Fembot ask me anything!

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>>35592642
I hope everyone has a comfy and nice day.

saged you fucking roastie

>>35592711
I'm not a roastie though!

I'm virgin, and socially awkward.
I've never had a boyfriend.

I have no friends.

Please don't sage me anon.

>>35592642
You are also underage if its true.

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>>35592642
C-can i be your bf
Im cute too we can be cute together

reminder that fembots doesn't exist, sage all attention seeking whores

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>>35592642
Can cute girls be NEETs? Or is it a myth?

>>35592735
We must stand together against the roastie crowds brother

>>35592729
Bullshit timestamped pic nothing sexual, fembots aren't real

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any females/trans in kentucky?
27yo male neet here

>>35592739
Yes

Cute girls Can be traumatized and forced into a mental state of total isolation and NEET lifestyle and habits

Hi you're talking to one

>>35592642
post ass you dumb whore

How should a guy go about randomly approaching a girl to talk to her? I think im attractive enough to not look like a creepy dude. Like what can I say to start a conversation?

>>35592780
dont give the whore attention

All i want is a qt NEET girlfriend. Im cute too, i deserve this.

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>>35592642
I'm willing to offer myself for greater good

>>35592792
I've been saging the thread so I don't feel too bad.

If women want to be seen as equals they gotta stop pulling this shit.

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>>35592735
>>35592743
>>35592769
Stop it you guys you're scaring her.

>>35592642
Can i be your bf please

>>35592642
How old are you?

Orig
Can't believe this is not original

>>35592732
I don't want a bf, but I'll be your friend =)

>>35592739
Indeed, anon.

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Nice try whore

sage'd into oblivion

>>35592779
Hmm. Interesting. Im a recovering NEET and Im not ugly. If you wanna talk let me know.

>>35592828
I'll be your mommy anon.

>>35592833
I'm 23

Where do I find other girls to be friends with? Do you have any as a NEET? I'm 22 and haven't talked to another girl since highschool and feel weird about it.

>tfw no friends
pls respond

>>35592828
Don't fall into her trap, sage all roastie threads and do not give them attention

>>35592861
I'll be your friend!

>>35592862
B.but anon.
I'm a girl.

you fucking thirsty ass fuckers
i cant even pay a guy to be thirsty for me and yet whores with holes will get NEET attention for free

rape and kill all women

sage this shit please

hi qt,
What did it feel like to be penetrared for the first time?

>>35592875
Im looking for NEET pals. Can i give you my contact?

>>35592875
Friends for 5 minutes and then you delete the person from your memory and ignore him.

Average female brain.

>>35592896
Sure!
I talk on discord a lot.
>>35592905
I remember everyone, anon.

>>35592905
True fucking that

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>>35592642
no, i'm not stupid, i don;t believe this wee wee get out

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>>35592862
/r9k/ was never made as your virgin paradise fuck off

>>35592858
:3

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>>35592778
>tfw been single/friendless for 10years
>dating sites/apps do not work
>family is too busy to hook me up with someone
>i kill threads/get no (you)s

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>>35592835
>I don't want a bf
Then get the fuck out, you goddamn whore.
We already have a fuckton of depressed neets. The only difference between you and them is that you have a vagina and that you're probably way less interesting than them. So, in conclusion, you should just leave.
Also, you literally said in OP that you're looking for a bf. Are you too stupid to know what you want, you retarded wankstain?
Saged.

Guys, please.
I just want friends to talk to.

my parents kicked me out,
i've never had friends.
I'm living off of welfare.

>>35592930
How about you fuck off you cuck white knight

>>35592642
sup
why do women get desperate when their bait doesn t work on some guy?
>a lot of girls are baiting men by being lewd

>>35592919
Well, im downloading discord now, ive never used it before. If you want to add me on snapchat, my user is "doublehelix13"
My name will be the same on discord.

>>35592642
>>35592835
>looking for a bf
>I don't want a bf
REEEEEEEEEEEEE you indecisive (presumably) woman!

>>35592947
So? Many men on this board are in the same situation and nobody (myself included) gives a fuck about them. Why should we give a fuck about you, then? Because you have a vagina?
I thing you'd have lots of fun on Tumblr. You'd fit in perfectly.

>>35592947
Can u pls answer the question about having your vagina stuffed plx

>>35592976
to be honest a lot of women are sluts.
they are there only to betray you.

they bait because they look for desperate guys.
i hate them,

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>i want a bf
chad
>i do not want a bf
robots

CHAD WINS AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35592642
>>35592947
>I'm living with my parents
>my parents kicked me out
Don't believe a single word this self proclaimed female utters

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>>35592953
This is why you will die a virgin

>>35592919
Are you cute?

>>35593023
i am living with them, but they kicked me out yesterday.

i want to come back, and right now, i'm at a friend's house.

>>35593019
actually girls don t smash duds who fall for the bait
>It s maybe different in your country

Why do you come here if you "don't want a boyfriend". Also, add me on discord

>>35593039
i'm ok.
I'd say I'm a 6.5/10.

>>35593046
Timestamp or i won't believe.
nothing sexual is fine.

>>35593019
No need to hate them, you're so much worse than them.
I mean, you're attention whoring on /r9k/. Do you even realize how sad and pathetic that is?

>>35593062
I want friends.
What's your discord, anon?

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>>35593046
female
ye in kentucky?

what does being a female feel like?

>>35593089

ResettingLife #2951

>>35593098
feels bad to be honest.

everyone has high expectations.
i'm in new jersey.

>>35593046
>robot
>has a friend
yeah nice one, cunt
women will never know what true loneliness is

>>35593089
Hey i just made my account. "Doublehelix13"

>>35592642

Why do you lie about your gender on the internet?

Do the world a favor and neck yourself.

>>35593105
I'll add you in a second!

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ROASTIES GET OUT

Origioajf

>>35593118
I'm female.
Why should I lie about that?

Guys, come on, ask me anything about my life.

Also, how should I come back home?
My parents said they don't want my useless self on their backs.

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>>35593111
i will be your friend.
discord; flint#8647

i like anime/video games and you.

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Comrades, do you see how pathetic swooping low for a roastie is?
Females are not here to give you attention, and most of the time, they are certainly not female.

This is absolutely abhorrent, for once you understand that roasties are only here to abuse you, is the day that you ascend to GODHOOD.

Roasties and orbiters got prank'd by the best.

This thread is all an elaborate ruse, so that I can finally awaken you all from the blindness of reality.

Comrades, how do you not see, that all the female attention that you get is just there so they can feed on your pain and suffering?

They do not want you, they care not for your feelings.

They have come here, because this is a place free and wild, a pot of creativity. These parasites come here to destroy what we have built so hard.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Our operatives will continue blending in as "females", for your own good.
We will not stand for this oppression.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Age/height/weight ?

>>35592642
Hey can you answer pls? >>35592782

>>35593160
Fucking thank you
GLORY TO COMRADES
DEATH TO ROASTIES

>>35593146
Oops forgot the numbers.
Doublehelix13 #8686

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Comrades, roasties are fake.
""Fembots"" don't exist.

They are simply whores that pose with attributes that we, poor desperate souls, pose as.

This is all part of an intricate operation to awaken you, my brothers.

Females seek nothing in you, for they are genetically programmed to seek out Chads.

I am happy to say that I consider these brave individuals my brothers.
>>35593136
>>35592882
>>35592711
>>35592735


ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OFF.

WE STAND UNITED, WE DIE UNITED.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35593186
Also forgot that you just got cuck'd

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Comrades, we will ascend above the desires for flesh.

We will not stand for corruption.
Y'all got pranked by the best.

This is a lesson to never trust anyone on the internet, ESPECIALLY female whores.

We will not stand for the destruction of our beloved board by female oppressors.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35593202
Probably. But its worth a try. Im not ugly but im a lonely depressedfag

>>35593195
Where can I join?

>>35593235

kys

originoli commentoli for the faggaroni

Why do alleged fembots always use sweet and tender anime girls to represent themselves? Is this psychological warfare?

>>35593241
We are not a group.
We are a movement,

We sabotage, seek and destroy """fembot""" threads.

Women have no place on 4chan, and roasties specifically, or at least on /r9k/.

Fembots do not exist.
They are cock-and-attention hungry sluts who want your pain and misery of being shunned and hated by all, in the form of (You)s.

They are parasites, coming on to boards and destroying them.

We have had enough.
>Destroy fembot threads.
>Derail fembot posts.
>Defend /r9k/.

>>35593302
It's trojan horse. They meddle what you care most and then fuck you from the inside.

>>35593311
I meant the discord where the screencap was taken, I fucking hate roasties and want to enlighten some cucks

>>35593160
>>35593195
>>35593235
>>35593311

might want to check your tripcodes before you post samefaggola.

>>35593302
It's a mind trick, a slimy one at that. Never fall for it.
One guideline to go by, which is a bit old and dated but still very helpful, is GIRL
Guy
In
Real
Life

If ever in doubt remember this.

>>35592947
>i've never had friends.
>>35593046
>i want to come back, and right now, i'm at a friend's house.

what did she mean by this?

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>>35593575
This was all an elaborate prank, I had to improvise on the spot.

Excuse me for that.


This is all part of an effort to drive """fembots"""" out of /r9k/.

All females on this board are cock and attention-hungry sluts who come here to feed off of our attention.

Brother, rise above orbiting roasties, and ascend to a new plane of understanding and knowledge.

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i never felt friendship what is like?

>>35592739
I talk to a qt neet everday.

Its possible

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>>35593311
>Namefagging
>Uses the word "comrade" allot because communism xD
>lies to his so called "comrades" and assumes we're still "comrades"

You're just as bad as fembots my man

>>35593341
He's doing that on purpose you absolute jackass

You must think you're so fucking clever

GTFO my board pseudo-intellectual scum

Tits or gtfo you fucking roastie whore.