What did she mean by this?

>>35593798
>let's be friends
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>35593798
It says it right there anon

"Let's be friends"

Don't read too deep into things, it's unhealthy.

You've been friendzoned. It's already over. Move on.

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>>35593815
Yeah Sorry Op. Least you know that at least girls can tolerate you?

>>35593815
>>35593823
>>35593826
Shut up you v-virgins!

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>fake stuttering in text

It's not even a joke is it. You really did it.

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>>35593798
>Let's be friends

Did you mean for this to happen?

>>35593843
>but yeah haha

fuck me man

>>35593843
there's another grill I'm chatting to that's a hardcore weeb even though she's pretty hot

I responded with a "y-you too" when she said "so cute!" to a pic of my cat

she said it was sweet I'll have you know

>>35593798
You are socially inept. Give up now

>>35593900
yeah lmao I know lol, trying to avoid using that sort of shit haha but the culture of today's youth has brainwashed me

>>35593936
" the culture of today's youth"
Anon what the fuck are you on? Who the fuck talks like that?

>>35593953
lmao idk what world u live in

>>35593936
You type like you are 50 years old wtf

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>S-she s-said I was s-super c-cool!
>but yeah haha
Hell, I want to friendzone you and I don't even know you

>>35593798
>I'm never doing anything rly so

Never ever do that. Makes you appear uninteresting and too eager.

>>35593953
My guess is he's underaged and thinks he's smarter than everyone else. Never shows it in public and thinks he's humble about it but it serves him well in internet arguments.

I was the same way when I was 16.

>>35593953
>>35593977
I was obvi being facetious, retards

>>35593798
lol you got friendzoned hard af my man

>>35594006
wew lad I'd say you were projecting but it seems you've admitted to it in your own post

It doesn't take a superiority complex to realize I should act more intelligently than the "whas gud dude wana go to Stacy's party lol" style of text messaging that is commonplace today

>>35593990
This. Next time just say you're up for something full stop. Why add that self loathing crap at the end ?

What the fuck is that shit response think before you text

>>35594077
>Superiority complex
>act more intelligently
>Style of text messaging that is commonplace today

The other anon is right, you are underage.
You know you need to be over 18 to post on here and to use tinder?

>>35593990
but I am uninteresting and eager

>>35594091
fair enough, it does seem pretty self-deprecating

Maybe a "What are you doing Saturday" would've been better

>>35594135
fucking lol, pls explain how those points helped you determine I was underage

>>35593977
>>35594077
>>35594177

some tasty 7's ITT though, well done

>>35593798
>i need more

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS


FUCKING ROASTIES REEE

>>35593798
Advance in reverse. There's no glory for you in this scenario.

>>35594077
>style of text messaging that is commonplace today
Nigga this isn't a school paper, you don't need to stretch your shit out for the word count

>>35594298
that was the point of the thread pretty much my man

like was it a teasing "let's be friends" with "I need more" meaning "I need your cock"

or was she like "Uhh eww, this type-stuttering fag is actually a fag" - "Hey anon we should just be friends ok, I need more than that in a man"

I asked her what she meant, will post reply if anyone cares

>>35594177
Because no one phrases things like that. Also nice mixing in random half words and acronyms it really helps gets that underage feeling across.
Let me be as verbose as you are to show you how retarded you sound.

>No one that is of age constructs their thoughts in such a manner as you do lol, it leads one to believe that you are obvs underage.

>>35594579
sorry buddy, English isn't my native language but as a child I took private English lessons with a classical British tutor for many years so my vocabulary and the way I phrase things is as you described - verbose and silly

I use half wrds and don't bother with proper syntax bc this is an anonymous internet forum kek

I was trying to admit (>>35593936) that i shouldn't use things like "haha, lol ,lmao" in conversation because it makes one sound immature and unintelligent - but pointing out that it's a cultural norm in modern-day youth apparently that means I think I'm smarter than everyone and am underage

>>35594736
>English isn't my native language

Oh shit my apologies then son

>>35594812
idk if you're jut memeing around or not, but I'll take this opportunity to bump

>s-stutter

god you faggots are insufferable

>>35593798
Isn't it obvious OP?

"Let's be friends, I need more"
as in
"Let's be friends, I need more friends"

>>35595009
.....Oh

orange origami

>>35593798
Only way to find out is to ask her. If she's offended who cares, you're not gonna talk her again after that.

>>35593798
If you didn't fuck a tinder whore on the first date you already fucking blew it, move on to the next slut bro.

>>35593798

>Using fake stuttering to increase your chances of getting laid
>Get friend zoned instead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKKK!!!!!!!!!

>>35594511
>I asked her what she meant, will post reply if anyone cares

>>35595086
I'll take it


she started talking about something else, but I asked
>By "let's be friends, I need more" did you mean to dismiss any romantic notion between us? I hate to ask so bluntly but I'm terrible at reading people, I'm not sure what to make of it

she responded

>I sorta do have a crush on one of my friends right now, so I'm reluctant to say that I wanna date you or anything, but at this point I don't know you well enough to say whether or not that would even be a thing. but I'd like to get to know you, worst case scenario we just become friends

You have been tuned into another episode of "Anon reads too far into roastie's message too soon, and makes a complete fool of himself"

Eh she was too short for my liking anyways

>>35595222
HIGH FIVE BRO!!

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35595226
Sounds like she sleeps with friends, maybe being her friend isn't so bad.

>>35595293
thanks for the optimism anon

I had a tinder acct for like 3 days and matched with a few girls, gave my number to 2 of them before deleting the acct and still talking to the other one

It's only made me realize how much of a FUCKING CHORE social relationships (and social media) are, and that I really just crave physical intimacy

>>35593798
Say you aren't looking for friendship or you're fucked.
Can't friend your way into her vag

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>>35593910
ergfsgdjgjhsdg
you are confirmed adorable
don't ever change

>>35593910
Cats are an easy way to get into girl's pants. I've used my cat three times to get girls to come back to my place. I have the feeling they know "Want to come back to my place and meet my cat?" means I want to fuck but they have all insisted afterwards that they thought they were just coming over to hang out and pat my cat.

Women are dumb.

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>>35593798
>She s-said I was s-super c-cool

never do this outside of your anime imageboard faggot and preferably not even here

This is the cringiest shit I have ever seen

>>35595812
<3
>>35595894
I have no photos of myself so I just took 7 (main camera) selfies with my cat for tinder, I guess being a qt is nice but the cat had to have helped

>>35596488
pls no bully

>>35593839
just snapchat her a picture of ur cum after masturbating captioned "just came"

you talk like a faggot dude

you should stop

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>>35593798
>Let's be friends
She gave you the kiss of death. Stop talking to her immediately.