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ITT: stories of failure 2017-03-18 12:18:40 Post No. 35600940
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>be in college
>in between classes
>have about an hour before class starts
>decide to practice talking to girl(preparing to eventually get gf)
>go to library
>see 8/10 qt3.14
>grab a random book and pretend to read for 20 minutes while I think up my attack plan
>spend another 10 minutes trying to work up the nerve to go talk to her
>go over
>"e-excuse me, d-do you mind if I talk to you for a while? t-this book isn't as interesting as I thought it'd be."
>"oh ok"
>holy shit.gif
>thought it actually worked
>she takes her head phones out
>"sorry what?"
>she didn't hear any of what I just said
>instantly lose confidence
>"u-uh, t-this book- y-you r-read it- me?"
>"uh, sorry, but I have to finish some work for my next class."
>"o-ok,"
>autistically shuffle around the book cases to put my book back
>leave library
>go home for the day
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This thread is a failure too !
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>be in middle school
>friend eggs me on to go to the mall and pickup chicks
>be at mall sitting on bench
>see 2 attractive females walking by
>quietly say "excuse me"
>she doesn't hear
>say it louder "Excuse me.."
>no response
>say it even louder "EXCUSE ME!!"
>they look back and laugh at me
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>>35600940
hah this green day song has kind of a similar plot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJE-fs6HjAI
Hey give it a listen, it really like it, its sweet and a little sad, i wish there was a single word for that, for now ill call it "soursweet"
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>senior year of high school
>sitting in computer lab
>popular girl sitting in front of me looking at some dumb internet picture making the rounds with her friend
>think I'll impress her with my vast internet knowledge by telling her an interesting fact about it
>"Hey, nicole."
>she didn't hear me
>"Nicole!"
>still didn't hear me
>say it even louder
>"NICOLE!"
>she whips around
>"I'm ignoring you on purpose, you gross loser. Leave me alone."
>her friend laughs at me
>everyone staring now
>teacher doesn't even bother looking up from his laptop
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>middle school
>wanted to ask qt grill out
>sit behind her in science class
>"h-hey"
>"wow anon you look really pale"
>all surrounding people are looking at me
>"I-I was wondering if you'd w-want to go out with me"
>she gets a look of horror upon her face
>"umm I'll think about it"
>class goes on
>walk towards her at end of class
>mumble "so did you make a decision?"
>she pretends to not hear me and leaves
It gets worse
>assume she does want to go out with me since she didn't reject me
>start telling everyone that she's my girlfriend
>tell her friends about the presents I'm going to get her
>later one of her friends comes up to me
>"Stacey wanted me to tell you that she's not your girlfriend"
>"H-heh I know"
>don't go to school for a few days
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