Ayyyyy yo wite boi teach us how to properly celebrate St. Patrick's Day
>>35603394
*pinches the cute one*
>>35603394
Im not teaching you shit. Ill see you in juvie BITCH
*gets up and walks calmly to the door*fucking Niggers!
I've had 2-3 gallons of beer tonight so fuck off you fucking cock
>>35603394
You're only allowed to eat things that are green
and if you don't pinch each other it mkaes you gay
>>35603394
You have to let an Irish guy fuck your wife, muh nigga.
>>35603415
When I go to the zoo and look at the gorillas and chimpanzees in the primate enclosure, I too think the chimps are cute. It's mainly their naivety which makes them cute.
These, however, are you standard run of the mill, sub 80 IQ niggers
>>35603394
You get drunk, start using racial slurs, and get into fights that you could have avoided if you were sober.
just blow some bagpipes and wear some green
leprechauns are af ucking joke
also you can do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdH8k4kixi0
>>35603394
Steal a leprechauns gold
>>35603394
i pull 3 bottles of whiskey out of my satchel and tell them they have 12 hours to finish it
>>35603415
they're all pretty handsome
>>35603394
Look up 'irish sunglasses' and give your girlfriends a pair
>>35603648
>DOG FART.COM
i don't see the dog farts anon.