if you are not a virgo, you need to get out edition
taurus is the most patrician and i am a taurus
>>35601869
>successful, creative, clever, can lead others on, likes to please
literally none of that describes me
>successful
>creative
>clever
No, that's not a robot.
>>35601897
>likes to please
how about u please my dick?
I'm Gemini whooo
>>35601869
Cancer is the most robot sign
>sensitive
>doesn't like to leave the house
>prefers a home cooked meal rather than going out for food
Prove me wrong
>Sensitive, friend oriented, hates to argue
Yeah maybe when I was a bitch nigga
>>35601924
>how about u please my dick?
I said thats NOT me, you gaymo
>>35601936
>crabby
>is actually cancer
checks out.
>>35601869
who else here /Leo/??
Tfw Aquarius reeeeee
>Be Libra
>Nothing like how the picture described
>Am in fact the opposite
>>35601953
then post boypus
>Libra
>Irresistible
>tfw
>>35601976
Leo here
time to stroke our egos over how we're literally unable to give a shit about other people :^)
>>35601976
>>35602084
Feels good being represented by the sun, fire and the lion
>>35601998
Yeah, I'm pretty much the opposite too.
>Scorpio
>it is all just a meme
if it wasnt all hurr durr sex and ambition it wouldnt be as shit. fuck you man some of us are just lazy shits who like to chill.
and fuck that 13 sign shit. i am a scorpio
. scorpions are cool.
>>35601869
what does the cardinal/fixed/mutable part mean?
Libra > Sag = Scorpio > Pisces = Aries = Capricorn > Aquarius = Virgo = Leo = Cancer > Taurus > Gemini
>>35601882
>>35601869
>taurus
>pleasure-seeking
When even the stars want you to feel bad about being a khv
>>35602271
Oh and I forgot
>sensual
I will never use this trait
>>35601869
Aries, the only thing i'm not is Assertive
>>35601869
>Aquarius
>fixed uranus
>distant
>eccentric
It might be onto something.
Isn't there a more honest version that just says: "massive fuckup".
Maybe it could say "huge slut" for Aries or Taurus. And so on.
>>35601998
>>35602148
personally I like libras the best
in my opinion you are truly the irresistible ones
complicated but charming
I'm aries and I hate to be restiricted for real and I am quite independent but.. twf brave
>>35601869
Lmao, those are all basic human traits. how the fuck dose anyone take this seriously?
>>35601869
>Virgo
>"The Virgin"
DELET THIS!
>>35601936
>robots
>sensitive
No. There is no robot sign
>>35602636
taurus
>orbits venus
>Inclined to hedonism
>great difficulty establishing relationships
Not sure if this is true but:
"Being the one who betrayed their best friend, goddess Hera herself, this is an unfortunate being that has to wander the Earth in order to find freedom. As if something was always poking them behind their back, reminding them of happiness that once was, stinging and pushing forwards, they close up in their own worlds, lonely and separated from their core. To find love, a Taurus has to travel the world, change perspective or make a shift in their entire belief system and their system of values."
Pisces is the most cucked sign, if you aren't a pisces you're not a real robot.
>>35601869
Why do Geminis get so much hate? I've repeatedly heard that "everyone loves to hate them," but I can't see why.