Show your eyes r9k

>>35602023
>tfw wear hipster glasses to try to hide the disgusting bags under my eyes
I look sick even on my best days, all because of my eyes.

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I don't have a cropped one but you can see my gridiron eyes here

>>35602023
..........
you're delusional
GODDAMN

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>>35602023

oh most definitely

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I'm not even asian B^)

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im not a murderer

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I am not heroin addict

>>35602283
hello there, you seem to have found your way onto the wrong board. If you need directions, I can point you towards where you need to go

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origiainalasmlal[dks

>>35602283
>>35602320
>>35602323
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>>35602408
>omg u hav such beattiful eyes what's your phone number?
There, you happy now?

>>35602427
T-thanks anon I like how genuine that compliment was

>>35602427
y-yea in an autistic way to form an original thought

>>35602383
I just like didn't crop idk srry anon
>>35602427
no, you're supposed to insult me that's what i'm looking for...

>>35602510
>you're supposed to insult me
Ok sorry. This is how I imagine look when you cry which I bet is often

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>>35602570
And I forgot the picture. Fuck

>>35602375
qt
Is this how you perform an orbit?

>>35602570
>>35602580
like that, but you didn't like say i look like a man too wtf

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>>35602023
had em for 5 years now.

>>35602664
you don't look like a man though just a really ugly woman

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rate me but remember im not a robot like you losers

>>35602857
uhhhhhh no. that is what i look like...
>>35602719
that's an obvi man bod. and manface.

>>35602894
no it aint

confused in an original way

>>35602894
its a little messy in the back ground but 10/10 if its just you

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>>35602956
I look pretty bad
oregano

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>>35603040
those arnt even the same eyebrows

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I just want love
Please thanks

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everyone always says I look high but I've never smoked

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Can eyes be original if my post isn't original?

>>35603122
You do look high lay of the opiates my friend

>>35602630
Yes


Original comedy

>>35603160
How do I fix looking like this
I don't do drugs

>>35603209
Only smoke gunja at night times

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>>35602023
I'm tired and lonely....but hey I got paid today

>>35603120
your eyelashes are long

>hehe don't hit on me silly girls
this whole thread

>>35603241
same with you like>>35603120

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Had a good nap, ready to celebrate the Friday with some music.

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Shitty asymmetrical eyes
>gonna kill myself soon

>>35603278
>>35603342
I get compliments about my eyelashes. I get flattered by it.

>>35602510
>I just like didn't crop idk srry anon
Enough with the roastiespeak and fuck off

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>>35603395
>celebrate the friday

i celebrate every day. step up

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>>35603468
I-its the best I can do, please anon

>>35603559
you got different eyes cmon on now

>>35603412
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

Do you have a face pick? I can tell just by looking at your eyes that you are extremelly cute. Are you sure you're in the right board?

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>>35602023
>show eyes

Here's 1 eye.

>>35603040
Cute as fuck. I wish i was as handsome as you.

>i think i look like an anime

fuck.

>>35603131
Hot.
You got contact cutie?

>>35603559
are you a cutie girl?

original thought about death and the alternatives

>>35603838
id take a trap(girly penis)

>>35602880
Ah the only thing lower than a robot , a disgusting fatty. Lose some weight faggot.

>>35603586
Still me bruh the lights are on in 2nd pic
>>35603838
t-thanks

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Do I look dead inside?

>>35603903
Be my gf

Originally Oregon oregano

>>35603599
T-thanks
I'm a guy

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I will die a virgin GUARANTEED

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>you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

fuck off chink moot

>>35604022
You need to be my gf, those eyes belong at the level of my navel and looking up at me. doing lewd things

>>35604068
Am boy, but I'll take the compliment anyways :)

>>35603898
k was said originally

>>35603898
had my hoodie off in that one

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>>35604022
While we're at it, do y'all like my eyebrows?

>>35604226
bretty big but your hair is extra nice

>no homo

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1 eye > 2
also the robot only sees the word eye

>>35604251
Thanks! I really should pluck them a bit on the sides so they don't wrap around my eyes so much

>>35604293
robots stop short of

.e
.y
.e
>s
?

>>35604355
nah fuck it your a robot

>>35604057
FUCK ME NOW OMG

>>35604379
I can be a handsome robot

>>35604047
I know that.

>>35604293
At least clean out the eye booger!

>>35604133
My comment still stands anon. I'm Bi.

>>35602304
just to clarify, this was about a YouTube clip op may have seen

who here misunderstood 1,000 times a day...

>>35604537
Well thats a relief then. Was slightly worried that I could be mistaken for a fembot

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>>35602375
I know you from omegle

>>35604584
>show your eyes

ah geez

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Meh, pretty baggy imo

>>35604599
You could always be forced to become a girl (male), get forced to inject hormones etc. If you're into that

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no eyebags but my circles are deep as fuck i've had them since i was like 10

>>35604787
Kiss me you faggot

>>35604800
DC?
C
?

>>35604601
Reeeeeeeeee

Ee faggot

Not original

>>35604777
I'm pretty masculine physically and personality wise. [spoiler ]not gonna lie the thought of that kinda turns me on though [/spoiler]

>>35604858
Oh no I'm retarded

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I live on the east coast :^)

Not orginal

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dead eye mafia
yeah i know it's a roastie filter thanks

>>35604774
Tfw no pasty pink eye bf

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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, right? And when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that whore to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes. Fuck you.

>>35605093
A D A M
D
A
M

FAG!!!

>>35604601
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>>35605119

Those ones are me too haha lol :^]

>>35605093
c-cute

>>35605136
fagget

>>35604814
Tfw not even on the same continent. Why even live

>>35604858
perhaps you're not as str8 as you think

Wouldn't mind doing those things to you anon, bet you have a tight and sweet tasting boi pussi too

>>35605272
I have too much body hair for this life anon

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>>35602023
End it

Originally

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sup boi

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>>35602283
tranny?

stop seeking self validation on a board full of virgins.

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Kill me in a fixed picture sort of way.

>>35602283
Can I fuck you and make you breakfast in the morning?

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Can't really see them here but I have quite bad bags under my eyes

Actually. If robots wanna cure this without leaving the house

Mix tomato and lemon juice together and add a tiny bit of honey (helps to bind and hold to your skin plus lots of positive skin benefits)

And place the mixture under eyes. It will naturally lighten those areas and it works surprisingly well.

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Gibe de r8 pls

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My only good feature

>>35606497
iktf
>my only good feature
>have terrible acne and its even worse on my back
>>35604787
me for reference

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>>35602023
aren't they pretty

"oreginal"

>>35606176
you deserve to die. i bet if i met you in a bar i would actually find the nerve to punch you out. i bet you look like a total beta nu male piece of trash.

>>35604981
#unironically a fuck boy

>>35606420
disgusting. holy fuck. you justify all of my disbelief in souls.

>>35606497
They're pretty but you have "sociopath gaze".

>>35607640
just attempted to commit suicide. i can't believe people with so little understanding of themselves are permitted to survive on this planet. fuck this piece of shit earth, i wish i was living in a fascist society and your type of mindset wasn't legal.

a male on /r9k/ with enough nerve to claim he has "pretty" eyes is ultimately delusional, and has reached a new domain of Denial. There is objectively nothing apealling or intriguing about your eyes. You look like post-normality, or the death of normality (which is the death of "humanity"). Honestly friend, i had never wanted to commit suicide as much as when i looked at the photograph of your eyes. You actually sicken me.

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>>35607912
it's just a joke. great job typing two paragraphs about something that could've been said with two sentences. you really "roasted" me there, bud.

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Im so annoyed with the shape of them. Why are they so squinty??

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>wageslave as security guard in shit tier country
>watch stupid cctv cameras 16h/per day
>now at work

>>35602320
you look extremely ghoulish

>>35608002
Brown eyes are pleb-tier. Kill yourself faggot

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>>35608069
Id look less attractive with light colored eyes.

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>>35607973
imagine being this insecure! "ohh it's just a joke, cuz everything i say that someone disagrees with is a joke"

fucking cackled at your life!

"b-b-but u spoke too long! u must have autism!! burn! I won't take you seriously cuz i'm a big guy!!'

kys senpai, actually kill yourself, those eyes are fucking disgusting and you literally said "aren't they pretty" about yourself. you have no right to that confidence unless you're ironic, you are an ugly piece of shit.

don't ever post on my board again you worthless sack of flesh and bone

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Mine isn't too bad since I've been sleeping a lot the past few days.

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>it looks worse than it is

>>35603412
Literally everyone has asymmetrical eyes, the whole body is like that

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>>35608069
>>35608002
objectively correct. KYS you ultimate fucking waste of the earth's resources.

>having brown eyes in 2017
>not having killed as many sub-aryans as possible before killing himself

fucking kek

>>35602408
These are Michael ceras eyes

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>>35604800
I don't know why but that cracked me up

>>35608089
You have nigger genes in your blood which is, frankly, disgusting.

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>>35602023
tfw people think im crazy

>>35608260
Well greece is pretty damn close to africa. So probs somewhere in there.

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Look at these goomy motherfuckers

>>35602320
That is waifu material desu

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Initial thoughts?
Don't hold back desu

>>35608531
Roastie/10 originsl

>>35608531
Roz?

>>35608564
Roz? Je me pardon?

>>35608531
trap/100

>tfw this thread is the closest thing to eye contact I've experienced in nearly two years

>>35608592
Lol nm thought you were someone else

>>35604226
will you be my bf?

origainio

>>35608620
Mtf trap or a ftm trap
If I look like an ftm trap it would be hot

>>35608050
>>35608477

well which is it huh???

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>>35608531
Is that u?
Orginl