Reasons why you haven't an heroed yet

>>35596889
waiting for half life 3 baby

>>35596889
>off chance I end up being a qt girl (male) in a few years instead of a freak
>not knowing what happens after death
>drugs are pretty fun
's about it

>>35596889
>still have instant access to internet porn
>fast food isn't illegal
>there are videogames i haven't played yet, or will get to play if im dead

>>35596957
So you'll die of natural causes over the age of 80?

>>35597035
do yourself a favor and just end it, you'll never be the little girl.

>>35597114
I don't wanna be the little girl I like being tall lol

>>35596889
Im somewhat optimistic about my future

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>>35597081
Be original and Stop watching porn.

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>>35596957
13/13/13 half life 3 confirmed
How is this not original

>>35596889
I don't have a gun, and I want to finish my degree first.

I enjoy being alive. -

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>>35596889
I don't fucking know, I should did it long time ago, I hope I'll die in an accident and no one will give a fuck.

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>>35596889
Berserk gives purpose to life.

>twin peaks 3
>evangelion 3+1
>anime in general
>seeing berserk end
>still kinda hoping things will turn around

There's still vacations to experience and I have weight to lose. Hopefully when I lose weight I'll look so good my suicidal thoughts will go away

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>>35597981
Enjoy your sagging moobs

My investments are doing ok and if they keep doing ok I will be a millionaire when I turn 40.

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La Mulana 2

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>>35597138
i will go down with this ship
i won't give my porn up in surrender
there will be no white knights inside my door
because no grills aloud
and there never will be

fire emblem echoes
they litterally took my favourite game and made it look gorgeous. also the possibility of getting a Genealogy of Holy War remake

>scared of post-death nothingness
>delusional fantasy that ONE DAY I'll change (6 years and counting)
>already bought tickets to see Maiden

It used to be that there was usually a vidya I wanted to play, not even arsed about that anymore. Maybe in another 6 years I'll have no excuses.

When I start seriously considering suicide I get drunk. That postpones the suicidal thoughts a little.

Bladerunner 2049
Hope that it'll get better
God doesn't approve


these 3 reasons

>>35598059
Sayonara sides

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>still havent played witcher 3 because no moniez for computer

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I don't plan to an hero. Worst case scenario I lose my NEET status. In which case I back up all my porn/anime/music on an external HDD and start walking the earth. My plan is to squat somewhere with internet access. Then maybe do B&Es or figure out some other way to obtain petty cash to eat with.

Honestly the only thing I want out of life is food and internet access. I can deal with whatever else.