>tfw meeting my half-sister for the first time tomorrow and

>>35597220
Tell her to btfo.
Fucking roasties.

nice blog shit breath

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you know this thread can only end in one place, right?

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>tfw would figuratively kill someone just to have ONE sibling, I don't care if they're male or female
>all these stupid fucking normies and their "sibling love threads"
>dad died and mom works full time, so I live alone
>all you smarmy little faggots who don't know what it really means to be alone get to whine about your brothers and sisters
>none of you have to live with your own mental illnesses and shortcomings staring you in the face every hour of every day

FUCKING

GET

THE FUCK

OUT

>>35597220
Ask if you can smell her pussy. If she says no, say "must be your feet." If she says yes, say "I knew it was either that or your feet." You know, to break the ice.

>>35597220
How old are you two, and why are you meeting her now?

>>35597303
i have a sibling but i don't really.
>stacy
>4+ years older than me
>successful socially
>constant relationships
>defined goals and shit
What i'd do for a little sister..

>>35597450
I'm one hundred years old and she is two years old. And yes, the parent we share is our mother. Sound impossible? Well FUCK YOU!

>>35597450
I'm 23 and she's 19. My parents got divorced when I was a kid and my dad just started a new family on his own, I never got to meet her.

>>35597771
Wow, pretty ''different'' situation, OP. Do you know anything about her. What kinda job she has? What's your job?

>>35597852
Her job is blow. My job is rim. This is how we serve our daddy.

>>35597993
I'm in tears, but that made me smile.

>>35598021
Thank you sweetie I'm glad you smiled.

Good luck, Anon. I found out a few years ago I have 3 younger half-siblings, but I've never met any of them. My mom ran off about a month after my little brother was born and I guess she had kids with the guy she left with.