science, guns, anime and vidya

>>35608258
Are you 2D
Will you be 2D for me

I'll be your gf but only if I never see your face. That ruins the experience

Idk anon the women hate thread never goes away
That should give you a hint

>>35608185
illinois NEET here

>>35608279
>How can the shaft be sensitive if it's so s m o o t h
only the foreskin is super-sensitive
>Does hair grow on testicles or not
the scrotum does
>How do they magically grow in length
blood
>What are foreskins and what entails having one vs not
basically like your clit hood but bigger
>Why do guys like smacking their dicks against furniture
Because it makes a thug and then you feel sexy and powerful
>Don't dick measuring contests feel gay?
Never had one, but they would.


>Guy nips are so small lol git gud
pfffft have you SEEN your clit? probably not because it's so small.

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Apparently my gf was bullied so badly on high school she left when she was 15. Was a neet until 22 when we met, apparently her entire life revolved around waking up at 6am, masturbating, playing oblivion, watching stargate and then going back to sleep. Also developed some weird speech problem in which she couldn't physically bring herself to talk so she easily got neetbux with that and depression. I've helped her get better however and she now wants to try get an apprenticeship so fingers crossed.

>>35608279
>How can the shaft be sensitive if it's so s m o o t h
it's not really
>Does hair grow on testicles or not
yes
>How do they magically grow in length
wow how do sponges get bigger in water? it is a mystery
>What are foreskins and what entails having one vs not
foreskin is the male equivalent of the clitoral hood, it protects the head of the penis from damage and dirt. the removal of the foreskin can lead to decreased sensitivity due to damage
>Why do guys like smacking their dicks against furniture
do we?
>Don't dick measuring contests feel gay?
absolutely
>Guy nips are so small lol git gud
they're also far less sensitive

>>35608034
Usually the same size

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>>35608416
With no room for me inside

i just want a NEET weeaboo gf, preferably one who masturbates a lot

>>35608119
that made no sense whatsoever

I want a NEET fembot gf to love and care for.
I'd be happy at work, thinking about how she's at home, spending time on her hobbies and other things she enjoys.

It'd be so nice to come home after a long day, to be able to cuddle up with her and spend the rest of the night together.
I'd like to buy her a gift to surprise her with when I get home sometimes, something I know she's been wanting for a while.
Spending weekends at home with each other, neither of us feeling the pressure to go out, just happy to do things together, just the two of us.
Being able to sit together, not having to say anything, but feeling completely comfortable with each other.

And eventually get married and have our own family.

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>>35608447
Too real anon ;_;
original

I want a NEET gf to sit at home playing video games and getting sweaty all day so I can come home from work and deeply inhale her sweaty scent.

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In the past three years I think I've bought things for five or six different fembots.

It's like a relationship except instead of affection and sex they give me mixed messages and no sex.

>>35608717
That's generous of you anon.

>>35607374
i want to cuddle one

>>35607374
I want a fembot to make me feel less dead inside so I can also make her feel less dead inside.

>>35608749
I like to think so but for half of them there was a "maybe this will make her love me" undertone.

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Fembots are fertile little things that need to be BRED

>>35608717
This kind of thing is why I don't accept gifts from robots I talk to. It seems like it would be really cruel to toy with someone like that. I've gotten offers but I feel like I'd feel awful if I accepted.

>>35608868
A fembot who isn't a vile gold digger? be my gf (female)?

>>35607850
I thought this too and was actually disappointed.

>>35608892
I think I would probably be a gold digger the old fashioned way if I was attractive enough for it. I just don't want to rip off people who already have so many problems.

>>35608926
Sounds fine to me, be my gf?

>>35608926
Just do it.
I'm a guy and I do it.
I have milfs buying me stuff all of the time.

>>35608868
The worst was when I traded my second-ever shiny Pokemon to a girl who had no understanding of its rarity.

>>35608947
Jesus, you some kind of male model?

>>35608303
>I'll be your gf but only if I never see your face. That ruins the experience
>I'm in my senior year and I literally have zero friends. There's nobody I talk to on a regular basis
>And why don't people talk to me

REALLY GETS THE OLD NOGGING JOGGING

>>35608201
>penises
>mystery
Are you kidding reee? They are very simple genitals, anyone knows how to stimulate them.
Vaginas on the other hand are just works of quantum mechanics.

>>35608958
rub clit

>>35608947
Yeah but milfs aren't robots. There's kind of a difference in quality of life, I guess. If I had a hot, financially stable, older guy offering to pay for my figures and electronics and stuff I'd definitely be okay with that. But this is like kicking a sick puppy.
>>35608952
Ouch. I think I still have all mine. One's a Zigzagoon from gen 3. I never really used it but I love it anyway.
>>35608942
Trust me, I have enough emotional issues you don't want me. Can't have kids, either. Sounds nice now, maybe, but one day it won't.

>>35608952
I don't even have muscles.
I just go into romance novel threads on Facebook and leave racy comments.
Then I get lonely women messaging me and I con them out of stuff.
I'm like a 7/10.

>>35608984
>Can't have kids, either.
All I'm reading is that I can cum in you without fear.

>>35608979
But they have like five different holes and all the flaps and folds and crevices.

>>35608279
I have hair growing on the shaft itself
there are more mysteries for you to discover yet

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>>35608717
>they give me mixed messages and no sex.
Why are you such a fucking cuck?
Jesus Anon, this makes me mad.

>>35609007
Like I said, it sounds nice now, but one day it won't. It already upsets me. I wanted to have lots of kids and be a big happy family.

>>35609015
>But they have like five different holes and all the flaps and folds and crevices.
Have you ever actually looked at a photo of one?

>>35608279
>How can the shaft be sensitive if it's so s m o o t h

bitches don't know about my fordyce spots

>>35608979
Yeah but you're not supposed to rub it directly in the beginning, first you're supposed to stimulated parts around it or some shit.

>>35607374
i'm bitter because none of them want to date me

>>35609030
>Like I said, it sounds nice now, but one day it won't. It already upsets me. I wanted to have lots of kids and be a big happy family.
I'm sorry.

>>35608794
This.

Being able to make somebody else happy would bring so much fulfilment to me.

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>>35609029
Sometimes I get frustrated about it too, but it's better than nothing. I can't talk to girls IRL and all the ones I add from 4chan end up living thousands of miles away.

>>35609047
Not in detail because butholes are prettier. But I know there's a hole for sexings and a hole for pee and maybe a hole for weird discharge goop and squirting juice.

>>35609105
there a pee hole and a sex hole

>>35609105
>>35608717
Can you do this for me too?

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>>35609105
>>35609135
Anon don't give her anything.
I swear I will hit you with an Ionic storm if you do.

I want to find one
Give them cuddle and caring
Hug and comfort them when they are down
Cook them foods when they are sick
Good hands maybe
Being cute around her
I'm lonely and broken
I'm weird
No ones understand me and try to give me a chance
I'm funny and nice too
I just want to give my love to someone

>>35609158
*hold hands

Oregano

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>>35609118
So which does the blood come out of during periods? If it comes out of the sex hole, wouldn't the hymen prevent the blood from coming out asssuming she somehow hadn't had sex before her first period?

>>35609135
We'll see, the rules are that you have to be a virgin and put some degree of effort into conversation.

Skype: AnnoyingFatass
Discord: Moi#1009

>>35609148
lol u

>>35609195
hymen has holes in it

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Where do I get a fembot like this?

>>35609218
Pretty girl with mild acne, shitty glasses, and a bad haircut?

Try Starbucks.

>>35609218
in your local dumpster
please do not remove it from it's habitat

A fembot should be this obese no personality braindead weeaboos gf

>>35609195
>So which does the blood come out of during periods?
they pee the blood out until the hymen is broken

>>35607374
That made me feel...hope.

>>35607374
>>>35608279

>wow how do sponges get bigger in water? it is a mystery
So dicks are basically sponges in a skin balloon (?)

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>>35607374
Fembots aren't a thing.

Females have inherent value through their vaginas and uterus, so that alone bars them from being robots.

>>35609340
yes
blood is absorbed into tissue, that's how they expand and why they are squishy

>>35608958
How??? Dicks have complex hydraulic systems and weirdly specific erogenous zones
Vaginas are holes with an apex that's the clit. Can you not understand a fucking hole

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>>35609375
newsflash retard, the penis and the clitoris are the same thing

>>35609390
not really though m8

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>>35609195
Now you've done it, kiddo.

>>35609195
Hymens don't work like that. Imagine a hole in the ground. A hymen is the dirt surrounding the hole that was pushed aside during digging
You can still pour water in the hole

We have 3 holes. One for pee, one for poo, and one for ladycum/blood

All fembots are my property.

>>35609375
>complex hydraulic systems
When turned on it fills with blood like a sponge inside a cylindrical water balloon. The blood drains otherwise.

>weirdly specific erogenous zones
The head is the most sensitive part, shaft is roughly even all over.

>>35609407
>We
BRISBANE

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>>35607946
>Basically this

Women can always get a dicking or get someone to hangout with them because they are pretty.

>>35609390
Except they're not. You can compare the glans of the penis to the clitoris, but what about the foreskin? The scrotum? And the ever elusive s h a f t

>>35609425
>Wuz
DETROIT

>>35609362
Maybe to you
But most people, including fembot, get pussy all the time so it's not valuable. Sure it's their own pussy, but whatever.
>>35609425
M E L B O U R N E

>>35608857
>HNNNNGGGGHH

I'M STRANGELY AROUSED

>>35609459
>M E L B O U R N E
STOP BEING FROM THERE

>>35609459
>M E L B O U R N E
REEEEE GREENIES GET OUT

>>35607374
>How does /r9k/ feel about neet fembots?

I feel like they are ripe for breeding.

>>35609460
>STRANGELY

WHY

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>>35609485
I guess it isn't that strange lolol

Any cutie fembots from New York area on?

>>35609501
im from nyc, is that good enough?

>>35608857
it aint fair that she'd still swing an 8/10 or higher dude

course on the flipside I know a 9/10 chick (or at least she was before piercings/tats) thats fucking a 5/10 grandpa

>>35609528
Yeah, do you have email? Mine is [email protected]

>>35609433
>foreskin
clitoral hood
>scrotum
labia
>shaft
it's buried in there but it's there
this is all true btw, look up anatomy homologues. fetuses start off with the same set of genital parts that turn into either set depending on the chromosomes

>>35609468
NO
The University of Melbourne has one of the best psychology programs in the world
It's too fucking hot though
Why is everyone drunk
I miss vancity

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>>35609459
You lack reading comprehension and intelligence, as you completely missed the point of my post.

No surprise though.

>>35608228
Make a tinder or okc and see how lonely you are

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Is anyone from the long Island New York area on right now?

>>35609595
I did
I hate everyone there and relate to nobody

>>35609594
Last time I checked I rank in the 95th percentile for reading comprehension
Maybe you just need to learn the concept of supply and demand in order to understand my post

>>35609838
You don't even know what it means to be a robot, so your posts are completely meaningless.

>>35607374
>fembots
no such thing you fucking retard

>>35607374
>know cute NEET girl that has autism
>she just wants Chad

kill me desu

>>35609838
>>35609855
You are both such big fucking faggots oh my God I hate you both so much

>>35609902
I know right
I'm in a bad mood because I didn't get to be enough of a flaming homosexual today

Giiiive meeee yoooour puuuuuuussssyyy

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>>35609855
Jesus christ carl stop playing omniscient god

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>think about if theres some kind of dating site for NEETS
>realise it would just be invaded by normies anyway

>>35607374
I don't mind being a caretaker type for a neet fembot, but all the fembots that are my type are from the US, and I'm European. I don't want that kind of distance.

That being said, fembots are really interesting creatures. I've talked to a lot of them this year, and they really come in all kinds of flavors and colors.

>tfw no sweaty neet fembot with sweaty neet fembot armpits I can sniff

I want one so bad, fembots neets please date me, am in california

I WANT TO TASTE A FEMBOT

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How would any of you get in contact with one another through 4chan? There's no direct messaging service so anyone here that messages you may not directly be the same person you were expecting or talking to.

that being said, my kik is SwaagJawhnsin and I'm bored.

>mfw I'm on this thread

am guy btw

>>35609579
>he actually likes this shithole university
>he fell for the 'muh best in straya' meme
lol

>>35611112
almost Q U I N T S

Any Boston fembots? We can watch anime and eat maki rolls :)

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>>35611035
>EZ
>samefag here

I've been on the internet long enough to know that females exist on the internet, but also been on long enough to know that few to none exist here.

>yfw you're all clawing at a plastic screen

>>35609825
then you chose to be alone. You can find someone to fuck you anytime.
male bots cant. they have noone to talk. you choose to talk to no one. its not the same.

Lf fembot to pretend to be an adorable anime guy. Can have a dick idk

Aus

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>>35608149
>Izaya
Probably the shittiest 2d person ever.