Femanons of /r9k/

Dong that doesn't jizz

>>35597903
hold up
lemme ask ur mom

>>35597996
or piss, or grow several times it's "normal" size. it does get swollen/firmer when aroused.

that's basically it.

So all women have micropenises?

>>35597903
That thing looks like a hunchback dick with legs.

>Dark Souls Concept Art.png

>>35597903
Is those a penis monsters?

>>35597903
they walk around and hurt people at night

Wow haha, my dick is a dinosauw

>>35598038
Yeah in a lot of ways the vag is like the penis except it splits the tubes up over different hardware

>>35597903
I don't really know, you just kinda rub it and it feels really good.

>>35598170
kek

>>35597903
Interesting fact, if a baby which is genetically male has a tiny penis (or alternatively a female with a dick-sized clit) through the cruelty of nature, the parents can decide that it's actually a penis and have the doctor do surgery to make the child look normal. These people sometimes don't find out their real sex until much later.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_assignment#Assignment_in_cases_of_infants_with_intersex_traits.2C_or_cases_of_trauma

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>>35597903
>have gf
>7/10 thicc blonde with blue eyes
>inb4 "GET OUT"
>she can't cum at all
>probably because I'm a dicklet
>5 inches
>feels bad man
>read that I can make her cum by rubbing her clit
>the fuck is a clit
>gf doesn't really know either
>we start trying to figure out how we can stimulate it
>after months of searching, finally find where her clitoris is located
>fingeringtime.png
>ask how many fingers I should use
>"about three fiddy"
>it was about that time I noticed my thicc blonde gf was about 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era