>waiter mistook my mom for my gf wtf bro

>mum is 45
>looks good
>I'm 22
>get the feeling people think we are together when we go out for lunch

>waiter mistook my gf for my mom

>>35606928
it was on purpose for flattery

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>waitress mistook my sidepiece for my wife

>>35606928
The waiter just wanted a bigger tip from your mother.

Just go with it and put the moves on her.

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>guy at the movie theater who takes your tickets and rips the stub off before letting you past mistook my mom for my wife and my little brother for our son

christ

I really hate going out to eat.
I don't really enjoy eating, there's rarely anything on the menu I actually want, it's expensive, and you're surrounded by other people eating.

Why do normies have to base every gathering on eating?

I treat eating like just another bodily function.
I don't feel like inviting people out to all go take a shit together somewhere.

>waitress mistook my sister for my gf
>sister didn't correct her

Is this a green light for me to grope my sister?

>>35607701
It's a pre-established trend back from when having a lot to eat wasn't very common and a cause for celebration, so everybody would eat the wildebeest or whatever the fuck the hunters had managed to catch at the same time in the same place.

Plus when you're out with somebody the whole restaurant "process" gives you something to do so you don't get bored.