About how much would it cost to pay someone to be my friend?

I can do $100 a week, maybe even more.
I'm so lonely.

speak to me anon
im now visiting this thread
what is your wisdom

Does the person have to physically be there?

>>35607173
I'll be your friend for that much. Contact info?

>>35608319
I don't have any wisdom to offer, only money for companionship.

>>35608373
No, not physically. Online is enough.

>>35609058
Let me make a throwaway real quick.

I can be ur friend got free

>>35609204
You are kind but I would feel bad wasting your time without giving anything in return.

How are you gonna pay, bitcoin?

>>35609254
I don't know. I was thinking PayPal or if the other person was uncomfortable with it then prepaid visa MasterCard gift cards.

>no friends in real life
>all "friends" i have are from 4chan or videogames
>i dont know half of my friendslist anymore
>i usually stop chatting with them after a couple of months

why life?

>>35609359
Stop describing my life, please. Except replace months with days because I am shit at maintaining friendships.

>>35609399
Man, i miss being in school and having atleast one friend for a couple of years ;_;

>>35609283
Sounds good to me. I'll invest the money you give me or save it up.

>>35607107
I'll do it for free
Hmu my email is [email protected]
Unless you're racist

>>35609738
so it costs when im racist?

>>35609771
Yes, the emotional cost of not having me as your friend
Because I'm not white and that's frowned upon here apparently

>>35607107
Frenship is free. Hell, you don't even have to like me or vice versa to be my friend.

>>35609222
Nah u thinking too much just chill

>>35609222
Kik me hi.im.tobey

>>35607107
If you just buy the games you want to play for me then I'd do it. If they're free, I'd do it for free; it'd a mutual exchange of time and companionship. As long as you are not a kitty murderer like thread image, of course.