Chad Reporting In, AMA

>>35606422
What was your first time like?

Do you equate emotion with sex or is it about quantity rather than quality?

What's the best advice you can give to a failed normie?

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>>35606422
How does it feel to not be as desirable as an overweight autistic transexual Hitler?

>>35606464
>First time
back of a car, really not that fantastic. needed lube so was actually somewhat fairly painful. i was in love with the girl honestly, so it felt nice to be so intimate, but sex itself was eh.
>Emotion vs Quantity
Its kinda a mental battle. I love sex with people I love more than anything, but I get insecure when I don't have that and think that "authentic" people hate me and then i go on tinder and fuck somebody i don't care about and usually feel worse
>advice
I mean bruh we both on r9k. I guess when I'm really suicidal or down i listen to whats going on by marvin gaye, full album, and try to think about all the nice things. Sometimes its really nice to be shallow and drink a beer in a pool with some shitty friends. Its ok to be a piece of shit

>>35606481
I'm just happy to have better headphones bruv

>>35606422
>on dial

What are you, Chad from 1991?

>>35606559
fuckin bitches off my pager you know it

>>35606524
Those are $300 headphones.

What kind of headphones do you fucking have?

Do you feel you have robot traits?

>>35606584
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/SRH1540?adpos=1o11&creative=55678036321&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&product_id=SRH1540&gclid=CO3pzvar39ICFYNofgodkkwH2g

>>35606596
I hate people and most other chads and occasionally really hate women. I also really hate when I see happy people out and about and I'm sad. I feel like people here and me replace loneliness with anger and I do that a lot

>>35606615
I don't really know if that constitutes as robot traits tho