What's it like being a lesbian?

Not like being raped and murdered, unfortunately.

>>35598889
does the cute one have a cock also?

>>35598889
I actually knew a chick who was prison gay, idk they are fucking crazy.

You guys want to here a funny story?

>>35598929
wow I guess he does, they are both men

>>35598929
Yes but it's very feminine. Even more so than a vagina.

>>35598964
>he
>men
quality b8 m8

>>35598946
Let's hear it, friendo.

>>35598946
Just tell it you faggot.
>>35598889
That guy in the hat isn't fooling anybody, look at those shoulders, nigga looks like he could lift up a truck. Goddamn.

>>35598946

i bet it's not funny

its funny you can tell the one on the left is the "guy" in the relationship. one always has to be feminine and cute and the other one is bull dykish.

they're like regular women but even more desparate for attention

>>35599006
My ex was prison gay, like big time and was pretty insane. She went to jail and she fooled around with a girl I wound up fucking while she was in jail, and then when that girl went to jail, I fucked my ex again. It just happened that way. Fucking good times, some women are literally fucking ridiculous.

Pretty shit, t b h, considering most lesbians are either triggered tumblr cunts or more masculine that most men.

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>>35599144
>You will never be a qt lesbian into BDSM
>You will never find a qt Dom

Pic related

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>>35599006
>>35598889
>>35599018
That dude is diesel AF. He looks like a fucking line backer.

Isn't that sue?

Shes a cutie3.14

Pretty shit. I could easily have a boyfriend and experience normal love. But no, I just had to be born a lesbian. It's almost impossible to find a girl you can get along with AND that is into you AND your gender. Even harder finding a pure lesbian gf and not some bishit who will leave you for chad.

Pretty much the same as anyone else on here, really

>tfw never been kissed
>tfw no gf

Really the only added benefits is all the qts that I've seen changing in the locker room over the years

>>35598964
>they are both men
* originally yelling* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>35600122

Haha holy shit, the mental illness is strong with this one.

>>35600122
It seems us guys have the opposite problem. My roommate is gay and keeps asking me if I am gay. His friends that he has over always compliment me and giggle to the point of uncomfortableness. It seems like gay dude will hit on and fuck anything thats male.

>>35600303
Mad, bislut? Don't like me telling the truth about how you're incapable of ever truly loving someone because you're just a bishit who will eventually lust for chad's cock and even then you will also cheat on chad for stacey's pussy and/or will try to convince innocent girls into degenerate disgusting cock lusting threesomes

>>35600122
I know that feel, anon. I've never met a bi girl who isn't a cheating whore, but actual lesbians are so hard to find.

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>>35600358
>tfw I've got a gay orbiter

A-At least someone thinks I'm cute

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>>35598889
>hear the voice of the right one

>you will never get to fuck natalie mars and sue lightening at the same damn time

>>35600358
>It seems like a dude will hit on and fuck anything thats he's attracted to
weird, it's almost as if all guys are thirst monsters

>>35600358
fuck them hard, make them pay

>>35601518
they already are gay... that would just make him gay....

>>35601518
>fuck them hard
That's some gay shit, anon

>>35600663
I was about to write something like that in a different thread. If I am drunk enough I'll probably try to fuck a mop with a face drawn on it.

>>35600585
B-but I'm not gay. It seems no girl will ever date me and only gay dudes seem interested. I only orbit Stacy's.

>>35598889
its fucking lonely right now

>>35601742
peep natalies twitter right now. lots of fisting stuff that i've never seen before on it. i almost jerked off to it but im doing no fap

What I said to >>35600663 in >>35601742
is meant for
>>35601489

>>35600371
I'm not who you were replying to but I'm bi and kind of prefer other girls a bit and it hurt reading that. It's sad when everyone thinks you are just a slut or can't decide from your sexuality.

>>35601737
no make them pay, ie hold them down and punish the hole

>>35601826

its the redpill all lesbians must eventually take
bi girls always go for cock in the end

fuck them but never get in a relationship with them

>>35598889
Ugly
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how is this not origanoli