Why are the leaked celebs sucking small to average cocks?

>>35596111
From what I understand, dick size is VASTLY overrated by people with small cocks. Past like 4 inches, it doesn't really matter that much. Sure, bigger is generally better, but having an average or a bit below average cock isn't a deal breaker.

>>35596144
>t. superior gooklet male

Pictures fucking WHERE?

what Ieaks
link you faggot

>>35596144
so it's dudes who fetishize big cocks and not actually straight women?

> mind_blown.exe

>>35596186
>>35596188

phun dot org forums you non-googling niggers

> Katie Cassidy
> Emma Watson
> Amanda Seyfriend (sucking Justin Long's little pecker)

and a bunch of other C-list celebs

>>35596189
Pretty much lol. Some people just get off on feeling inadequate. Either that, or they have low self-esteem.

>be world famous, rich celebrity that everyone loves and wants to be with
>fuck 5/10 small dicked no-name poor losers on video and camera

Never understand it. Gotta be some kind of degradation fetish.

>>35596272
if top tier women are willing to sink that low...imagine what regular roastie cunts will do

> a-are we all gonna make it guys???

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>>35596189
Obviously. These fags watch too much porn. Reality isn't like that at all.

>>35596325
hard to tell how big that dildo is

>>35596111
THOSE ARE RICH MEN YOU IDIOT THAT'S WHY

>>35596111
>I thought all women wanted to be pounded by 10 inch salami logs? wtf has r9k lied to me all these years???

This is the thing I never understood about the idea of the big cock being the greatest.

Average is average because average is what got the most pussy, what got the most cock were tighter pussy, tighter pussy loves normal sized cock, bigger cock is mostly for masochists.

But if you wanna be hung like a donkey, enjoy a shit sex life.

>>35596419
Based on a similar one I have. It's about 6"long from the balls to tip, a little over 5" thick. On the slightly bigger than average side of the scale.

Tastes like shit tho.

>>35596452
argument is weak for two reasons:

> 1) the identifiable men are their peers/contemporaries and likely no richer than them (Justin Long for example)

> 2) we don't know who the guys are in a lot of the pics/vids so we have no clue if they're rich or not...

>>35596542
Interesting evolutionary perspective anon...women must prefer 5-6 inch cocks as that's what is now average and has become most prevalent.


hmmm

>>35596542
>enjoy a shit sex life
This. Having too big penis is actually disadvantage when it comes to sex - not being able to go ballsdeep, constantly hitting cervix, not all poses are available. Besides thick dick > long dick as it makes vagina "fuller"

>>35596639
>Thick Dick

Yeah, the thing about that is, I hope you aren't big on blowjobs because unless you find yourself an anaconda...well, good luck.

While I certainly enjoy the power my girth has, I'd trade a bit of it away for some good deepthroating Blow jobs.
>Interesting evolutionary perspective anon

Seems like a basic idea to me, but Fuck if I know man.

>>35596703
>you find yourself an anaconda...well, good luck.
I dont have monstrous thickness just 5.6 inch.

>>35596111
what am i supposed to search to find these recent celeb nudes?

>>35596111
Because huge dicks are rare? Also a big dick is only useful to an already attractive man

>>35596769
don't bother, most of them are really as bad as op said.
a few of them really take it like a champ though. can see why some of their x's would want them back.

>>35596731
6.3, I can't into condoms. Used to think I had impotency issues because I'd always go soft and I was banging a serious 9/10 red head when I was young, to not be into that pale goth chick with ass long hair would have been impossible, but every fucking time a condom would come out...

>>35596769
see >>35596216

>>35596784
my point is...why wouldn't these women use their resources to find a bigger dick? women of their status and financial means should be able to basically have huge cock on demand right? (athletes, porn stars, giggolos etc.)

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>>35596111
>I judge everything based on the bizarre, reality defying sexual theater that is porn

>>35596111
Big dicks are a meme. Women get sore after a while, and with a big dick they get sore faster. It's like a novelty thing... once they have it the novelty wears off.

>>35596859
It's not important enough to date out of their circle. They could find a Porn star or a jock with a huge dick but They don't care enough. That being said it's not a meme that women like big dicks. Vaginas can expand massively

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Who /average cock/ here

>>35597084
lol

> "average"
> your clit dick

pick one

>>35597100

I am well within the average range.

>>35597207
for boys age 5-9 maybe

>>35597236

Ok but how would you know that?

it's true boyos. I was afraid my 4.5" dick was a death sentence, but when I actually started having sex I stopped caring and no girls yet have complained. But I'm Asian and I probably don't meet the kind of girls who would be size queens.

>>35596111
>I thought all women wanted to be pounded by 10 inch salami logs?

lost

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SHOW ME WHERE THE FUCK I CAN SEE KATIE CASSIDY TAKE DICK PLEASE I FUCKING NEED IT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HOT I FIND THAT FUCKING ROASTIE

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>>35597084
>Who /average cock/ here
I'm 5.5 x 5.5

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>>35597252
t. was once a 5, 6, 7 8 and 9 year old boy, my dick was bigger than that though
ayyyyy

>>35597928
seriouss question though , as someone who is a virgin im curious, can you pound it from behin with a 4.5 inch dick? or are you confined to the missionary position

>>35598263
classic Beta Brad posting here guys

/r9k/ needs to stop tolerating this pubescent style banter

>>35596325
who's this dildo dragon?

>>35598285
Unless you're fucking a landwhale you should have no problem with any position. If you're worried then either you need to lose weight of fuck bitches under 300ibs

>>35596272
Maybe everything you know about anything is wrong? Nah, it couldn't be, right? Fucking kill yourself, you mongoloid.

>>35596272
>Never understand it
Maybe she was attracted to him in someway.

>>35596111

Because not every Chad has a 8 inch chod,

>>35597084
Average? Thats hardly average lol more like a boi lit or sissy shemeat

>>35598254
Dude the tip of ya dick (no homo) looks like a piranah plant from mario you little faggot

>>35596272
Women are sentient beings, guy. They have feelings and wont just go for a guy for their dick and body, they want to love their partner.

How dumb are you?

>>35598826
>Dude the tip of ya dick (no homo) looks like a piranah plant from mario you little faggot
Yeah, i know.

>>35599021
delete that image so as not to put 4chan into trouble...
also:
>Katie Cassidy
>celebrity
literally who?

>>35599056
Done.But I left the link

>>35596572
>Tastes like shit tho.

Stop putting it in your ass, then.

>>35596111
Because attraction isn't about just one thing. You can have an average dick if you have other things going for you. Being tall attractive and talented with arts will help you more than muh dik. A big dick is still a plus

>>35596111
if your dick is out, you have already won
how can you morons actually think that your dick matters

Probably the same reason most of the celebrities have small to average breasts.

>>35598826
> my_sides.jpeg

>>35596111
>caring about celebrities
Why?

Why do people have such a hard time understanding this?

>Does size matters?
Yes
>How important though?
Much less than things like givin good oral, knowing how to fuck, foreplay, maintaning an erection, etc etc
>Is it never a deal breaker?
Only if
A) She's a size queen (rare)
B) Below 3" or above 8"

I.e, if you're within 2 standard deviations, there're other much more important things.

Big dick is a plus, much like big tits or tight pussy or whatever.

>>35596111
Well shit it's almost like the big dick meme was generated by guys.

>>35596189
Yes. We value our dicks way more then they do.

>>35596189
Porn isn't reality. It's a bunch of guys that want to get off watching a girls joke get destroyed. Most girls find that horrifying

>>35599622
>maintaning an erection

you youngbots have it lucky. I'm 27 and this shit is already getting more difficult to do. and yes I

> exercise
> eat well
> don't jerk off

shit sucks man

>>35599789
>> don't jerk off
too much jerking?

>>35596216
> tfw ugly girl
> justin long is, looks wise, what an ideal husbando would be
> he's fucking a goddess like amanda seyfriend

If mostly average but pretty cute guys like him are boning girls like that, what the fuck am I suposed to do?

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>>35598254
>>35598826
i couldn't help it

>>35600021
Atleast someone acknowledges my penis.

>>35598254
This really what the average is supposed to look like?

Shit i guess i do have a big cock.

>>35600169
>This really what the average is supposed to look like?
It's not that hard to beat 5.5

>>35600216
I mean 5.5" is supposed to be the dead on average.

Mine just never seemed that big from my point of view at 7.5". Just looks normal in pictures too.

>>35600234
My bad, average is actually 5.2 inches.
>that big
Well you're used to your size.

>>35596111
>why are most dicks average sized

Holy shit this is autistic even for robots

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>Paige from WWE leaked

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>>35599011

>Women are sentient beings, guy

>They have feelings

>Wont just go for a guy for their dick and body, they want to love their partner

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>>35596111
Do you think they ever did it with her in her custom?

Can someone post the Amanda Seyfried pics? Apparently there's one of her sucking Justin Long's Dick?

>>35600021
Hahaha my sides a penis plant

>>35596189
Most size queens are or were literally whores who are addicted to sex for one reason or another so their vaginas are loose. Most women can't take cock bigger than 7 inches and if she really likes him, she won't care too much about his size.

As a woman who bros up with dudes, I can definitely confirm that a lot of insecure dudes carry a paranoia about dick sizes that they don't bother to confirm because blaming women for dick they have not yet seen is easier than admitting fault lies with their personality.

I know most people here won't believe me but I have a pretty large, at least bigger than average penis in terms of girth and length and though sometimes a girl really loves it; most of the time it's just an inconvenience.

Vaginas just aren't that large. Anyone who has taken a basic anatomy course know this. They can loosen up and stretch but they don't 'expand' inward. Your dick will hit the back of her vagina even with a below average penis. So not only do I constantly have to control how hard or fast I go or else I will greatly hurt whoever im fucking, only half my dick ever gets inside. I almost always need to finish myself off or if im lucky get a girl who will blow me after sex to cum.

>>35600883

They're probably not allowed to take the costume home so no. Also please delete this picture and delete any nudes from anyone who hasn't gave their consent to have those pictures be public.

>>35602299
>I know most people here won't believe me

Well, you can always post pics or gtfo

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>>35596871
>I judge everything based on the bizarre, reality defying sexual theater that is Jojo's

>>35599056
>>35602341
>so as not to put 4chan into trouble...
Lol, that faggot Hiroshima deserves everything he gets. m00t managed to keep this shithole running from his mother's basement just fine but not even months after the switch this place has been falling apart

>>35596189
>blacked is 4chan's porn of choice
>most of 4chan's users are beta males
hmmmmm

>>35596144
Women rather have big 9 inchers than your tiny dick, but if you could choose between some girl with G tits at cost of 100 lbs of fat or some petite cute girl with B cup which one would you rather bring home to fuck?

Most will bring the latter. There are things, like being charming, handsome, rich and others that just have more value to most than having a dick the size of her forearm. Of course, if she could choose between two equal guys but one being able to pierce her cervix if he wanted to, she will want him, but unless she is some size queen (in the former example, the equivalent to a BBW chaser) she isn't going to put the dick at the most important thing.

>>35598254

sorry, but that is NOT 5.5 around. no way.

>>35603155

No woman enjoys sex with a man that has a dick smaller than 7 inches and that's a bonafide fact.

>>35603155
I would choose B cups under any circumstances
the only thing i'd choose over B cups are mtf cone tits

>>35603186
why?

fillerfiller

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>>35596111
Probably, but little dick fags blowing their useless small penis loads as a girl gets fucked hardcore by huge fat cocks is too good.