Women Love Thread

>inb4 normiepost

My girlfriend is one of the best things to ever happen to me. She's super supportive of my goals and always knows how to make me smile.

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>>35596557
Her pussy stinks.

>>35596414
It's hard to say anything nice about women when you can't get what you want from any of them.

They know how to make Mr. Pokey feel really good .

>>35596557
Your girlfriend's pussy, friend! Her pussy! Help! I'm stuck in her pussy! Down here! Can you pull us out? I'm here with the rest of the football team.

>>35596414
They dont seem to interact with me so I guess thats a pro as I'd rather not deal with them for the many reasons posted on the board and in the other thread.

I guess every now and then you think you have found a NAWALT so that's cool even if everyone else tell you she is just like other women

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>>35596414
I like fictional women does that count?

>>35596557
Just because you said inb4 doesn't mean you belong here. If you have a gf, you're not a robot or a cyborg. You are a normie and should probably leave.

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>>35596414
>>35596557
Why the fuck do normies insist on being here?

>>35597304
Jealous
>>35597330
MRA
>>35597408
>>35597548
RPers

Women are beautiful you guys are just stupid

>>35597593
What, does her pussy NOT stink? Yeah right bro.

>>35596414
I love how soft and cuddly women are. They're amazing to touch/squeeze/grope/hug/etc.

>>35597304
At least there's a good reason why hers smells like dead fish.

>>35596557
She is supportive because she's hoping you get some betabux rolling in.

>>35597644
I've never touched a woman intimately.

>>35596414
My girlfriend is amazingly sweet and supportive, full of love and loyalty. I truly love her.

>>35597679
That sucks, it's a great experience, you should try it.

>>35597671
Huh? Are you saying that the reason my pussy smells like dead fish is less legitimate than the reason your girlfriend's pussy smells like dead fish? I challenge that.

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>>35597695
degenerate, roastie- loving, faggot normies are not allowed here.
you best leave, nigger

fuck off tumblr landwhale
do you not realize which board you're in?
Are your fat rolls so big that they're covering up the screen?
You literally cannot be a robot if you're a female
That's literally on the definition

It's like being a girl scout and try to join the boy scouts

so fuck off

sage

>>35597710
My bad, I'm drunk, I thought you were replying to fish-girl in the OP and was making a joke.

>>35597731
I've been here longer than you, child

Too many retarded teenagers here who think 4chan is muh club. Faggot I've been browsing the internet since you were a preteen.

My gf is such a cutie. She came over the other day, after I spent 12 straight hours at the school working on my yearly design project. Because I was spent, we just spent the night laying on the couch, cuddling, and her kissing me all over. It's those kind of moments that make all the hard work worthwhile

>>35597781
Ohhh shit I didn't even see that. Don't worry bro you're still sharp. Still making connections. That fag's cunt's cunt still stinks like fucking shit though am I right? LOL fuck that faggot and his shit-stinking cunt on his gay fucking cunt bitch. #YOLO

>>35596414

Women are beautiful and I wouldn't want to live without them. If only there were more in my life then there wouldn't be a problem

>>35597784
wow grandpa you're so cool and interesting. I hope when I finally grow up i can be as much of a faggot as you are.

>>35597860
Hehehe You called him an old faggot and I find that funny. Good show old bean.

>>35597860
hahahaha DAAAAM SON
he told yo ass >>35597784 GRAMPA
>>35597784 CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT-ASS GRAMPS
>>35597784 CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT-ASS GRAMPS
>>35597784 CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT-ASS GRAMPS
>>35597784 CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT-ASS GRAMPS
YOU A BITCH GRAMPS

>>35597860
Weren't you the one just raging at me for having a girlfriend? Do you even know what faggot means?

Kid, you're a virgin. You don't get to talk shit. You literally haven't even fucked a pussy which is the basic rite into manhood. Let that sink in, little boy.

>>35596414
I don't hate women. In fact I love girls like my Big Sister!

She'd always hug me when I was sad and even through my teenage years. She smelt so nice and she was beautiful. Although it hurt a bit when she called me weird for constantly wanting to cuddle her. One night she came home a little tipsy and we feel asleep on the couch cuddling under a blanket. It kills me inside seeing her with her boyfriend while I've stayed single my whole life.

I love my big sister so much!

Reeeee women are trash with a nasty gaping fish flaps between their legs they are cunts reeee

As much as I hate real women, fictional women are perfect. I love them so much, they are so cute!

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I worship women five times a day

>>35598052
Is it because you can't get real women to love you like they love their fictional males? How pathetic is that?

>>35596414
FUCKING NORMAL NIGGERS GET OOOIIIIIUUUUUUT

>>35598063

Real women can't love. Only Perfect 2D can love.

>>35598063

I wish that women would actually be like this irl instead of writing cringy fanfics and posting amateur art on tumblr, then getting choked by Chad that same evening.

>>35598151
Please help me get this doody smell out of my pussy. You're my only hope.

>>35596557
awwwwwwwwwwww this makes me so happy!!!!!!! ^________^ i'm a girl and ahhh i love you both awww <333333 yayyyy happy forever :DDDD im rooting for you two woo hooooo!!! =) eternal love <33333333 and happiness and support!

>>35597695
WOWWWWWWWW OMGG THIS COMMENTTT AHH IM MELTINGGGGGGG IL OVE YOU GUYSSS ;0;;;;; <33333 =DDDDDDDDDDDD

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I want to like them and have been "the best friend" to women before, but...

Women can be so pretty and nice, as much as I insult them on the internet, I love them and can't imagine a world without them.

>>35598247
It's not their job to make you feel good about your little dick, bitch faggot.

>>35597834
>using YOLO unironically
Delete yourself

Mackerel
Clams
Scallops
Brine
These are the things which women are made of.

>>35598277
LMFAOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg

i feel bad but i laughed som uch lmamoooo whoever you are >>35598277
i love you. i love seeing u rek ppl online. i laughed so out loud with glee xD


>>35598247
this comment was pretty funny too and GOD you just had to add in the "i isntulg rils on the internet even tho i love them" wtf the picture of u in my head is so... you don't even want to knowww =(((((!!!!!

I would like to be a father one day

>>35598203

>licking nasty pussy

Get out of my face bitch

>>35596414
Absolutely love how much they play with clothes and shit. Shopping part sucks but its great to play doll with a cutie.

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>>35598090
Sheath your sword, bigot

What is up with all these LOLRANDUM comments all of a sudden? Am I missing something?

i seriously hate people on 4chan like i remember i was 11-133 there was this stupid fucking troll from here

and he weas so obsessed with me but woul dtry to insult me at the same time? and when i rejected him he would poke at me even more? like wtf? is wrong with guys who do this?

like litearlly that guy i know
he talked so much trash about this one girl
spread her nudes
called her a slut/whore

ended up marrying her
they both cheated on each other....


like what the fuck. i hate little boys who are so so disgusting and gross and try to talk to girls, and they're not even nice they're just fucking dog-pigs. and when you don't even give them attention as a friend let alone even WANT to be their friend or acquaintance, they curl up into a fucking evil troll of vengeance and start slurring with their disgusting caesars palace pizza mouths and asscrack hanging out GROSS! EW!

litearly just go away america!!! jk not the boys in my state. just like.. the ones that go on this freaky ass site since 01

>>35596414
ahh my crush is such a warm person. always happy and smiling, and never gets mad for no bullshit reason. open minded and kind. i am in love

>>35598345
Wouldn't it be so wonderful to see your beautiful wife's swollen belly, knowing it's your child inside?

>>35598395
oh and they both have lots of kids.
fuck internet trash
stop talking shit on the internet you cucks! jk
im not really mean i just do this because i was,,,, once exposed to people like u :*(
and i have to act hard>.<butimnotxD;

>>35597408
Really r9k hasn't been for robots since the ressurection. It's more like you should leave.

>>35598413
its probably just a food baby

>>35597548
Because it's not as fast as /b/ so conversations last longer?

>>35596414
i tried for 25 years to be good to woman and now i just hate everyone, myself included

>>35598395
Aww. Want me to buy you a steam game?

When a girl gives you Bedroom eyes it's fucking magic. It's sex for the soul.

>>35598522
i feel like any guy gives me bedroom eyes. well not really bedroom eyes, but its like.. im madly in love with you and i'm enamored with you eyes.

like we'll be standing, eating dinner, and maybe im not even looking at him but hes just like... gazing into me as if i'm everything. it's weird XD

but very cute <3333hahahaha >.<it makes me kind of shy and melt :d heheeeee but shy mostly lol!

or like his eyes light up and are big and he's smiling

but we're not even talking about anything funny or like... i migh tnot even be saying anything / him? but i'll catch him or notice him just like.. starint ggazing watching me with this big intent smile wide eye smile on his face XDDD;; idk.!!!!!;;;_l-[-wejkflsakdjflksdfdfaddsfdasfsadfd

BIG WEE WEE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD XD
AND A POO ON MY MOUSE XD

>>35598083
I don't know, I've never really asked myself why I fall in love with fictional women more often than real ones. Probably because I don't interact with real ones on an emotional level. I think most of them are just sluts but I'm sure there are some good women out there. I'm pretty autistic when it comes to talking with them and I'm pretty sure I'm a pretty boring person to talk to so I wouldn't want to waste they're time if they are worth it. I'd love to be a father one day, hopefully my autism doesn't last forever.

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>when a titty monster hugs you

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>errrr
>>35598514
ummmm

>>35596557
NORMAN, I HAVE A BAD NEWS, YOU HAVE AN DOWN SYNDROME JUST LIKE YOUR GF IF YOU ARE LURKING THIS SITE AS NORMIE WITHOUT ROASTING ROBOTS. GO KYS.

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This woman is advocating for my rights. Mad respect.

>>35596414
It`s ironic how the postergirl for your pathetic agenda is a picture of a creature centered around making fun of female promiscuity and demonizing it.

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>>35596414
How about no. Get off my board.

someone make an 18+ discord

>>35598808
She is clearly a moron only doing that for the attention of Chad. Women can't think for themselves and should all be put into breeding camps and executed when they no longer produce good off spring

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>>35597593
SOME women are beautiful, ALL women are manipulative cunts.

I love and respect women (which is why I am single)
One day women will realize what a gentleman I am and they will admire my chivalry.

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>>35598931
>loving and respecting women is why he's single
>one day they'll recognize my chivalry

This is either the greatest bait known to man or you are actually retarted.

>>35599319
you just got rusedd

>tfw i kicked a pregnant woman's stomach and ran off today

Felt good desu

>>35596414
Some girl on the Internet gave me a compliment about my hair. She really didn't have to do that, and it was nice.

>>35599351
I might have killed myself if that was real.

There is nothing lovable about a woman.

>>35599572
sucks to be ur mom